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Post by incognito on Jan 27, 2008 14:16:51 GMT
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Rhapsody
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Someone get her off me...
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Post by Rhapsody on Jan 28, 2008 12:25:04 GMT
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fusker
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Post by fusker on Jan 28, 2008 12:41:13 GMT
Don't have speakers on this computer, but will definatelty be checking out the Alan Rickman impression later! |
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Post by Wyvern on Jan 29, 2008 16:08:31 GMT
This thing gets into your head and sticks there! I discovered it a goodly while ago and now I've got it stuck all over again. Here's one of my favourites. Completely ridiculous... www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1sAnd here's one I made with a couple of mates (please excuse the slightly dodgy editing, we did this years ago... we got better). Anyway, it's pretty much the chase from The Italian Job recreated in my mate's house with Daleks... www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HS-FHDPWRw |
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Post by GoTeamGT on Jan 31, 2008 2:04:21 GMT
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Post by glam on Jan 31, 2008 10:54:04 GMT
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Post by Eclair on Jan 31, 2008 11:26:40 GMT
LOL!  *makes admin notes* ;D |
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Post by glam on Jan 31, 2008 11:54:46 GMT
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fusker
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Post by fusker on Jan 31, 2008 12:34:28 GMT
Loved the Mary Whitehouse experience - when did Rob Newman stop being funny???
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Post by Wyvern on Jan 31, 2008 19:52:00 GMT
Not totally sure he did, but I think he started to appeal to people who only read the Guardian after a while...
(please don't hit me... I read the Guardian...)
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wolfenkin
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Post by wolfenkin on Feb 2, 2008 15:04:11 GMT
Nice bit of Tony Slattery there ;D no Ryan Stiles though  I shall fix that nice bit of Ryan.  |
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Post by GoTeamGT on Feb 3, 2008 20:08:54 GMT
My current list of comedy crushes and they are all jolly funny in my opinion (and this isn't even the full list): Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, David O'Doherty, Andrew Maxwell, Neil Delamere, Bill Bailey (a little bit), Simon Pegg, Paul Merton, John Oliver, Demetri Martin, Andy Blitz, Kevin Dorff, Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Jimmy Carr, Dara O'Briain, Russell Howard, Colin Murphy, Ed Byrne... and the rest. I have a lot of comedy love ;D |
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Post by fusker on Feb 5, 2008 13:07:10 GMT
Jon Stewart *heads off to the adultery thread...again*
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Post by GoTeamGT on Feb 6, 2008 23:41:56 GMT
Don't suppose you saw his show the other day? Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Conan O'Brien all appeared on each others shows! My little nerd mind almost exploded!!! Yeah, think I should join you in the adultery thread  |
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Post by fusker on Feb 7, 2008 10:13:17 GMT
Don't suppose you saw his show the other day? Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Conan O'Brien all appeared on each others shows! My little nerd mind almost exploded!!! Yeah, think I should join you in the adultery thread Fantastic - who 'made' who! Loved the video of young Jon Stewart with the 80s jeans and black hair Hmmmm he's so yummy... |
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Post by glam on Feb 8, 2008 16:45:37 GMT
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Post by lew on Mar 3, 2008 10:24:07 GMT
My sis sent this and as I'm an Essex bird it made me laff  How to speak South Essex!! This has been an invaluable guide to me. alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend") assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day") branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?") cort a panda - A rather large hamburger Dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff") eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper") Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik") OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig") Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour") wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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Post by Eclair on Mar 3, 2008 10:27:37 GMT
hahahehehehehe! I gotta find the aussie equivalent - tis hilarious saying out loud Lew! Youse of the white shoes... ;D OI! |
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Post by lew on Mar 3, 2008 10:30:48 GMT
Y'know I did have a pair of those in the 80's  and danced about my handbag ......the frightening thing is I've got the accent and it does sound like that |
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Post by glam on Mar 8, 2008 1:54:20 GMT
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Post by lew on May 16, 2008 15:27:23 GMT
I think my sis was trying to tell me something ;D
How true is this girls…
CLOTHES
1ST Baby You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your GP confirms your pregnancy
2nd Baby You wear your regular clothes as long as possible
3rd Baby Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes
PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH
1st Baby You practice your breathing religiously
2nd Baby You don’t bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn’t do a damn thing
3rd Baby You ask for an epidural in your eighth month
THE WARDROBE
1st Baby You soak, pre-wash, fold and colour coordinate all the newborns clothes and then fold them neatly in the wardrobe
2nd Baby You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains
3rd Baby Boys can wear pink, cant they?
WORRIES
1st Baby At the first sign of distress – a whimper, a frown – you pick up the baby
2nd Baby You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your first born
3rd Baby You teach your three year old how to rewind the mechanical swing
THE DUMMY
1st Baby If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and boil it
2nd Baby When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby’s bottle
3rd Baby You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in
NAPPY CHANGES
1st Baby You change your baby’s nappy every hour, whether they need it or not
2nd Baby You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed
3rd Baby You try to change their nappy before others start to complain of the smell or you see it sagging to their knees
ACTIVITIES
1st Baby You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing and Baby Story Hour
2nd Baby You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics
3rd Baby You take your infant to the supermarket and dry cleaner
GOING OUT
1st Baby The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times
2nd Baby Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be contacted
3rd Baby You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood
AT HOME
1st Baby You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at your baby
2nd Baby You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure that your older child isn’t squeezing, poking or hitting the baby
3rd Baby You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children
SWALLOWING COINS
1st Baby When your first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to Emergency and demand an X-ray
2nd Baby When your second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass
3rd Baby When your third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his allowance!!
And finally, GRANDCHILDREN ARE GODS REWARD FOR ALLOWING YOUR CHILDREN TO LIVE
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Post by maibee on May 16, 2008 16:45:01 GMT
Only having had two, Lew I can't vouch for the dramatic deterioration in parenting, though I was a little guilty of behaviour close to third-stage-at-home with No. 1 when she followed me everywhere!
As far as clothes were concerned, I held off wearing maternity clothes for as long as possible the first time round. I could wear a pair of size 10 trousers at 5-6 months. And that's old sizes. I reckon I'm heavier now than I was at the end of my second pregnancy. In fact why didn't I just keep the maternity clothes!
Re accents, I've seen that ex-royal correspondent Jenny Wassname doing something similar with a Brummie accent - Kipper Tie = typical British brew - Fancy a kipper tie?
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Post by lew on May 16, 2008 16:51:29 GMT
Well I'm glad to say that I'm much lighter after tiny lew.....just a wee bit more than pre-baby time, (i've been a good girl)......I think my sis was saying about my attitude with the kids ......which is, unless they're not breathing that's when I should panic ;D or tiny lew like's to get off school as much as he can, I've told the school don't phone unless he's turned blue  |
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Post by GoTeamGT on May 16, 2008 18:39:43 GMT
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Post by banned on May 17, 2008 6:11:47 GMT
My sis sent this and as I'm an Essex bird it made me laff How to speak South Essex!! ;D Only just saw this, how hilarious is it, and how bad is it that I talk like that You can take the girl out of Essex...... |
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Post by dutchdiva on May 17, 2008 9:33:22 GMT
Everything from a bit of Fry and Laurie
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Post by glam on Jul 18, 2008 9:19:21 GMT
I'm currently enjoying Dr Horrible's Singalong Blog www.drhorrible.com/Although slightly distrubing the Doungie Howser looks like Gordon Ramsey. Go Team are you getting to Edinburgh for the festival this year? |
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Post by Wyvern on Jul 18, 2008 22:20:05 GMT
I couldn't get any sound earlier! But I have now Will have to have a proper watch after work tomorrow. I immediately thought of Gordon Ramsay too! Me love the Joss |
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Post by glam on Jul 19, 2008 22:02:13 GMT
It's great much better than my spelling in the previous post! distrubing the Doungie Howser dist -rubbing? I think that is when you inappropriatly touch someone from some miles away. e.g. I would like to distrub some boys in eyeliner |
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Post by glam on Jul 20, 2008 22:14:02 GMT
part 3 of Dr Horrible is up |
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and danced about my handbag 
