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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 20, 2008 17:49:24 GMT
Dr Clarkson is currently unavailable.... Dr Black Stiggy has just started his shift though  He's a new doctor   Tis a shame Black Stig and White Stig will probably eat each other if they ever met 'cause I have a really sore back and head   |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2008 17:50:46 GMT
The White stig has the night off  |
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Post by Vixen on Oct 20, 2008 17:54:56 GMT
*lays back in bed comfortably admiring the view*
Oh Dr B. Stig, I'm so lucky you arrived. I need a tummy massage......
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Post by Doofey on Oct 22, 2008 3:31:45 GMT
 [/quote] "He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood...." |
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Post by Vixen on Oct 22, 2008 19:57:41 GMT
Is either of the Dr Stig's here tonight? I need someone to listen.... and not say anything..... maybe give me a hug too.
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Post by Shazzybabes on Oct 22, 2008 20:00:59 GMT
Is either of the Dr Stig's here tonight? I need someone to listen.... and not say anything..... maybe give me a hug too. BIG HUGGGY HUG, sending Stiggy round , if Dr May can come around, i have man flu ;D xxxx |
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Post by Shazzybabes on Oct 22, 2008 20:36:06 GMT
Oh yeah, and can he bring the vic's over, i need my chest rubbing lol
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Post by Vixen on Oct 22, 2008 20:53:25 GMT
I'm not being rubbed all over your chest!! ;D *pages Dr May* |
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Post by Shazzybabes on Oct 22, 2008 21:00:30 GMT
lol My chest is for Dr MAy only, well may be Jezza |
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Post by wildcathammondette on Oct 23, 2008 18:37:15 GMT
Checking in with a compacted vertebrae... I need some attention from Nurse Hammond!
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Post by Vixen on Oct 23, 2008 18:55:52 GMT
*pages Nurse Hammond*
Lady over here with a bad back miss sir! Be gentle!!!
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Post by wildcathammondette on Oct 23, 2008 19:21:43 GMT
I need extensive soft massages Nurse Hammond
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Post by Vixen on Oct 23, 2008 20:08:05 GMT
*PAGING DOCTOR CLARKSON! PAGING DOCTOR CLARKSON URGENT!!!!!* I has a bad knee doctor, it needs a rub....  |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 23, 2008 20:14:44 GMT
I has had a sore head for day now, my nose is sore, my backs sore, my ribs are sore, I still have a cold, I twisted my ankle and there's an odd lump on my head which I can't remember doing...  may I have a nose/back/rib/ankle/head massage from Dr Stig please? LOL ;D |
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Post by Vixen on Oct 23, 2008 20:17:06 GMT
*pages Dr Stig*
Little madam here would like an all over if you please..... uhh, uhh. ;D
*giggles*
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Post by maureen on Oct 23, 2008 20:19:39 GMT
Need a dentist. Would a Dr. May or Dr. Clarkson be able to take a look at my dodgy molar on the bottom left and give me some laughing gas or anything to numb the pain? I had food stuck in it earlier, flossed it out and it still hurts. Thank you love.
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Post by Vixen on Oct 23, 2008 20:50:26 GMT
Unfortunately, Dr Clarkson is pre-occupied with my knee at this moment in time, but I'm sure we can find Dr May for you. *pages Dr May* We need you to be looking in a patients mouth doctor. May require mouth to mouth if symptoms get worse Blimey this hospital's busy tonight.... No, don't stop rubbing my knee Dr.... ;D |
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Post by Rhapsody on Oct 23, 2008 20:57:02 GMT
Can I have a soothing dentist may too- I promise to open wide.....*sporfle*
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Post by Shazzybabes on Oct 23, 2008 21:07:51 GMT
Can i just have a hug from Dr May, i think i need one
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Post by Vixen on Oct 23, 2008 21:09:08 GMT
We have Dr White Stig left Miss Rhapsody.... I'm afraid that's all, I can substitute Dr Clarkson if you like..... Oh, hang on.... Dr May is free.
Over here Dr!!! *presents Rhapsody* 'Nother tooth problem ;D
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Post by wildcathammondette on Oct 24, 2008 13:44:04 GMT
I still need more massage from nurse Hammond... those hands work miracles!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2008 21:53:05 GMT
I have a horrid headache due to tension  |
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Post by Wyvern on Oct 27, 2008 23:49:38 GMT
Could Doctor May and Nurse Hammond attend to MG's poorly head? Meanwhile, if Doctor Clarkson could give me a tummy rub, I'm feeling rather tender |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 29, 2008 17:01:56 GMT
Help? was walking down to Tesco's for lunch and me and my friends decided to cut across the path, behind the phone boxes because I haven't been feeling well all day. I was stepping over the grass bit one minute, next thing I remember I'm lying face first on the concrete then I remember pain... I've got a huge bruise going along my leg where the side of the metal stank hit my leg. I've got a huge cut which was bleeding for god knows how long on my knee, as well as the old scar on my knee re-opening. My ankle's gone to about twice it's size and it's already covered in purple bruises. And I have a lump complete with a cut on my forehead where I banged my head off the ground. Dr Stiggy? please! |
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Post by xjsarah on Oct 29, 2008 17:06:57 GMT
Honestly, Manson, you're a walking disaster area!  Well, I'm sure Dr Stig will sort you out one way or another... ;D |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 29, 2008 17:08:42 GMT
please, cam someone buy me a big bubble to live in or something? |
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Post by Wyvern on Oct 29, 2008 17:10:03 GMT
The hospital does have a nice padded room, but I don't think you'd want to live in it...
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Post by xjsarah on Oct 29, 2008 17:13:24 GMT
please, cam someone buy me a big bubble to live in or something? As long as you don't burst it on some random sharp object... |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 29, 2008 17:14:48 GMT
Wy even in a padded room I'd be able to knock myself unconscious ;D
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Post by Wyvern on Oct 29, 2008 17:15:34 GMT
You know, Manson, I believe you ;D
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