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Post by lymaze on Mar 24, 2009 9:24:54 GMT
I did look Ms Welch up on youtube but was too frightened to play any of it in case I ended up on some database somewhere. ;D (Damn her and damn god for not being fair when distributing attributes.  ) |
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Post by lindenchase on Mar 24, 2009 9:29:40 GMT
I like how both James and the other guy are trying very very hard not to stare at Ms Welch's breasts. ;D
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Post by jacqui on Mar 24, 2009 9:38:20 GMT
I did look Ms Welch up on youtube but was too frightened to play any of it in case I ended up on some database somewhere. ;D (Damn her and damn god for not being fair when distributing attributes. ) Shes young.... it will all soon go south and expand then she'll look like everyone else   |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 24, 2009 9:42:03 GMT
That will bring me great satisfaction in my dotage. ;D  |
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Post by Doofey on Mar 24, 2009 9:51:51 GMT
They even got her name wrong under the pic of her by herself!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 10:34:25 GMT
Oh dear  Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. I imagine she has the same insecurities as the rest of us  And yes the way they are all trying hard not to look at her breasts is funny, no doubt that'll be the gag. It's about time James had an *cough* interesting travelling companion. The Mail was surprising generous towards the TG3...for once. Must be a hiccup |
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Post by Liz on Mar 24, 2009 13:13:46 GMT
I did look Ms Welch up on youtube but was too frightened to play any of it in case I ended up on some database somewhere. ;D (Damn her and damn god for not being fair when distributing attributes. ) Yes, I looked her up in 'images' to check it was the same girl, and came upon some seriously dodgy sites! |
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Post by nobody on Mar 24, 2009 14:24:45 GMT
I admit part of me hates her because she's in the sunshine with the tg boy's and getting paid for it.
But i am glad to see she not one of those women who's shoulder blades are sticking thought her skin because she lives off leaves.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 24, 2009 14:33:19 GMT
Oh dear Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. Not me... if I wore a push up bra, I wouldn't be able to see... |
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Post by Shortie on Mar 24, 2009 15:00:48 GMT
Oh dear Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. Actually she looks a bit insecure in that dress, a push up bra could cause disaster!  It all reminds me of a Pam Ayres poem about a Wonderbra - it was all very pro the shape it gave her, then one line was something to the effect of 'When I bent down to feed the cat, all my goods fell off the tray', which still makes me laugh! |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Mar 24, 2009 15:01:21 GMT
I wish I had something to push up in the first place. For a big girl, I am big in all the wrong places.
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Post by lew on Mar 24, 2009 15:32:04 GMT
Oh dear Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. Not me... if I wore a push up bra, I wouldn't be able to see... sorry wy, but I'm laughing hehe.......nope I don't think I need one of those too ;D.....well good luck to him, at least he appreciates women or their assets ;D |
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Post by nobody on Mar 24, 2009 16:06:54 GMT
I am only a B so they could push me up all they want and i would till look like a boy |
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Post by TheDaisy on Mar 24, 2009 16:18:26 GMT
Oh dear Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. Actually she looks a bit insecure in that dress, a push up bra could cause disaster! It all reminds me of a Pam Ayres poem about a Wonderbra - it was all very pro the shape it gave her, then one line was something to the effect of 'When I bent down to feed the cat, all my goods fell off the tray', which still makes me laugh! Pam Ayres WINS. I'm not exactly in need of a push up bra, more a hoist-em-up-and-hope bra, I think ;D |
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Post by Shortie on Mar 24, 2009 16:39:06 GMT
I am only a B so they could push me up all they want and i would till look like a boy There are those on here who might be jealous of that! I'm in the bras-as -scaffolding camp, sadly. Another, rather vulgar term for a push-up bra, (not that I would admit to knowing it, of course. Hmm), is an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder. The trouble is, once you have said it, it then rings around your head like a tune you can't get rid of. So, sorry! |
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Post by jacqui on Mar 24, 2009 16:54:21 GMT
Oh dear Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. Not me... if I wore a push up bra, I wouldn't be able to see... ^^^^ that Wy I miss my feet  ;D |
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Post by lew on Mar 24, 2009 16:59:00 GMT
I am only a B so they could push me up all they want and i would till look like a boy There are those on here who might be jealous of that! I'm in the bras-as -scaffolding camp, sadly. Another, rather vulgar term for a push-up bra, (not that I would admit to knowing it, of course. Hmm), is an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder. The trouble is, once you have said it, it then rings around your head like a tune you can't get rid of. So, sorry! Shortie......... ;D oh that's so excellent ;D I will keep that forever  |
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Post by Shortie on Mar 24, 2009 17:04:22 GMT
[ Shortie......... ;D oh that's so excellent ;D I will keep that forever Ah-ha. So. My work on here is done. |
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Post by lew on Mar 24, 2009 17:06:14 GMT
Not quite yet ;D.....shortie ;D
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Post by Shortie on Mar 24, 2009 17:12:27 GMT
Not quite yet ;D.....shortie ;D Oh, all right then, but you are a very hard Taskmistress! However, as I have to go and do something about the supper, it is done for today. . . unless I have time to come back and bother everyone again.  Arrividerci, ragazzi! |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Mar 24, 2009 17:21:37 GMT
That boulder expression is quite old, I remember being told that by an old woman when I was about 7. It still makes me laugh now.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 24, 2009 17:34:26 GMT
Bette Midler does a song called 'The Ballad of Otto Titsling'... it sums up the situation quite well I've performed it at a cabaret night at my old local... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 18:05:13 GMT
Oh dear Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. Actually she looks a bit insecure in that dress, a push up bra could cause disaster! It all reminds me of a Pam Ayres poem about a Wonderbra - it was all very pro the shape it gave her, then one line was something to the effect of 'When I bent down to feed the cat, all my goods fell off the tray', which still makes me laugh! That's brilliant ;D and so true  I don't think I'd want to be any bigger. I was trying to do irony but failed She doesn't look particular safe does she I can't think of anything else to say I'll come back later on. |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Mar 24, 2009 18:11:58 GMT
I think I remember hearing that once, was very vulgar. Right up my street. If anyone here remembers or has seen an old ITV comedy show from the 70s called On The Buses, the late Reg Varney dressed up as a woman in one ep and recited a rude poem about Clara the Clippie with the line 'I'm so full up on top' he had balloons up his jumper.
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Post by emmap on Mar 24, 2009 18:23:11 GMT
Bette Midler does a song called 'The Ballad of Otto Titsling'... it sums up the situation quite well I've performed it at a cabaret night at my old local...Was that on the film Beaches? or the soundtrack? ;D I can remember that song. Unfortunately, I'm not blessed with huge ones or blonde hair |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 24, 2009 18:42:12 GMT
Not many people are blessed with blonde hair. I am of the small but perfectly formed camp. I'd like a bit more but probably not too much as the rest of me is small too so my spine would snap. ;D |
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Post by emmap on Mar 24, 2009 18:55:08 GMT
*Looks down top* I'm positive mine are shrinking y'know ;D I dunno about over the shoulder boulder holders, I reckon you could call mine pebbles |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Mar 24, 2009 19:18:40 GMT
I am huge, don't underestimate that, but it is my belly and arse that are massive, my boobs are tiny in comparison, I have a big frame but a small cup. Annoying, but what can you do?
A girl in my class at high school was always referred to by other people as looking like she had '2 peanuts on an ironing board'
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 24, 2009 19:20:11 GMT
Bette Midler does a song called 'The Ballad of Otto Titsling'... it sums up the situation quite well I've performed it at a cabaret night at my old local...Was that on the film Beaches? or the soundtrack? ;D I can remember that song. Unfortunately, I'm not blessed with huge ones or blonde hair Yes it was I had a long-term love affair with the bleach bottle and huge ones, so it seemed like a natural choice for me ;D |
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Post by beckstar on Mar 24, 2009 19:21:36 GMT
STEVE!!!! WITH THE HANDS!!! *happysigh* |
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I love a man who can handle a gun 
Those bandage dresses are impressive but a good push up bra and anyone could look like that. I imagine she has the same insecurities as the rest of us 
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I don't think I'd want to be any bigger.
