Post by pie on Dec 31, 2010 5:05:14 GMT
Happy New Year everyone! 
Here's an inspired guide to help you party hard over the next 24 hours. (Certainly not as comprehensive as I'd like it to be, but it'll have to do!)
Gather all the necessary party supplies...
...perhaps squeezing in some belated Christmas shopping at the same time...
...and remember to be prepared for anything.
Get on the phone and spread the word...
...in fact, just tell everyone about it.
Advise your friends to make sure the rozzers don't nab them on the way.
Snatch a quick cuppa before everyone arrives.
Make sure you look the part.
Offer valet parking.
Turn up the volume on some bangin' tunes...
...or show off with some of your own.
Set the scene with appropriate lighting.
Wear a silly hat...
...or two...
...or three.
Relax a bit.
Offer some drinks around.
Ensure your guests are well fed.
Start a game of darts.
Chat up some girls.
Eat to your gall bladder's content.
Have another pint...
...then initiate the karaoke.
Make way for a spot of dancing...
...or something a bit more trippy, if you're that way inclined.
Go on, be the life of the party!
Set something on fire.
...then pop outside for the real thing.
Get comfy...
...but beware of uninvited guests.
And if you break any windows, just hide in thenaughty corner.
How grand to be with friends...
...on this last day of 2010!
Here's an inspired guide to help you party hard over the next 24 hours. (Certainly not as comprehensive as I'd like it to be, but it'll have to do!)Gather all the necessary party supplies...
...perhaps squeezing in some belated Christmas shopping at the same time...
...and remember to be prepared for anything.
Get on the phone and spread the word...
...in fact, just tell everyone about it.
Advise your friends to make sure the rozzers don't nab them on the way.
Snatch a quick cuppa before everyone arrives.
Make sure you look the part.
Offer valet parking.
Turn up the volume on some bangin' tunes...
...or show off with some of your own.
Set the scene with appropriate lighting.
Wear a silly hat...
...or two...
...or three.
Relax a bit.
Offer some drinks around.
Ensure your guests are well fed.
Start a game of darts.
Chat up some girls.
Eat to your gall bladder's content.
Have another pint...
...then initiate the karaoke.
Make way for a spot of dancing...
...or something a bit more trippy, if you're that way inclined.
Go on, be the life of the party!
Set something on fire.
...then pop outside for the real thing.
Get comfy...
...but beware of uninvited guests.
And if you break any windows, just hide in the
How grand to be with friends...
...on this last day of 2010!
I love a man who can handle a gun 
) but it was a lot of fun putting it all together. Isn't that what holidays are for?? 
*paper bags head*
