Post by inky on Apr 27, 2008 17:50:17 GMT
Taken from Adam Hellikers column;
As the celebrity auctioneer at a party for the armed forces' charity Help For Heroes, Jeremy Clarkson used forceful tactics to wring £56,000 from his audience at the Haymarket Hotel near Piccadilly, shouting at anyone daring to talk to 'f***ing shut up'.
He especially enjoyed teasing his fellow Top Gear presenter, James May, who nevertheless gamely bid £3,250 for three rugby balls signed by Clive Woodward, Jonny Wilkinson and Martin Johnson.
'I don't mind whatever insults he throws at me,' the luxuriously cioffed May told me after the auction. 'Because I know that underneath all that loud bluster Jeremy is really a pussycat, a big softie. But then that's not good for his image.'
As the celebrity auctioneer at a party for the armed forces' charity Help For Heroes, Jeremy Clarkson used forceful tactics to wring £56,000 from his audience at the Haymarket Hotel near Piccadilly, shouting at anyone daring to talk to 'f***ing shut up'.
He especially enjoyed teasing his fellow Top Gear presenter, James May, who nevertheless gamely bid £3,250 for three rugby balls signed by Clive Woodward, Jonny Wilkinson and Martin Johnson.
'I don't mind whatever insults he throws at me,' the luxuriously cioffed May told me after the auction. 'Because I know that underneath all that loud bluster Jeremy is really a pussycat, a big softie. But then that's not good for his image.'
I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
