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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 14:58:56 GMT
I do not understand why James uses a paintbrush, it just flicks the dust elsewhere.
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 15:05:05 GMT
I think I might have some of those ear cleaning things somewhere. I never think about things like that. I have a stiff eyebrow brush somewhere, maybe that will get into the keyboard and sort the Spam out. It has an angled tip, so should get into all the little crevices. At least the big lump of jelly by the power switch will be easy to deal with.
I think Merlin has a fixation with World War II, actually. I suppose it's to be expected, given that he was named after an aviation engine, but the amount of mud in his paws at any given time strongly suggests that he has been "digging for victory". I'll leave it to your imagination to determine exactly what kind of victory...
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:07:52 GMT
I have emailed Speakers corner asking for an estimate. this should be interesting.
If I tell them I am his cat do you think we will get a discount?
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 15:36:38 GMT
;D.........you may do fusker, cats may well get a special deal, still looking under the sofa cushions for any spare cash  |
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Post by clementine on Sept 15, 2008 15:38:30 GMT
I think a cat who can type certainly deserves a discount.
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:40:06 GMT
I don't dare venture into the realms of under the sofa cushions, last time I did I found a pizza that was so old that Dominoes doesn't do that topping any more.
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 15:45:42 GMT
hehe.......found about 50p, several pens, paper tissues with (don't ask) and a cuddly toy ;D
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2008 15:46:38 GMT
There's nothing behind my cushions. I'm really anal about cleaning there (and tis about the only thing I do clean every day LOL)
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 15:47:08 GMT
I never get that excitement. I have loose covers on my sofa, and nothing can escape down the back of the seats  Still, I found 5p on the floor, if that helps... |
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:48:42 GMT
so we have 55p! it's a good start  |
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2008 15:52:31 GMT
I found 10p on the pavement outside Woolies today.
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 15:53:37 GMT
55p should pay for a finger nail ;D........vote I'll kidnap one of my kids........he's got a whole tenner in his wallet ;D
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:55:10 GMT
thats a good idea, or I could just use James' credit card.
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 16:02:50 GMT
He may well question the large transaction on his statement ;D
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:07:56 GMT
nonsense, He will probably think he has bought a car whilst intoxicated.
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:10:07 GMT
just had a couple of emails, they wish to know my telephone number to discuss the event.
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Post by Puss on Sept 15, 2008 16:18:09 GMT
the drool can be sorted out by those ear cleaning things you humans use, I have no idea what they are called but they should work. I think you are referring to kitten buds... I mean cotton buds. ;D |
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 16:24:42 GMT
just had a couple of emails, they wish to know my telephone number to discuss the event. Hehe.......the event, fusker, you must get that cat brain working ;D |
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:27:23 GMT
they just won't give me a quote, I have told them it would be for 200 people approx, don't know where or when, I just want to know how much.
I am loosing my rag here people!
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 16:29:56 GMT
Looks as if your stuck with him Fusk....... |
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:32:06 GMT
Shame, I was hoping he would fall madly in love with one of you and move out.
does love potion exist in reality or does it only exist in Shrek 2?
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2008 16:33:11 GMT
But if he did, Fusker, who would feed you?
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 16:36:09 GMT
Or worse, he might take you with him and you would have to tolerate him being all mushy and daft.
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:38:25 GMT
I feed myself when he goes away, If I didn't know how to cook I wouldn't be here by now. James always forgets to ensure I am catered for when he is away.
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:39:04 GMT
Wyvern,
he can try.
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2008 16:40:39 GMT
My old cat used to catch spiders. She was pretty good at it, too.
Unlike the frogs - she always left their heads on the back door step. Which is unpleasant if you're nipping out to the shed for a fag with bare feet......
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2008 16:42:38 GMT
FuskerMay it's lovely to see you back and *hugs* to you, Could we get James if we found someone with a Bristol he could drive? Alternatively I have £5 note for emergencies and a cat I can use for bribery  |
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 16:46:44 GMT
If I had the money, I'd buy a Bristol. James would be very welcome to drive it. He could even test out whether you really can flick your fag ash out the windows at 150mph, which is what the man in the showroom told me. I really want one!
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:47:43 GMT
fantastic £5.55. we are doing well |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2008 17:00:36 GMT
If I had the money, I'd buy a Bristol. James would be very welcome to drive it. He could even test out whether you really can flick your fag ash out the windows at 150mph, which is what the man in the showroom told me. I really want one! Wy you are half way there because you don't know Jeremy! Can you really flick ash out at that speed? Hmmm... |
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Still, I found 5p on the floor, if that helps...
