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Post by FuskerMay on Aug 20, 2008 20:57:32 GMT
If you wish to meet my owner why doesn't everyone From England chip in and pay for James to appear at a JMB gathering?
That way not only can you all meet face to face but you can ask my Master and Commander anything you want. One night only.
I like the idea of James being in the same room as you lot, but I do have another reason for suggesting this get together. I am getting accustomed to living by myself and I want more time alone in the house.
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Post by lymaze on Aug 20, 2008 21:08:18 GMT
Now Fuskermay, don't put ideas into peoples heads. I would think you are quite used to being without James - he's barely home as it is.
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Post by FuskerMay on Aug 20, 2008 21:11:18 GMT
I like James not being here, I have decided to plan appearances for him.
It is simple supply and demand, you all Demand my owner and I can supply him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2008 21:16:09 GMT
You are a cheeky chap Master Fusker what would your owner think? ;D
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Post by Puss on Aug 21, 2008 0:11:05 GMT
Here's trouble. Behave yourself Mr F, or I'll get the squirty water bottle out and discipline you. ;D
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Post by aaurora on Aug 21, 2008 1:26:11 GMT
How much to get him to the Gold Coast? Eclair and I will gladly chip in If you give us a good deal, I will let you play (nicely) with my lorikeet.
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 1:32:39 GMT
MSG: FuskerMey RE: Do you want to meet my owner?
Q: Do you want to meet my owner? A: HELL YES
"You demand him, I supply him" *stigalicious shivers* "You can ask my master and commander anything you want. One night only" *THUD*
One night only?! Meh, sounds like a deal. How much and where do I sign?
PS: Can I only 'ask' things or can I *cough* do things?
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 1:33:28 GMT
Here's trouble. Watch out Mr F or I'll get the squirty water bottle out and dicipline you. OOOOO dont; you might get him excited or something!
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 1:41:26 GMT
Id quite like to meet YOU again Mr Fusker.. Maybe we can get off on the right foot this time and you can lick rather than bite my finger?! *sniggle*
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Post by Eclair on Aug 21, 2008 8:58:23 GMT
How much to get him to the Gold Coast? Eclair and I will gladly chip in If you give us a good deal, I will let you play (nicely) with my lorikeet. LOL! Your lorikeet is a gonner Aaurora! I suspect Mr Fusker May's beady eyes and ears would pop out of his little black head with our various wildlife ;D Puss, me likes the sound of your squirty water bottle treatment ;D
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Post by wildcathammondette on Aug 21, 2008 9:03:35 GMT
Keep tabs on that lorikeet coz it'll be gone the second you turn your back on it!
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Post by wildcathammondette on Aug 21, 2008 9:20:57 GMT
LOL or smelt too many sweaty socks
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 9:28:48 GMT
what are you suggesting about the quality of James' sock collection?!
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 9:37:27 GMT
ew.... FuskerMay should retitle this thread from 'Do you want to meet my owner' to 'Do you want to marry my owner' and watch how many extra responses he gets!
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Post by emmap on Aug 21, 2008 9:38:59 GMT
I have £1.37 and a bag of Dolly Mixtures to put towards this 'gathering', *wonders if we can lure James into a room with that*
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 9:40:22 GMT
Just tell him its pick and mix!
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Post by emmap on Aug 21, 2008 9:50:19 GMT
;D One night in a room with us,the poor man would need the sugar to keep his energy levels up!
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Post by wildcathammondette on Aug 21, 2008 10:43:03 GMT
Amen to that!
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 14:02:10 GMT
;D One night in a room with us,the poor man would need the sugar to keep his energy levels up! And possibly some less legal substances as well!!!! hahahah!
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Post by Wyvern on Aug 21, 2008 14:05:53 GMT
As I do what I do, I can purloin some genuine cinema pick 'n' mix. I was scoffing Jazzies last night, as they were going to be 'wasted' off, though I think Snowies (the white chocolate Jazzies) are better ;D
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 16:01:26 GMT
I hate when there is a 'waste' issue at work and they discount everything; its sooooooo tempting!
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Post by Wyvern on Aug 21, 2008 16:20:37 GMT
Well, the problem we have is that the sweets are bloody expensive and people put about 500g in a box and then decide they've taken too many. We're not permitted to put them back in the hoppers... so they have to be thrown away. Except we eat them. I'm particularly responsible for the disposal of Jazzies, Snowies and white mice ;D
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 16:24:12 GMT
nice line for your cv there. 'chief of white mice' Um...
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Post by clementine on Aug 21, 2008 17:22:28 GMT
ew.... FuskerMay should retitle this thread from 'Do you want to meet my owner' to 'Do you want to marry my owner' and watch how many extra responses he gets! Don't know about "marry". "Friend with benefits" sounds good, though.
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Post by TheDaisy on Aug 21, 2008 17:26:08 GMT
Well, the problem we have is that the sweets are bloody expensive and people put about 500g in a box and then decide they've taken too many. We're not permitted to put them back in the hoppers... so they have to be thrown away. Except we eat them. I'm particularly responsible for the disposal of Jazzies, Snowies and white mice ;D Nom. Do you have any vacancies at your place?
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Post by Wyvern on Aug 21, 2008 17:38:59 GMT
Actually we do, we're short staffed at the moment But it would be quite a long commute to Plymouth for you!
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 18:04:14 GMT
ew.... FuskerMay should retitle this thread from 'Do you want to meet my owner' to 'Do you want to marry my owner' and watch how many extra responses he gets! Don't know about "marry". "Friend with benefits" sounds good, though. You dont know about marry?! I am hereby banishing you to the Hamster cage young lady!!!! Nah, just 'meet' interchanges nicely with 'marry'. Could have put in another four letter word... but it doesnt begin with M!
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Post by clementine on Aug 21, 2008 21:19:43 GMT
Don't know about "marry". "Friend with benefits" sounds good, though. You dont know about marry?! I am hereby banishing you to the Hamster cage young lady!!!! Nah, just 'meet' interchanges nicely with 'marry'. Could have put in another four letter word... but it doesnt begin with M! Hmm. I can think of several four-letter words, from here in the corner of the Hamster cage. Chewing up a toilet paper roll.
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 21, 2008 21:46:10 GMT
and cars for the cool wall, as Rich does!
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Post by cantervilleghost on Aug 23, 2008 16:46:21 GMT
I have 50 dollars and an assembled 65 Mustang model car, in red. Granted, it's not enough to sway him to visit South Dakota, but... what would it get me? A phone call, maybe? On second thought, nevermind! I can see me c*cking that up, badly! LOL ;D I'll just stick to being a faceless name that comments on his column. ;D
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