Jeremy gets stranded in the snow

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Wyvern
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Jeremy gets stranded in the snow Dec 18, 2010 23:32:14 GMT

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Post by Wyvern on Dec 18, 2010 23:32:14 GMT

Poor Jeremy!

www.thestar.co.uk/news/Arctic-Blast-Top-Gear-Clarkson.6665443.jp

He can drive to the North Pole, but it seems one of our brave polar explorers can't quite make it from Oxford to Chipping Norton just at the moment. He says he wasn't stuck but everyone else was, so he couldn't get out!

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Jeremy gets stranded in the snow Dec 19, 2010 9:53:44 GMT

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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Dec 19, 2010 9:53:44 GMT

Dec 18, 2010 23:32:14 GMT Wyvern said:

Jeremy - be a bit more assertive (you dont here that very often!). Leave everyone else, and drive your 4x4 Subaru around the people who are stuck! Give them a cheery wave and wait for the 'Clarkson is a smug b*****d' headlines in the morning!

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