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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:14:58 GMT
I have just tried a human snack entitled 'Viscount'
WARNING! DO NOT TRY THIS PRODUCT!
It tastes like toothpaste wrapped in chocolate.
I know this forum is about my owner so here are a couple of reasons why I thought it would be allowed.
1) James bought the snack in question 2) James would not like to see his loyal fans disgusted by this snack. 3) I can't think of another reason but I am sure there are many.
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2008 15:20:03 GMT
LOL Fusker! I hate minty things myself, so no chance I'll be giving Viscount a go any time soon.
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 15:29:54 GMT
I quite like them.
Then again, I am strange like that. My grandmother used to feed me vast amounts of Viscount biscuits and Tizer (the latter in a glass decorated with vintage cars - technically, I think they may actually have been veteran cars, but the glass got broken years ago so I have no way of knowing for certain) when I was small, so I blame her.
But I also like Wintergreen Patties, which are like Peppermint Patties, except they appear to be filled with Germoline.
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Post by mayniac on Sept 15, 2008 15:35:22 GMT
That's what you get when you try to be pretentious with regal sounding buiscuits, stick to jammy dodgers!!
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:37:35 GMT
does anyone like Jaffa cakes? I can't get enough of them
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2008 15:40:41 GMT
does anyone like Jaffa cakes? I can't get enough of them *noms* Morrisons forest fruit ones are luvverly.
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Post by lew on Sept 15, 2008 15:40:50 GMT
Oh I agree fusker disgusting things .....they used to do toffee ones, wonder if they still do
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 15:42:06 GMT
Jaffa cakes are marvellous. Each element individually has no redeeming qualities - the sponge is dry and bland, the chocolate dusty and usually covered in a bloom of cocoa butter and the orange bit is far from smashing, in my humble opinion, but when they come together something magical happens
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 15:47:29 GMT
did you know that Jaffa cakes are classed as cakes instead of biscuits because chocolate covered biscuits are subjected to 17.5% VAT, but chocolate covered cakes aren't!
And now you know.
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Post by Wyvern on Sept 15, 2008 15:54:25 GMT
The cake/biscuit debate can be scientifically proven as cakes go hard and dry when they are stale and biscuits go limp and soggy. If you leave a Jaffa Cake out for a couple of days with, say, a chocolate digestive and a slice of battenburg for company, and then you compare them, the texture of the Jaffa Cake will more closely resemble the battenburg than the digestive.
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:24:37 GMT
I have tried those things that look like brownies made with oats, they are too bitter for me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2008 16:35:29 GMT
The cake/biscuit debate can be scientifically proven as cakes go hard and dry when they are stale and biscuits go limp and soggy. If you leave a Jaffa Cake out for a couple of days with, say, a chocolate digestive and a slice of battenburg for company, and then you compare them, the texture of the Jaffa Cake will more closely resemble the battenburg than the digestive. Wheat free jaffa cakes are vile! The original are the best. Fusker, you daft cat. I guessing you were a bit too inquisitive? I advise you to stay away from Vicks VapourRub, it'll make you gag! ( my own cat got a shock ) Surely you enjoy tuna and the odd bit of spam? How about cold tea?
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Post by FuskerMay on Sept 15, 2008 16:50:18 GMT
it has to be warm tea, James gives me tea occasionally.
I hate spam!
tuna is nice, I love Smoked Salmon.
I don't like the smell of vapour rub or nail varnish.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2008 16:55:55 GMT
Nail varnish smell is horrid smoked salmon eh? How about bread and butter? Thank you for the Viscount warning.
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Post by Puss on Sept 15, 2008 19:40:31 GMT
did you know that Jaffa cakes are classed as cakes instead of biscuits because chocolate covered biscuits are subjected to 17.5% VAT, but chocolate covered cakes aren't! And now you know. Yes, yes, yes. The way I heard it was there was a rather large lawsuit which involved supreme court judges arguing the definition of a cake and a biscuit. Yes, alright... I know too many lawyers.
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