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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 29, 2008 17:18:52 GMT
Also, only I can be strangled unconscious with a scarf....
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Post by Mayfayre on Oct 29, 2008 18:03:10 GMT
I was nearly strangled unconscious by a scarf when I was 18. My boyfriend pulled it jokingly and didn't realise how hard he was pulling. He thought I was just playing along until I started to fall over!
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Post by mansonmaniac on Oct 29, 2008 18:05:24 GMT
That's what happened to me, except it was my friend, and didn't stop pulling on the scarf till I was lying on the floor...
hmm.....
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Post by TheDaisy on Oct 30, 2008 12:41:57 GMT
I have a headache, and impending bird flu.
Where is the bird flu ward, please? I need a lie down.......
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Post by Vixen on Oct 31, 2008 11:06:27 GMT
I think it's in the ward along the corridor... second door on your left. It should have a big sign reading Eaten Bernard Matthews? Come in!' ;D
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Post by TheDaisy on Oct 31, 2008 11:47:23 GMT
I never touch BM stuff......ack.
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Post by emmap on Oct 31, 2008 18:30:09 GMT
The hospital does have a nice padded room, but I don't think you'd want to live in it... Please may I have five minutes in the Nice Padded Room please?Just five minutes, I need some peace and quite  *Going nuts..* Can't remember what it is I'm doing from one minute to the next..I know I'm meant to be doing something important, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is! |
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Post by emmap on Oct 31, 2008 18:32:05 GMT
*whispers* And Hollyoaks has just come on  |
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Post by Vixen on Oct 31, 2008 21:44:16 GMT
*paging Dr Black Stig immediatly* My knee hurts again!  |
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 1, 2008 10:41:55 GMT
I now have bird flu.
I don't want to go to the Bernard Matthews ward......can somebody come to me here please?
*coughchokehack*
*sniffle*
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Post by emmap on Nov 1, 2008 10:46:11 GMT
I'll page Dr May for ya Daisy..just as soon as I get out this padded room ;D
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Post by eilidh on Nov 1, 2008 14:26:26 GMT
Can I come in beside you, Em?
The people next door had a Halloween party last night, so I haven't had much sleep. Only five kids came to our door trick or treating, after me making about two thousand goodie bags and in my despair I've eaten the all the left over ones.I think I've gone mad!
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Post by emmap on Nov 1, 2008 14:55:22 GMT
*Is stuck here till someone opens door* When they do, you can join me and we can go mad together |
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Post by eilidh on Nov 1, 2008 15:16:00 GMT
Thank you!
You know I won't do you any harm!
fufufufufufufu ( Anthony Hopkins style)
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Post by mansonmaniac on Nov 1, 2008 15:31:52 GMT
Guess who fell down the stairs last night at the Halloween party?... yup you guessed right....me ;D Was a slightly tipsy witch, couldn't see where I was going on the stairs cause of the UV lamp and I did a dying fly down the stairs.... At least the skeleton helped me back up, or was it the scarecrow?... I don't exactly remember  But yeah...my knee and back are now killing me, any chance that Dr Stig's on duty today? |
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Post by emmap on Nov 1, 2008 16:16:25 GMT
Thank you! You know I won't do you any harm! fufufufufufufu ( Anthony Hopkins style)  eep ;D |
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Post by emmap on Nov 1, 2008 16:18:54 GMT
*giggles*
For one slightly tipsy witch...ta da!
Dr Stiggy
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Post by mansonmaniac on Nov 1, 2008 16:23:36 GMT
*grins* and It wasn't the scarecrow or the skeleton. It was Zoro |
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Post by emmap on Nov 1, 2008 16:32:04 GMT
Zorro is way better than any scarecrow or skeleton he helped you up |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Nov 1, 2008 20:47:50 GMT
Ohh I forgot to mention. Last night someone stubbed their fag out on my arm by accident... It hurt... alot  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2008 20:54:03 GMT
Manson you were in the wars and ow, your poor arm *hugs* I'll send Dr Stig over  |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Nov 5, 2008 20:07:13 GMT
*hobbles into hospital* The window ledge in my room is about 3ft high, I like to lie on it and watch the fireworks One of the fireworks went wonky and exploded outside my window, I screamed, banged my head off the wardrobe and fell off the windowledge backwards only to feel my mini fridge whacking against my back Urgent back rub needed by Dr Stiggy STAT! ;D |
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 8, 2008 0:04:06 GMT
I have a splashback burn by chip oil registering 179 degrees. And it hurts.
whimpers*
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 9, 2008 13:31:15 GMT
Daisy, unless it's a tiny burn, go to your pharmacist or your local A&E department and get some proper burn dressings. They don't look very attractive when they're on as they're made of transparent membrane and you can see everything leaking and going squishy, but they encourage moist healing and it scars a hell of a lot less that way. I speak from experience here - a few years back I got 2nd degree burns when I was camping and a storm kettle exploded, but because I used the right dressings, you can barely see the scar - in fact, if you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't notice it at all. And Manson You are a walking (hobbling?) disaster area, hun! |
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 9, 2008 14:34:35 GMT
Aah, don't worry, it was only three teeny spots on the back of one hand.
Not too bad now, but I look like I have 'age spots'. Which is nice.
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Post by tui on Nov 10, 2008 8:48:07 GMT
just arrived, have major bout of bird flu and feeling very unimpressed (esp with boss, what a *insert expletive*) going to do nothing but lay in bed with tea and lemsip and watch TG all day |
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Post by 0zoodle0 on Nov 12, 2008 10:29:46 GMT
I've got ear ache at the moment Which means even watching, well listening to TG is painful |
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 13, 2008 9:57:40 GMT
Ohhhh no, hypo time.
I need sugar, fast. I have the shakes.
And a little bit of TLC would be nice *looks hopeful*
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 13, 2008 16:21:46 GMT
Eek! Someone made me laugh this afternoon and I couldn't breathe. I've been wheezy recently (I always get a bit tight chested when I'm stressed) and it turned into a proper asthma attack And of course, because I haven't had one in about a year, I didn't have my inhalers with me... I've found them now and I feel a lot better, if a bit sore. And I'm making a vow to at least attempt to kick the demon weed. (If Doctor Clarkson would like to give me mouth-to-mouth and a chest rub, just to be sure, I'd be most appreciative...) |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2008 18:53:30 GMT
Sending Doctor Clarkson over to Wy. I'm sure he'll be able to help. I don't know what I have I know my nose is running like a tap. I hope it's hayfever  |
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