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Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 16:33:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Jul 17, 2008 16:33:23 GMT Ok, right people, this is where you put your thinking caps on, I need a list of everyones favourite cars (or at least their best car porn) I can't say what for yet, but I do need some ideas..... ;D
	Last Edit: Jul 17, 2008 16:33:47 GMT by Vixen They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

dutchdiva Guest	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 17:02:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dutchdiva on Jul 17, 2008 17:02:39 GMT well my favorite car is the Smart Roadster

Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 17:16:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Jul 17, 2008 17:16:14 GMT Thanks dutch, that's one but I need at least 10!
	They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

dutchdiva Guest	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 17:20:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dutchdiva on Jul 17, 2008 17:20:27 GMT very curious what you will do with it

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Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 17:26:06 GMT

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Post by Wyvern on Jul 17, 2008 17:26:06 GMT

The most pornographic car of the moment is probably the 8c... beautiful, unattainable and evidently like most porn, best kept as a fantasy if last week's TG is anything to go by!

I think my post on the Dream Cars thread says it all...

Jul 9, 2008 12:20:23 GMT Wyvern said:

As a lover of Alfas and a lover of performance cars, I really should have included the 8c on here...

Whenever I see this, I have an irresistable urge to lick it.

On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet

You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC

I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 17:28:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Jul 17, 2008 17:28:57 GMT Thank you Wy I knew I could count on you
	They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 21:52:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Jul 17, 2008 21:52:30 GMT More porn... Have I mentioned that I love the Gallardo? I can never decide which variant I like best, but this picture is definitely car porn
	On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Jul 17, 2008 22:06:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Jul 17, 2008 22:06:20 GMT Haha, well ahead og you there babe, I already put it up! I though about what you said when I posted the pic I took at the airport
	They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

dirtgirl Mayhemer Posts: 4	Car Porn Aug 11, 2008 2:58:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dirtgirl on Aug 11, 2008 2:58:49 GMT Ariel Atom - any submodel. It is freakin' sexy.

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Car Porn Sept 6, 2008 12:21:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Sept 6, 2008 12:21:05 GMT Is it just me, or does the Diablo, in this colour particularly, look rather, erm, rude? It reminds me of the things you'd find in the naughtier section of a certain high street shop that sells, erm, naughtiness...
	On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

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Car Porn Sept 6, 2008 15:49:21 GMT

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Post by stigalicious on Sept 6, 2008 15:49:21 GMT

Sept 6, 2008 12:21:05 GMT Wyvern said:

Is it just me, or does the Diablo, in this colour particularly, look rather, erm, rude? It reminds me of the things you'd find in the naughtier section of a certain high street shop that sells, erm, naughtiness...

YES.

Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Sept 6, 2008 19:20:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Sept 6, 2008 19:20:12 GMT nods head Aye, it does xD (I shopped there today, my mates kid inadvertanly picked up something she shouldn't have...... I didn't realise she had followed me in there ) EDIT: May I just add, I was only looking at underwear!
	Last Edit: Sept 6, 2008 19:20:36 GMT by Vixen They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Car Porn Sept 6, 2008 19:57:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2008 19:57:37 GMT Does it???

clementine Guest	Car Porn Sept 6, 2008 20:05:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by clementine on Sept 6, 2008 20:05:34 GMT That's such an interesting shade of purple.

stigalicious Guest	Car Porn Sept 17, 2008 22:12:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by stigalicious on Sept 17, 2008 22:12:02 GMT www.venturifetish.fr/ This car is causing me issues!
	Last Edit: Sept 17, 2008 22:13:29 GMT by stigalicious

TheDaisy X-Rated Mayhemer 'Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey' Posts: 7,889	Car Porn Sept 18, 2008 8:27:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TheDaisy on Sept 18, 2008 8:27:00 GMT A car called the Fetish. Ooh ay!
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dutchdiva Guest	Car Porn Sept 18, 2008 15:39:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dutchdiva on Sept 18, 2008 15:39:23 GMT Sept 17, 2008 22:12:02 GMT @stigalicious said: www.venturifetish.fr/ This car is causing me issues! I want that car !!!! ;D Off to search for more info

emmap Guest	Car Porn Sept 18, 2008 16:40:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by emmap on Sept 18, 2008 16:40:10 GMT Sept 18, 2008 15:39:23 GMT @dutchdiva said: Sept 17, 2008 22:12:02 GMT @stigalicious said: www.venturifetish.fr/ This car is causing me issues! I want that car !!!! ;D Off to search for more info Ooooooh, Now that is one nice car!

theplaguerat Smutty Mayhemer "A banging stereo for mi tunes!" Posts: 243	Car Porn Sept 19, 2008 20:25:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by theplaguerat on Sept 19, 2008 20:25:40 GMT Porsche Carrera GT!!!

ulstermayniac Mayhemer Posts: 45	Car Porn Sept 20, 2008 12:20:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ulstermayniac on Sept 20, 2008 12:20:35 GMT For me car porn is anything made by Bentley. May be a bit cliched but the Bugatti Veyron gives me the horn too.
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nobody Guest	Car Porn Sept 27, 2008 21:57:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by nobody on Sept 27, 2008 21:57:54 GMT Its a shame its not James standing next to it.

Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Oct 2, 2008 18:24:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Oct 2, 2008 18:24:07 GMT I think the car that 'gives me the horn' the most has to be..... The Toyota RAV4 I know it's not classy or posh or £millions to buy, but my god, I love it!
	They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Car Porn Oct 2, 2008 19:10:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Oct 2, 2008 19:10:30 GMT And that's the thing about porn... no matter how weird or wonderful, there will always be someone, somewhere, it works for ;D PS: I saw a Diablo on the M4 the other day. It was bright red. It looked pervy
	Last Edit: Oct 2, 2008 19:12:52 GMT by Wyvern On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 16:39:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2008 16:39:12 GMT This is too much! Aston Martin DBS's Land Rovers, Alfa Romeos 159 and I think there may be a Jag E-type behind the 3rd Aston. I maybe wrong. Does anyone know? i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/30/article-1065052-02C0886500000578-593_634x409.jpg

Vixen X-Rated Mayhemer Don't let your victories give you heart failure. Posts: 9,495	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 16:57:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vixen on Oct 5, 2008 16:57:06 GMT That's what it looks like to me!
	They say I have a short attention span, they just don't ....... Oh, look! A chicken!

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 17:01:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2008 17:01:07 GMT Thanks Vix, it just struck me odd for a Bond film. ( I've not seen many Bond films )

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 17:25:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Oct 5, 2008 17:25:44 GMT Oh, that's FILTH!!!
	On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

stigalicious Guest	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 22:24:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by stigalicious on Oct 5, 2008 22:24:33 GMT I am quite quite scared of MPH. I believe I will leave Earls Court needing therapy for pervy behaviour! I don't believe drooling over a Festish will do my cred any good whatsoever!

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 22:33:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Oct 5, 2008 22:33:44 GMT I shall have to be restrained from licking the 8c.
	On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

griasgirl Obscene Mayhemer Seconds anyone? Posts: 2,263	Car Porn Oct 5, 2008 22:46:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by griasgirl on Oct 5, 2008 22:46:09 GMT BRERA!! That is all I have to say on the subject!