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Post by Vivienne on Jan 11, 2012 15:01:00 GMT
i'm just going to tweet him, my 2nd tweet. my handle is different than on the board.
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Post by dit on Jan 11, 2012 17:51:15 GMT
Now I'm getting mental images of a poor, lone, unopened suitcase sitting on a busy street in downtown Hammersmith, ignored by all the passers-by as it aimlessly shuffles along the road... I'll make sure to use a case with four wheels, not two. ;D That made me giggle helplessly, pie. You'd need wheels, otherwise you'd have to shuffle one corner at a time, which would be awfully slow, plus with the Hammersmith Flyover being closed it would take you forever to cross the road. If you weren't careful you could find someone might pick you up and sell you on to the second-hand luggage trade, where you'd have to spend your life being packed and repacked by strange men, having to accept their sweaty vests and socks, with only a dim recollection of the man you'd set off to find with such birthday enthusiasm in the first place.......... Sorry, got carried away with flights of fancy there - I'm probably best ignored when my brain starts working this way! |
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Post by devil-may-care on Jan 11, 2012 18:39:07 GMT
Wouldn't James love this for his birthday... a Hadron Collider made out of Lego!!  |
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Post by dit on Jan 11, 2012 18:54:42 GMT
That's a stunning piece of kit!
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Post by eolise on Jan 11, 2012 19:12:27 GMT
oh wow, I bet he'll love it!!!
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ElerVim
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Post by ElerVim on Jan 11, 2012 22:47:34 GMT
Flavored? Are they edible? Am I that far out of the loop? As far as I know, they are... I loathe using said contraptions myself...  There is also edible underwear as well (and bras, garter belts, G-strings) made out of hard or gummy candy to suit your taste. But I digress...  There isn't anything strange about a Pie filled suitcase headed for Hammersmith these days, is there? And a talking suitcase isn't that weird, either. I'd talk to one scooting down the street. "Officer, this suitcase has been following me for the past 3 blocks, what am I supposed to do with it?" "Buy it a pint and send it to James May's apartment, what else?" ;D |
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Post by jmsquared on Jan 11, 2012 23:52:07 GMT
Now I'm getting mental images of a poor, lone, unopened suitcase sitting on a busy street in downtown Hammersmith, ignored by all the passers-by as it aimlessly shuffles along the road... I'll make sure to use a case with four wheels, not two. ;D That made me giggle helplessly, pie. You'd need wheels, otherwise you'd have to shuffle one corner at a time, which would be awfully slow, plus with the Hammersmith Flyover being closed it would take you forever to cross the road. If you weren't careful you could find someone might pick you up and sell you on to the second-hand luggage trade, where you'd have to spend your life being packed and repacked by strange men, having to accept their sweaty vests and socks, with only a dim recollection of the man you'd set off to find with such birthday enthusiasm in the first place.......... Sorry, got carried away with flights of fancy there - I'm probably best ignored when my brain starts working this way!No Dit, we love it when your brain works this way! Laughed my head off at Pie's description too, and even more at your sequel ;D |
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Post by pie on Jan 12, 2012 2:00:19 GMT
Speaking of Lego, look at what's making news today. It's the Saturn V rocket!! Bet James would love one of these! www.theage.com.au/entertainment/art-and-design/blockhead-wont-lego-of-his-childhood-dream-20120112-1pw5l.html How uncanny! No James, I'm not sending it to you. You have to come over here and get it yourself. ;D Edit: perhaps if I stick the rocket on the suitcase, I might be in with a chance? Or I could just, erm, ride the rocket there, crash through the roof and land on his bed while he's sleeping. He wouldn't mind a surprise like that, would he? *makes mental note to aim beside the bed, not on it* "Get up James, it's your birthday!" *makes mental note to hail taxi ASAP* |
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Post by cockney on Jan 12, 2012 22:13:52 GMT
This is just a thought, but how about buying James some deep V-neck tees so that we may see more of his chest? He'll never have to know the real reason behind our thoughtful gift!
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Post by missburlo on Jan 13, 2012 18:47:36 GMT
I bought Chris some space ice cream for xmas It was freeze dried and odd James seems just as nerdy so I would get him that! Or I'd give him some suction |
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Post by dit on Jan 19, 2012 0:22:15 GMT
Looks as if James may have got himself a special birthday present. From @arlingtontalent ArlingtonEnterprises Intro to @mrjamesmay's new ride - fancy It's the BMW he was riding in the pics from Notting Hill a few days ago. |
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Post by amie8 on Jan 19, 2012 0:47:52 GMT
Hmmm...BMW doesn't seem his usual taste
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Post by jacqui on Jan 19, 2012 13:26:17 GMT
One way of stopping the tax man having your hard earned money ;D
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jasmine
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Post by jasmine on Jan 19, 2012 22:21:49 GMT
How in God's name did I forget this? Its the same day as my sister!!
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There is also edible underwear as well (and bras, garter belts, G-strings) made out of hard or gummy candy to suit your taste. But I digress... 
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