Mayhemers Astrological Profiles

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As originally started by cheeselova on the previous Chat Board.

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THIS WAS POSTED BY CHEESELOVA
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And Lew is our first Aries Rising:-

Tact is usually lacking when Aries is on the rise because of the headstrong & aggressive mode of this influence. With Aries rising, diplomacy must generally be obtained from other factors in the chart. Mars' influence in your horoscope suggests that true decisiveness allows you to act on ideas the moment they are formed, without much hesitation. You move from you ideas to action, never looking back. You arent one to waste any time getting into a project. Yet you are likely to become bored or impatient if results dont come as readily as expected, abandoning such a project to initiate something new. There's a desire to continuously prove yourself through a constant series of endeavours, whether anything gets finished or not. Physical activity is a necessity for you, & if you dont get it, energy is apt to escape in the form of temper & frustration. You are keen, alert & possess quick reflexes. Aries combines outstanding physical characteristics with competitive spirit. Properly controlled, Aries can move mountains, but when out of control it can be too impulsive & self-centered in an unthinking way. You are a champion of independence & freedom, but sometimes outspoken in your opinions.

Then Sun in Gemini & the Moon in Libra produces a personality that is ethereal, lighthearted, bright & totally enjoyable. You have a clever sense of humour & wit. In a very charming way, you can persuade & cajole the people in your life to usually come around to your way of thinking. This placement is very favourable for having many influential friends & a professional career of some sort. You dont, however, have much taste for really hard work, especially when this requires much concentration & sustained effort. You lead an active life in which you combine business & pleasure to good advantage. You are very independent & never one to feel beholden to anyone or any obligation. While you can force yourself to do about anything, no one else has much luck trying to stimulate your sense of duty or obligation. Life never seems dull to you because you stay so busy travelling, socializing, working & playing, as you please. Although you are somewhat high-strung, nothing keeps your moods in a depressed state for very long. Expressive, artistic, & able to communicate on many levels, you are a natural extrovert. You are such a good conversationalist that your stories sometimes become very detailed, complex, & long. Romantically, you may be somewhat fickle, & very demanding of complete justice in all your relationships.

Mercury in Gemini denotes a lightning quick thinker. Communication is easy, rapid, accurate & often eloquent. You are an interesting & incessant conversationalist. If given proper training, you excel in mathematics as well as in language. You are very logical & your mind moves very quickly. You love logic, a fact making you an excellent teacher or reporter. When engaged in arguments, you may miss a basic premise, but you are clever enough to win anyway. The opponent is convinced by your rational remarks. You have a great variety of interests, & your mind may flit from one idea to the next, never digging in very deeply. You have an intense curiosity leading you to want to know a little about nearly everything. This makes you an interesting person, but rarely an expert in any particular field.

Venus in Aries produces tendencies for you to seek excitement in your love life. Cheerful & positive, you package yourself well. Asone who is outgoing & full of enthusiasm, you're great in social situations. You are fun & exciting, & to more timid souls, a bit overwhelming. Outgoing, affectionate, & sometimes flirtatious, you become competitive in seeking the affections of others. Romantic involvement is like a competition to be won, & you are not a particularly good loser. When your love life is not going well, you are irritable & moody. Easily aroused, you have an instinct for romantic challenge & conquest. You are direct & aggressive in love endeavours. In attracting a lover, you are direct & full of adventure & enthusiasm. You have a dangerous tendency to fall in love at first sight, or at least quicker than most people. Yet, you can be somewhat impulsive & unstable where long term romance is concerned. The romantic nature is impatient & careless sometimes. You dont take enough time to make long range plans or for truly needed practical considerations. Not surprisingly, early marriages are common with Venus in Aries. Sometimes, you may not have a deep understanding of other people's feelings.

In Leo, Mars displays exceptional willpower & creativity. With this placement, you project an air of confidence, self-sufficiency, & vitality that cause people to sit up & take notice. This position couples positive initiative, with stability & determination, producing excellent leadership qualities. You have a definite charismatic & gregarious flair. You take pride in your sexual prowess. Affectionate & physically demonstrative, you enjoy the drama & excitement of a passionate affair. As much as it bolsters your ego to have several sexual partners, you're constant in love while your partner pays plenty of attention to you & is devoted. In romance, jealousy & possessiveness are oftnen by-products of this placement. The strong, fixed opinions & the overbearing manner of this placement may often stir opposition. Excessive pride can be your pitfall, if you havent learned to control it. You may periodically over-react with anger when affairs dont go your way.

Jupiter in Aquarius suggest that you are one who can accept people at face value without regard to distinctions of race, creed or class. You are impartial & democratic in every respect. Your great tolerance & understanding helps you to succeed in many of your endeavours relating to people. In handling personnel, you are bound to succeed for you have a great need to help others. You can approach major projects & problems with fresh & original ideas. These traits notwithstanding, you dont tend to seek out responsibility very often. You can be somewhat lacking in discipline. Disinterest in material matter limits prosperity.

With Saturn in its natural sign of Capricorn, your career is very important to you. You invest much into it & you expect much out of it. You are a common sense organiser & planner. Diligent & dependable, you want to assume responsibility. You always do more than your share, yet you may find it hard to delegate authority, for you mistrust others' ability to live up to your standards. You are most comfortable in the business or government environment. You prefer the impersonal, structured, & unemotional working situation. Your rise to the top will probably be very slow, but it will be steady. Your utter determination will eventually pay off, if perhaps rather late in life.








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Posted by Cheeselova

Second attempt. Please see my 2 PMs to you, if you havent already, MG.

The combination of your Sun & Moon signs blends the determined & aggressive traits of Aries, with the sensitivity, sympathy, & intuition of Cancer. Unlike many dynamic Aries types, you can "feel" out the other fellow before jumping to an immediate conclusion. The Cancer infuence slows down an tendency merely to react with an aggressive response to any stimuli. You are apt to put more thought & understanding into your actions. You have a knack for handling people because you know how to capture their imagination with your flair for dramatic appeals, & your seeming concern for their general welfare. This is not to say that you are humantiarian by nature. In fact, like all Aries, you are somewhat self-centred in many ways. But talented enough, & sensitive enough, always to present yourself in a very convincing light. Though it is unintentional, at times you are damaging to others, or hurt them, without understanding that you are doing so. Your social perceptions are so keen that you can rise very rapidly with much popular support. The ease with which you can lead is sometimes a wonder even to yourself. While you have much pride in your abilities, you may often find yourself a little inwardly unsure. You may question how you can gather the dash & excitement that permits you to express yourself so convincingly.

With Mercury in Aries you think & debate well on your feet, but you may become impatient with opponents or opposition. You hate delays. You may drive too fast & become very impatient in traffic, too. You may not be able to concentrate on any one subject for very long. You jump to conclusions quickly & with little hesitation. Impulsiveness can be a problem sometimes. A quick temper is sometimes a by-product of this placement. Your mind is witty & inventive, & you are usually very quick on the mental trigger. You can come up with a clever answer & a quick repartee to any question. While you may not be the best at digging deeply in to subject matter, when it comes to having some sort of answer quickly, you will surely lead the pack.

Venus in Aries produces tendencies for you to seek excitement in your love life. Cheerful & positive, you package yourself well. As one who is outgoing & full of enthusiasm, you're great in social situations. You are fun & exciting, & to more timid souls, a little overwhelming. Outgoing, affectionate, & sometimes flirtatious, you become competitive in seeking the affections of others. Romantic involvement is like a competition to be won, & you are not a particularly good loser. When your love life is not going well, you are irritable & moody. Easily aroused, you have an instinct for romantic challenge & conquest. You are direct & aggressive in love endeavours. In attracting a lover, you are direct & full of adventure & enthusiasm. You have a dangerous tendency to fall in love at first sight, or at least quicker than most people. Yet, you can be somewhat impulsive & unstabel where long term romance is concerned. You dont take enough time to make long range plans or for truly needed practical considerations. Not surprisingly, early marriages are common with Venus in Aries. Sometimes, you may not have a deep understanding of other people's feelings.

With Mars in Taurus you may lack thrust & mobility, but make up for this deficiency with outstanding endurance. You are obstinate in many ways, yet practical, determined & very stable. You pursue your material goals with intent determination. Once you finally get rolling in one direction, it is nearly impossible for you to change your course. Much of your energy is apt at securing wealth & a very comfortable lifestyle. Patient & precise in all that you do, you are a natural crafts person & the fruit of your efforts is likely to produce a quality product. High on you list of priorities is the satisfying of physical desires. You are a very sensual & sexual partner. Your approach to sex is straightforward & uncomplicated, without fantasies or fetishes; never rushed or over-anxious. You are apt to be a devoted & loyal partner. The negative side of Mars in Taurus is often the lack of flexibility. Taurus is a fixed sign & energies expressed here sometimes come out looking like stubbornness. Even emotions can be held on to too tightly & then released with a major blow up.

Jupiter in Aquarius suggests that you are one who can accept people at face value without regard to distinctions of race, creed or class. You are impartial & democratic in every respect. Your great tolerance & understanding helps you to succeed in many of your endeavours relating to people. In handling personnel, you are bound to succeed for you have a great need to help others. You can approach major projects & problems with fresh & original ideas. These traits notwithstanding, you dont tend to seek out responsibility very often. You can be somewhat lacking in discipline. Disinterest in material matter limits prosperity. You may sometimes be revolutionary & in these instances you may lack tolerance.

Saturn in Scorpio adds much purpose & impatience to your nature. You demand much of yourself & others. You approach responsibilities with an intensity of purpose that overwhelms people who wont carry their share of the load. You have terrific willpower & much energy. With your determination, it's hard to remain calm & reflective. Secretive & unforgiving, you resent it deeply when you are treated unfairly. Despite your strong drive for success, your approach is usually subtle & calculating.

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Leo rising produces a personality that is generous, warmhearted & forceful. You are a very open & active person, showing a very happy face when things are going well. Integrity, courage, & dignity are your chief virtues, & your "sunny", extroverted disposition helps you gain the popular following you need. Being fond of power & command, you sometimes attempt to dominate situations when it may not be called for. Even if you're not the one in charge, you carry yourself so proudly & almost reek dignity & self-assurance. You're so self-confident that you may be even a little careless at times. Though you are quick tempered, you get over your upsets as quickly. Your personality is so engaging when everything is going well, but you are less well equipped to handle adversity. You haughtily igonre persons causing conflict in your life. There is a tendency for you to overdo, at times becoming too extravagant & too daring. You are stubborn, but not in an unpleasant or disagreeable way. You may find it extremely difficult to break undesirable habits & behaviour patterns. You are romantic & sentimental, but sometimes a little foolhardy. You appreciate what people do for you, & you are a devoted friend who will remember & repay a kindness. You have royal tastes & a sense of luxury, prompting you to spend much to keep up appearances. Your personality is on the dramatic side, steeped in pomp & ceremony, & you may look for opportunites to release a flamboyant side of your nature.

The combination of your Sun in Pisces & your Moon in Aries produces an inner nature that differs greatly from the outer or projected personality. It's hard to strike the balance between a sense of inward peace, & reactions that are quite impulsive, active & even aggressive. There is a blending of emotional sensitivity, adaptability & understanding that is Pisces, with the high spirit & independence of Aries. With this there is generally the strong urge for personal advancement, fame or at least recognition, but you may need greater confidence & inward incentive to realize these desires. You may possess considerable ability for personal expression if you can just make the decision to go after it. Your strength lies in your natural love of knowledge & your urge to always be well- informed. You are also very self-reliant; showing keen mental ability, the ability to think for yourself. It's important for you to avoid extremes in your life, understanding the value of moderation & self-control. You should not neglect your need to find a peaceful world & a calm approach to problems, despite natural tendencies to overdo & be rather hard-driving. In many ways you seem to be very assertive, competitive & determined, but in actual fact, you are not really as positive & sure of yourself as you appear. In some ways there is a good bit of bluff in your personality. You put a lot of romance & feelilng into everything you do, expressing much enthusiasm with a most purposeful approach to life. Yours is an unusual combination in that it possesses a rare capacity for depth of feeling, imagination & vision, while it also features so much personal assertiveness & a powerful demand for independence.

In Pisces, Mercury produces a mind that is receptive & ruled by feelings. Your thinking is coloured by psychic tendencies, & you usually follow your instincts rather than any sense of logic or reason. You are a dreamer who can get lost in your fantasies. You don't pay much attention to the mundane detail of the everyday world that you live in. Your love of music & other art forms may be very strong. You have a fantastic imagination & you are artistically oriented. You see shapes & hear sounds that others dont, for you are tuned in a most sensitive way to sound & colour. Art or composition may be easier for you to communicage than oral expression. Creative imagination is at its strongest in this sign. You are frequently too sensitive & too easily hurt, becoming moody & negative when you are. This keen sensitivity may put you in touch with matter in the unseen realm. You are more psychic than most people, & you are certainly very intuitive & perceptive. Meditation, prayer & spiritual thought comes naturally for you. There is a certain naivete in your nature. You are trusting & gentle, seeing the good in everyone. As a result, you are easily fooled & misled. You can be taken in by a good hard-luck story, & convinced by any phony scheme that comes along. You are vulnerable in many of you business & personal affairs.

With Venus in Aries, you have an assertive self-expression in romantic situations. Cheerful & positive, you package yourself well. As one who is outgoing & full of enthusiasm, you're great in social situations. You are fun & exciting, & to more timed souls, a bit overwhelming. Outgoing, affectionate, & sometiems flirtatious, you become competitive in seeking the affections of others. Romance is living for you. Romantic involvement is like a competition to be won, & you are not a particualry good loser. When your love life is not going well, you are irritable & very moody. Easily aroused, you have an instinct for romantic challenge & conquest. You are direct & aggressive in love endeavours. In attracting a lover, you are direct & full of adventure & enthusiam. You have a dangerous tendency to fall in love at first sight, or at least quicker than most people. Yet, you can be somewhat impulsive & unstable where long term romance is concerned. The romantic nature is impatient & careless sometimes. You don't take enough time to make long range plans or for truly needed practical considerations. Not surprisingly, early marriages are common with Venus in Aries. Sometimes, you may not have a deep understanding of other people's feelings.

In Scorpio, Mars displays powerful emotions & desires. Mental, physical, & practical energies are, likewise, also very high. Indeed, the level of energy with this placement is high in all respects. You are a strong, self-reliant, extrememy efficient, & highly self-disciplined. An intenstiy of purpose surrounds all that you have to undertake. This position illustrates teh "do or die" principle very well. You may have an innate abiilty to transform other people in some significant way. You think of yourself as a "take control" person & a force to be reckoned with. You probably are. Intensely passionate & sensual, you put much of your energy into sex. You are apt to be especially attractive to the opposite sex, whether or not you are physically attractive. You may be fascinated with sexuality in all its expressions, certainy your interest is aways keen. You're jealous & possessive fo your sexual partners. Being trustworthy yourself, you expect the same from others. You're a loyal friend, or a bitter enemy, you never forget a betrayal. Slow to anger, you rarely lose control, but when your ire is raised, you get even, & you can do so with frightening detachment. Proud, dignified, strong-willed, & stubborn, you have the sort of presence that is aways felt by others even when you say nothing.

The placement of Jupiter in Cancer suggests that you have a thorough understanding of the important moral principles in life. This understanding was instilled in you at an early age by your parents. As you mature, these traits fo generosity & kindness become a part of your basic expression. There is a nurturing aspect associated with this position & you are the type who is always looking out for the little guy. Security for yourself & your family is a paramont issue. You are likely to accumulate wealth because you are very careful about how you spend your money. You have an emotional attachment to food which can cause weigh problems.

Saturn in Aries may cause delays in the development of your energies & drive in life. Yet you may take on much personal responsibilty at a young age. Obstacles block your progress & your desire to be assertive. Being assertive can make you feel anxiety. You may feel very angry at times, but chances are you can keep your angerin check. Others see you as in cool control most of the time. You will gain a sense of responsibility for yourself from this placement. However, your confidence as a leader may suffer. This placement often produces people who wont take chances & are, therefore, viewed at times as being weak. Occasionally, the Aries traits comes out in rejection of fear itself. Some famous daredevils performed their stunts to over-compensate for the inborn restriction of Saturn in Aries

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Er...forget what i said, MG it's the very strong painkillers

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I'm going to write this in the first person. I will say at the end which bits i think relevant or not. Here goes.

Cheeselova's Astro-Profile:-

Taurus rising produces a personality that is stable, graceful & harmonious. The nature of Taurus is affectionate, steadfast & loyal. I'm an individual with very basic needs; good food, good sex, & a suitably luxurious place to live. This personality is passive & easygoing until pushed. When finally provoked, Taurus is stubborn & rigid, & can display an uncontrollable bull-like temper. With Taurus on the rise, the majority of the time, my manner is slow & reserved. I'm never one to take big chances. All reactions to proposed changes are carefully considered, & there is often resistance. I'm very possessive & fixed in my convictions. My steady & dependable methods insure that whatever project i undertake will be completed. Though dependable always, i can't be hurried, & i refuse to do anything at other than my regulated pace. I have a strong appreciation for the good things in life, & i never hesitate to indulge my desires. This is because Venus, the ruler of Taurus, is associated with love, beauty, ease of living, graciousness & charm. In a positive sense, Venus brings a high degree of diplomacy, tact, & sociability. From a more negative perspective, it can show laziness & self-indulgence. The temptation for one with this rising sign is pleasure. The sensual nature is hyperactive. Frequently there is talent or at least a strong interest in singing or speaking. Physically, there is a tendency toward being heavy (prompted by both bone structure & the self-indulgence tendency) & very strong. With this strength & body design comes endurance that is rarely surpassed. I'm apt to display a very practical & pleasure-seeking approach to life that can be clearly defined as "down to earth".

The combination of my Sun in Aquarius & Moon in Taurus produces a personality that people find easy to like & admire. This is not so much for what i do as it is for what i don't do. I'm never petty or small, & my appeal is to those in the higher as well as the lower rungs of society. I don't pester people with my worries & anxieties, but when others come to me, i drop everything to listen to their problems. I'm interested in people, & like to be around them as an observer, but somehow maintaining a distance & not getting involved individually. I rate people not on their position or rank, but simply on whether they interest me or not. I have a certain self-sufficiency about me, & i never feel that i have to put on airs to impress anyone. I have all that it takes to be executive, except the desire that would be required. I seem to be devoid of any domineering or missionary spirit, willing to "live and let live". This combination blends the originality & independence of Aquarius, with the determination & powerful will of Taurus. These two fixed signs together give a will so strong that it may become obstinate or intransigent. Happiness can depend on assuring peacefulness & harmony in environment or home life, & in respect to human relationships. I need to be deeply interested in people.

In Aquarius, Mercury produces a mind that is original, detached, & abstract. Ideas come to me in bursts of insights. My mind is hyper-active & going constantly. Thoughts are rarely organized, rather arriving in flashes & fragments which are often the seeds of invention & progress. The thought pattern is scientific & dispassionate. My ideas may sometimes be considered very progressive & some may be well ahead of their time. My unique approach wil prompt some to label me as being a little crazy or at least eccentric. I like to do things that are unusual or avant garde just to shake up the establishment & create controversy. I have no respect for tradition & little concern for the lessons of the past. I'm a pure progressive. I love to rebel against the system in supporting causes & ideas that are controversial & revolutionary. I'm very intuitive, & accordingly, an excellent judge of character. Being very fair-minded, i judge people by what they seem to know or what they do, rather than who they are or what position they occupy. I believe strongly in equality & fair play. A humantarian, i support ideas & programmes that assist those less fortunate than myself, & i support the concepts of total social reform. I'm witty & open to a wide range of ideas, but at times, i become mentally fixed in my opinions & very stubborn. I'm talkative & social, but i often come off as rather aloof & cerebral. It may be hard for me to find common ground in many social circles. Nonetheless, i'm very verbal & enjoy expressing my views to anyone who will listen. Writing & speaking both come easily for me.

Venus in Aquarius gives a romantic side that is cool, calm & detached. In my personal relationships, i have little regard for what society, my family or peers think. My attitude concerning social standards & morality may be unusual, & very much out of step with society. I set my own rules of behaviour. I have a sparkle in my personality that usually produces many friends. I'm popular & well liked when i'm letting this side of my nature show through. I can be friendly enough, but emotions are something i rarely display. Indeed, i may be very much aware that friends i'm enjoying are becoming romantically attracted to me. The possibility may just not enter my mind. Not a romantic, i'm impersonal & aloof. When the moment calls for romance, my mind may be many miles away. Romantic attractions that do occur are often sudden, & in some way unusual; they may end just as suddenly as they began. A permanent partner will have to be a friend first & a lover second. I love my freedom so much that i'm ready to run at the slightest provocation. This elusiveness & noncommittal attitude results in late marriages for most with Venus in Aquarius. Any expression of possessiveness by my partner is not acceptable, as i demand near absolute freedom. I value my individuality very highly, & find it hard to allow a mate to tell me what to do or how to live. Yet by the same token, i'm willing to respect the independence & ideals of my partner. In the end, then, i can therefore succeed very nicely in an open & understanding relationship.

Mars in Aquarius suggests the presence of very high principles & a modern outlook. I'm concerned with the world of ideas, particularly those of an unconventional or progressive nature. Here the powers are independent, aggressive & enterprising. I have good organizing abilities & calculated direction. I'm a very good leader who can meet challenges with serenity & poise. Aquarius is a fixed sign & i'm stubborn most of the time. If i believe in something, i put the idea forward with the zeal of an evangelist. I think of myself as open-minded; willing to discuss the issues. Yet my discussions often get to be heated arguments, & i rarely give in to an opposing view. I can never work well under authoritarian direction, being one who is always out to upset the establishment. I'm an active reformer with little respect for traditional ways. I can even be contemptuous of tradition unless it is substantiated with logic. I demand the freedom to speak frankly, & operate in my way. Like the many other aspects of my life, sexually i'm intrigued by anything new or unconventional. For me, variety is the spice of life. Yet somehow i'm usually stable & dependable once i've found a mate.

Jupiter in Gemini produces an intellectual curiosity. My mind is very open to new ideas. I benefit substantially from my ability to communicate openly, & from my experiences gained from travel. Intellectually, i tend to sample a broad range of subjects, never focusing to any great extent in any one area. Because of this, my knowledge sometimes may be a little superficial. Yet i am always an interesting person to be around. A restless spirit may make it difficult for me to focus on accumulating wealth. Much of my enterprise is more geared toward accumulating intellectual status.

Saturn in Pisces produces a sensitivity in my dealing with the world at large. When making my way in the world, i may feel vulnerable & defenceless. This is a depressive placement that can make me feel a little paranoid sometimes, often looking on the dark side of a situation rather than the bright side. I may sometimes feel like i'm a victim of circumstances or a martyr of sorts. If properly channeled, my sensitive side can be a plus. The productive aspect of this placement is in the ability to exercise compassion in society with a pragmatic approach. My road to success may be in the artistic, spiritual, or even the psychic. Religious beliefs may be the cornerstone to my life, filling a need for structure & security. My test in life may be one of developing confidence in my innate abilities. I may need to trust & get in touch with my subconscious. The source of my creativity may be hidden there.

[cheeselova]

For Petitbeurre:-


Sagittarius rising produces a personality that is restless, outgoing, & very independent. This Ascendant is one that produces goal oriented individuals; people with a long-range outlook & philisophical attitude. Your ambitions are geared to those long-range & large-scale goals. Simultaneously, you are apt to have a positive & optimistic outlook. You feel matters will turn out okay, no matter how large the challenge may be. You have strong urges to cover vast distances, both physically & mentally. Your "Ruling" planet, Jupiter, produces a personality characterised by humour & a happy-go-lucky disposition. You have a need ot experience life fully in a variety of ways. Open & friendly, you are usually cheerful, interested, & jovial. One difficulty that you may have from time to time is that you take everything & everyone for granted. You don't like dealing with pessimistic or emotional people, & you don't want the burden of dealing with their problems. You don't even like dealing with your own problems, often ignoring them with an attitude that if you don't acknowledge these situations, they will go away. There may be a fear of disappointment in your makeup that can prevent you from seeing your path to success clearly. Although you are an excellent abstract thinker, you are also very much an outdoor person. You love nature. In this vein, you are a very spiritual person who can tune in to the higher forces of life simply by taking a walk in the woods. You are a very direct person. Your speech can be blunt & to the point, often lacking in tact & diplomacy. Your reasoning powers are superb. To be fulfilled, you need a constant challenge & goal. If these two factors are combined in effective ways in your life, you may do much. This sign enjoys the good fortune of having thought patterns that remain young & fresh throughout life.

The combination of your Sun in Libra & your Moon in Capricorn produces a basic makeup that possesses a good deal of self-esteem. Recognition & admiration are very important to you, & you are willing to work hard to achieve your just rewards in this regard. The tendencies of the two signs are contradictory to one another as Libra is outgoing & unrestrained, while Capricorn is restrictive & shows a great deal of seriousness. When the two are combined, there is a lesser tendency to direct oneself outwardly & a greater inclination toward self-discipline. For one born under the placid sign of Libra, you may seem hard, cold, & a bit like a machine; less than than typical of the Libra social animal. Even when you reflect your natural genial nature, there is a core of strength lying beneath the surface, producing a very warm & reliable personality. You come across well, though not particularly extroverted. Common sense & good judgement make you well suited for a serious approach to business & commerce. You make an excellent manager. Committed neither to materialism or humanitarianism, your drive is more likely directed to status & a shining reputation.

In Libra, Mercury produces a mind that is well balanced, rational, & very judicial. You hate arguments & prefer to discuss issues or to reason together. You are polished in your expression, & this helps make you appear very diplomatic always. You may be very deeply concerned with human relations & psychology. You have a curiosity about people & the way they think. Getting along well with others is very central to your interests. You are easy to talk to because you listen with interest & you're honest in your response. Although you are friendly & broad-minded, you can be stern when your principles are involved. You don't handle conflict all that well, & when people talk to you in a crude or uncouth manner, you back away & reject any contact if you can. You are not readily adaptable to rapidly changing situations, because you have such a tendency to study issues so carefully before committing yourself. You must concentrate ever to attain a sense of expediency or decisiveness. Yet you can be counted on to relate fully both sides of an issue. Making a decision between two good options can be very difficult for you sometimes.

Venus in Virgo produces tendencies to over-analyse emotions. You may be critical of those you are near. You play it safe in affairs of the heart. This position often produces a cool exterior that is a cover for romantic shyness. You may not think of yourself so much as shy, but rather just careful & cautious. You want to know what to expect in a romantic situation, & sometimes this isn't easy to predict. You do have deep emotions, but you keep them in check. You feel it better to be safe than sorry. The natural analytical trait found in this placement may stand in the way of making any sort of romantic commitment until you are sure what you are doing. The object of your affection must be clearly what you want. You categorize everything including people, keeping your emotional life neat & well organized. You see love as commitment & devotion. Fidelity is an absolute must. You are true & capable of romantic involvement, but never with showy or demonstrative displays. You show you care by being constant in taking care of details & focusing on the practical needs of your partner. You have polite manners, a neat personal appearance, & fastidious personal hygiene. While you are constant in relationships, you insist that your lovers share your ideals & high standards. You would prefer living the solo life to dealing with someone who fails to live up to your standards.

With Mars in Virgo, you are usually considered a very conscientious worker. Much of your energy goes into careful planning before you charge ahead on any project. When you do act it's usually based on practical reasons, with every detail carefully thought out. You are very critical, & very exacting in all that you do; in many respects the perfectionist & the organizer. Painstaking & dedicated in your work, you may lack imagination & innovation, but never attention to detail. In the work place, yo can be a difficult person because you are so particular about everything being done correctly. But indeed, you are the one that can be depended on to get the job done right. Doctors, surgeons, nurses & social workers often have Mars in Virgo. There is much associated with this placement that involves helping people. You may be especially concerned with helping the sick & the handicapped. You need to be needed, & you can be very tireless in such a role. Your sex drive may be strong, but your willingness to express it can be somewhat weak. You also may be a little afraid of letting your passions loose. It's hard for you to get emotionally worked up over anything, but you can be very demanding of yourself & others. This placement often holds force & aggressiveness in check, releasing it as irritability & nervous habits. And finally, you have to be careful not to become the classic workaholic for that is a real possibility with Mars in Virgo.

Jupiter in Sagittarius creates a carefree, outgoing, optimistic individual. You enjoy making life better for others. You are an outdoors type, fond of sports & travel. You have a serious interest in matters pertaining to philosophy, religion or significant social issues. Your approach to life & how you conduct your affairs may be regulated by your strong convictions. You are likely to want to win over as many converts as you can to your way of thinking or beliefs. You can be very dogmatic in your views & good at selling them.

Saturn in Scorpio adds much purpose & impatience to your nature. You demand much of yourself & others. You approach responsibilities with an intensity of purpose that overwhelms people who won't carry their share of the load. You have terrific willpower & much energy. With your determination, it's hard to remain calm & reflective. Secretive & unforgiving, you resent it deeply when you are treated unfairly. Despite your strong drive for success, your approach is subtle & calculating.

[petitbeurre]

OMG this is me !!

I can't believe how accurate this is.

I'm competitive yes, I can be blunt sometimes.
I can some over as harsh and cold but actually I'm a person who is outgoing and love to laugh.

And yes as soon as I achieve a goal, I need another one.

yes I do take almost everyone for granted and have no patience.

Amazing how correct this is!!!

[cheeselova]

For Sarah:-

The nature of Capricorn (Sun) is highly disciplined & cautious, while Libra (Moon) is rash & impulsive. What tends to result is a rather positive persona, with a sort of inspirational faith in your own infallibility, a bit the eccentric at times, but generally a very amiable individual. You like people, but the driving force in your nature may be more material than humanitarian. You're not very romantic, & there is a detachment about you that belies your real need for people. You are extremely social, & like to have people around you, but at the same time, you do not warm up to them very quickly; you are somewhat proud, a bit suspicious, & as a result, you remain aloof. You have a talent for mixing socially, however, & for getting along well with your superiors using tact & diplomacy that assures progress in business interests. You capitalise in business, or in a profession, on persuasiveness & a friendly attitude of diplomacy. You very much dislike direct conflict or hostile situations, & your instinct to do the right thing to preserve peace & order is generally appreciated by all. Your talents also feature the ability to exercise sound & impartial judgement, especially in a business environment; the ability to mentally balance things, criticize & compare. There is a certain mental foresight that lets you see the flaws in plans before they become reality & cause problems. This well-balanced mentality is well backed by serious purpose & thoughtfulness, a desire to get ahead & assume responsibility. Your interests in business are enhanced by your ability to win others to your point of view by persuasiveness & utter charm.

In Capricorn, Mercury produces a mind that is clear, sometimes rigid & narrow, & always cautious & resourceful. Your thinking is methodical & careful. You know how to take things a step at a time, each fact building on the thought that went before. Your speech is organized & follows a logical & orderly pattern suggesting that you carefully examine & edit your words before they come out. You hardly ever say something that you are sorry for later. You are not a quick learner, but you are one who never forgets what has been absorbed. You have an excellent memory & attention to the businees at hand; a down-to-earth & practical thinker. Insecure about your mental abilities, you work hard to develop yourself with education & experience opportunities. You have such very good powers of concentration, dignity, & an earnestness that can make you seem too serious. You can have a tendency toward moodiness & sulking, & you may have to work at showing any spirit of optimism. This placement of Mercury, especially if your Sun is in Capricorn, produces one who is very quiet. You are especially self-conscious about speaking to strangers. You have a very down-to-earth approach to thinking & communicating. Planning & organising are your special strengths, & they carry you far in business & professional life. You do particularly well on long, drawn out projects that require perseverance & determination. Once you put your mind to a task, it will surely be completed & done well. Cautious & skeptical, you may be conservative to a fault. Your love of tradition, & a natural pessimism, makes you slow to change patterns & premises that have worked in the past. Ideas that shake long-held beliefs are not very often accepted

In Sagittarius, Venus produces affections that are demonstrative & friendly. You have a rather carefree attitude toward relationships, & you are not always dependable where affections are concerned. You are humorous, sociable & even a flirt. Outgoing & personable, you are very friendly & sometimes not too serious. There is a strong love of personal freedom in your nature that makes it hard for you to settle down to a restrictive sort of relationship. You feel more comfortable in a relationship where things go slowly, & your partner doesnt get too serious too fast. Threats to your freedom make you very nervous. It's hard for you to take your eye off of possible escape routes when things seem to be heating up & you feel yourself being hemmed in. You are honest & idealistic in your dealings with others. Strong in your beliefs, you must find a partner sharing your views, or you will surely try to convert your chosen to your way of thinking. You dont hold back on your feelings, & it is never hard to figure out where you stand on emotional issues. The key to your romantic nature is friendship. You are upbeat & easy to like. As a friend & lover, you are the ideal partner for that lucky open-minded mate who can accept you on your own terms & respect your need for space.

With Mars in Scorpio, you are strong, self-reliant, extremely efficient, & highly self-disciplined. An intensity of purpose surrounds all that you undertake. You may have an innate ability to transform other people in some significant way. You think of yourself as a "take control" person & a force to be reckoned with. You probably are. Intensely passionate & sensual, you put much of your energy into sex. You are apt to be especially attractive to the opposite sex, whether or not you are physically attractive. You may be fascinated with sexuality in all its expressions, certainly your interest is always keen. You're jealous & possessive of your sexual partners. Being trustworthy yourself, you expect the same from others. You're a loyal friend, or a bitter enemy, you never forget a betrayal. Slow to anger, you rarely lose control, but when your ire is raised, you get even, & you can do so with frightening detachment. Proud, dignified, strong-willed, & stubborn, you have the sort of presence that is always felt by others even when you say nothing.

Jupiter in Sagittarius creates a carefree, outgoing, optimistic individual. You enjoy making life better for others. You are an outdoors type, fond of sports & travel. You have a serious interest in matters pertaining to philosophy, religion or significant social issues. Your approach to life & how you conduct your affairs may be regulated by your strong convictions. You are likely to want to win over as many converts as you can to your way of thinking or beliefs. You can become very dogmatic in your views & good at selling them. You will prosper in life, but you spend freely, so you may never be wealthy.

Saturn in Taurus gives you a very strong need for financial & emotional security. To be happy & comfortable, you have to have your daily affairs in order & under strict control. You are a very thrifty person, spending only for what you really need. Your nature tends to be patient & disciplined, & your approach to life reflects a matter-of-fact attitude. What you lack in sponaneity, you more than make up for with your willingness to work hard for success. You are well suited for big business or politics, although your determination can also reap benefits in other fields, especially in the arts.

[sarah]

Many, many thanks for that cheeselova but only about 10% of it is me Maybe I'm just odd, or just like being different But I do appreciate you doing it for me ;D

[lymaze]

Or perhaps Sarah you are not who you think you are and your birthday is something entirely different. Perhaps you are the last true royal or perhaps you are one of Mick Jagger's children or perhaps I should go away.......... ;D

[cheeselova]

sarah said:

Many, many thanks for that cheeselova but only about 10% of it is me Maybe I'm just odd, or just like being different But I do appreciate you doing it for me ;D

That is quite alright, Sarah I enjoy doing these & it's interesting to see how accurate or not people find them. There are quite a few bits in my own profile which i'm not entirely convinced by

[sarah]

Maybe there's something my mum and dad aren't telling me

[cheeselova]

For Spudnando. Hopefully we'll find out why you're not a typical Libra?

Sagittarius rising produces a personality that is restless, outgoing, & very independent. This Ascendant is one that produces goal oriented individuals; people with a long-range outlook & philisophical attitude. Your ambitions are geared to those long-range & large-scale goals. Simultaneously, you are apt to have a positive & optimistic outlook. You feel matters will turn out okay, no matter how large the challenge may be. You have strong urges to cover vast distances, both physically & mentally. Usually, everything does turn out well for you. Your "Ruling" planet, Jupiter, produces a personality characterised by humour & a happy-go-lucky disposition. You have a need to experience life fully in a variety of ways. Open & friendly, you are usually cheerful, interested, & jovial. One difficulty that you may have from time to time is that you take everything & everyone for granted. You don't like dealing with pessimistic or emotional people, & you don't want the burden of dealing with their problems. You don't even like dealing with your own problems, often ignoring them with an attitude that if you don't acknowledge these situations, they will go away. There may be a fear of disappointment in your makeup that can prevent you from seeing your path to success clearly. Although you are an excellent abstract thinker, you are also very much an outdoor person. You love nature. In this vein, you are a very spiritual person who can tune in to the higher forces in life simply by taking a walk in the woods. You are a very direct person. Your speech can be blunt & to the point, often lacking in tact & diplomacy. Your reasoning powers are superb. To be fulfilled, you need a constant challenge & goal. If these 2 factors are combined in effective ways in your life, you may do much.

The combination of your Sun in Libra & Moon in Scorpio denotes a nature that is independent of mind & action, thought & expression. You are both mentally quick & penetrating, with an absorbing curiosity. Thus, you are a ready student, precocious, & wanting to make rapid strides in the world. Your superb logic & analytical abilities are wrapped in a wave of emotionalism. You have a detective approach to things. Sneaking up on a question, figuring out what it is you want to achieve, & pouncing on it with full force. This is not a vague & undecided Libra. There is a spice in your nature, excess & extremes in your actions. You have a strong sense of justice, & you can fly off the handle when you feel you have been treated unfairly. On the surface you can seem docile & amiable, but underneath you'll fight at the drop of a hat. You are a born idealist & rebel, a radical, always on the side of change, progress & novelty. You are an enthusiast in all matters, & have little time for people that pussy foot around & seem to lack conviction. Your interests are broad & sweeping...ideas, philosophies, the arts. So you're inclined more to the professions or the artistic, instead of a business career.

In Scorpio, Mercury produces a mind that is secretive, investigative, & probing. Your method of expression is positive, & maybe a little intolerant, skeptical, & suspicious. A deep & penetrating thinker, you can dig in to the core of any issue with little wasted time or effort. Your intuitive mind is capable of profound insights. You are very good at keeping secrets. Plans & schemes are often carried on in secret. You are also good at digging out secrets & getting to the bottom of complex issues. Thus, with this placement you may have the skills to become a detective, an investigator, or a researcher. There is much scientific ability with this placement because of the innate curiosity. You are so perceptive that you "know" the unseen weaknesses & strengths of people with whom you come in contact. You have a way of seeking hidden truths & perhaps the hidden secrets of life itself. You can be very incisive with your tongue or with your pen. Often using sharp language, you refuse to mince words or show much concern for the feelings of others. You either say exactly what you are thinking or you remain completely silent. You can be very stubborn in your mental determination & tenacity. Your adaptablility is limited in an intellectual sense because your highly emotional approach often has you prejudiced & focused on a set objective.

Venus in Scorpio produces a very intense romantic nature. In relationships, you are very straightforward, determined, & direct. You often express excesses of feelings, being very possessive & sometimes jealous. You approach the emotional experience of romance with much intensity & much feeling. In this area of your life, you are an extremist. Your love nature is based on total commitment & complete focus. With you there is no fooling around. You dominate & demand total involvement. Nothing short of this is acceptable. No matter what happens to you, your dignity is something that is never lost or put aside. The intensity of emotions resulting in this placement make it clear that matters of the heart are taken seriously & personally. You display you strong sense of personal pride & emotional dignity in all that you do. Because your love desire is so overwhelming, you sometimes become very possessive of your partner. This can be both in a physical as well as a psychological sense. You may express this in minor ways, but in some way or another you tend to control & hold on to the love of your life. You are in control & there is no doubt about it.

In Leo, Mars displays exceptional will-power & creativity. With this placement, you project an air of confidence, self-sufficiency, & vitality that cause people to sit up & take notice. Activity is expressed in a dramatic fashion, suggesting that you may be well suited for the stage. You love being on "centre stage". You are confident in most roles before an audience. This position couples positive initiative, with stability & determination, producing excellent leadership qualities. You have a definite charismatic & gregarious flair. This also makes you a natural leader. Ambitious & maybe a little egotistic, you want to lead. You'll do whatever you need to be recognized & appreciated. You take pride in your sexual prowess. Affectionate & physically demonstrative, you enjoy the drama & excitement of a passionate affair. As much as it bolsters your ego to have several sexual partners, you're constant in love while your partner pays plenty of attention to you & is devoted. In romance, jealousy & possessiveness are often by-products of this placement. The strong, fixed opinions & the overbearing manner of this placement may often stir opposition. The pride & need to dominate others, often sets up a degree of stubborn egotism. Excessive pride can be your pitfall, if you haven't learned to control it. The emotional side of Mars in Leo can cause you to periodically over-react with anger when affairs don't go your way.

Jupiter in Libra denotes an especially strong sense of justice & moral principles. You are attracted to individuals sharing your idealistic views. These persons enhance your opportunities in life. You are very considerate of others & understand the principle of cooperation for solving problems & making progress. You are effective serving as a diplomat, a peace-maker, or in any assignment dealing with public relations. You are able to sway public opinion, winning others over to your way of thinking with your power of persuasion.

Saturn in Libra gives a sense of justice & fairness. This placement gives a refined approach to intellectual pursuits. Diplomacy & tact come out owing to this position, & you can work well with people because of a natural trait to cooperate rather than compete. Since Libra is associated with relationships, Saturn here may delay marriage & place obstacles in the path of romantic affairs. A successful marriage will require much patience & hard work. You may have an inferiority complex in forming relationships. Feeling unlovable, you may run off prospective partners. This same fear of rejection can cause problems in your dealing with the outside world in general. Avoid a tendency to shut yourself off socially from people.

[Spud's back!!!]

oooooooooooooo that is sooooooooooooo spooky there's so much in that which is true

away to print it off to show my mum lol

thanks

Jillian

[cheeselova]

For Rhapsody

Your Ascendant is in Cancer & as the Moon rules the sign Cancer, it is the ruler of your horoscope. With the Moon predominate in a chart, it produces a personality that is sensitive & a little on the timid side. You are very protective of those who are close to you, as you are protective of yourself. If you dont have a family around you to mother, you'll probably exhibit these characteristics with your friends. Being extremely receptive, you many be somewhat psychic or at least extremely sensitive to your environment. Your moods are strong & changeable. You can change moods in a significant way, 2 or 3 times a day. You respond to life through feelings & emotions, instead of through thinking. You can become easily upset, but never stay that way for any length of time. When you are in control of your emotions, you can be the most understanding person one could hope to find. You are compassionate & receptive, in touch with those around you. When you are not in control, you can be miserable; the victim of your moods & sensitivities. You often choose an indirect approach to meeting objectives. There is a tendency to retreat when directly confronted, but with a tenacity of purpose that is unsurpassed. You can protect yourself with a shell-like personality that can make you nearly unapproachable when you feel threatened. You identify strongly with your family, & a solid "home base" is essential to your well-being. There is a very strong connection with background & tradition, leaning toward a sense of heritage & warm, homey trappings. You can become very attached & sentimental about people, places, & belongings. You are particularly affected by memorabilia that reminds you of good times & special people.

The combination of your Sun in Taurus & Moon in Leo produces a strong determined will, well defined opinions, & a very forthright, honest, & fearless personality. There is much pride tied up in you nature. You respect others, but you listen to yourself & trust your personal abilities first & foremost. Not tending to rely on your intellect alone, you depend more on your hunches, & your key to success should be your high self-esteem. Creativity & pragmatism mark your nature, giving you an excellent sense of how things should be constructed, organized, or planned. You are a good manager or boss, & people respond well to working for you. At your best you are persistent, sure & reliable. Personal confidence & pride can at times cause you to be domineering & inflexible in attitude, & you possess strong like & dislikes. Because you are usually so steady & consistent, you rarely blow up. You can be critical, but in a fair & constructive way. Wanting things done your way, you dont like to have you action very closely monitored or scrutinized, although you are not above doing this to others. To your few close friends, you are trustworthy, honest, & devoted. You seem to like or dislike people because of instinctive feelings about them rather than for matters you have reasoned out. This is a very fixed & stable personality, but in the early part of your life you probably had tendencies toward extremes. Behind the spirited, but pridefully impulsive qualities in your personality is a practical, solid, determined internal nature that serves you much better.

In Taurus, Mercury produces a mind that is patient & practical. Your thinking is often conservative, & your thought processes are fixed & stable. You are more apt to learn from experiences than from formal training. Your powers of concentration are outstanding. Thinking & decision-making is based upon that which is practical, material & surrounded by common sense. You are slow to form opinions because you put much thought into questions before you render an answer, & you dont like to be rushed into this. You may excel at handling financial matters, for you are very dependable in managing money. You have a shrewd business mind & a natural inclination toward management of resources. Often this position marks a degree of mental stubborness & steadfastness. Once you have made up your mind, you do not like to change it or hear differing arguments & ideas. In extreme cases, you may ignore obvious conclusions that differ from your inital decision.

In Gemini, Venus generates a need for a variety of experiences. You have a curiosity about people. You can become a social butterfly & something of a flirt. Open & friendly, your wit & conversational ability attract people with agile minds & keen intellects. Your restless & fickle nature inclines toward much travel & change of surroundings. A delightful sort of charm & expressiveness works well for you, if you can avoid a tendency to become a little superficial socially. You want to taste all that life has to offer. You find it especialy hard to settle down to just one romantic relationship, preferring to make friends with everyone you meet. You have an excitable child-like attitude toward romance, approaching affairs with optimism & high-expectations. Yet encounters may be many & brief before you finally settle down. You are easily bored & it is hard to capture your romantic attention for long periods of time. Change & excitement is the spice of your love life, & a partner who doesnt understand this wont be around long. Mental stimulation the simple joy of being together is an absolute must for any relationship to have a chance of becoming permanent. With Venus in Gemini, you may not be able to be tied down too tightly. If you marry too young or to someone who is possessive, you may have serious problems. Your partner must understand your need for variety in social matters. After you marry & settle down, you may still need a variety of friends & social contacts.

Mars in Aries represents high energy, initiative, courage & impulsiveness. Most of the energies seem to come out as the physical & emotional type, but in Aries, Mars is very active & assertive in demonstrating enthusiasm for all four types of energy. You have an unrestricted drive to get projects done, to start new projects, & to act decisively. Your enthusiasm is contagious. An individualist with quite an ego, you always want to do things your way. You are not good at compromise or teamwork. There is a major part of you that always wants to charge out ahead of the pack & be the leader. Despite your apparent leadership abilities, you may function best when you are working alone & independently because of your demand to have your owne way. If you are in a group, you will aspire to be the leader. Headstrong & independent, you wont tolerate opposition or interference & your temper can get you into trouble at times. You have a very strong sex drive which is spontaneous & easily aroused. Self-control can be a problem in this regard. As on the physical side, you are often unrestrained & very demanding emotionally. The negative side of Mars in Aries is a lack of patience & discipline. Self-control & humility can be hard lessons, & often they are never mastered.

Jupiter in Taurus indicates a stable & beneficial use of money & resources. You feel that the accumulation of wealth is important to provide the high standard of living that you so desire. You have an appetite for the best of everything, especially food; you have gourmet tastes, & the finest of luxurious surroundings you means can afford. Since you can usually attract the assets you need, you tend to live quite well. In business, you are steady & patient. You can see things on a large scale & bring them to fruition. A little on the stubborn side, you dont like being pushed or directed. You are very conservative & orthodox in most of your views.

Saturn in Pisces produces a sensitivity in your dealing with the world at large. When making your way in the world, you may feel vulnerable & defenceless. This is a depressive placement that can make you feel a little paranoid sometimes, often looking on the dark side of a situation rather than the bright side. You may sometimes feel like you are a victim of circumstances or a martyr of sorts. If properly channeled, your sensitive side can be a plus. The productive aspect of this placement is in the ability to exercise compassion in society with a pragmatic approach. Your road to success may be in the artistic, spiritual, or even the psychic. Religious beliefs may be the cornerstone of your life, filling a need for structure & security. Your test in life may be one of developing confidence in your innate abilities. You may learn to trust & get in touch with your subconscious. The source of your creativity may be hidden there.

[Rhapsody]

Thank you very much cheeselova, I'd say apart from the first paragraph its spot on!

[cheeselova]

Cheers, Rhapsody. I have to admit i was a little perplexed by the change in your personality when i got to your Sun/Moon combo ;D

[Rhapsody]

I've always behaved more like an Aries than a Taurus, I know I'm on the cusp with my birthdate, wonder if I've been told the wrong time? I was born at home a looong time ago!

[cheeselova]

For Porschepolo

Aquarius rising produces a personality that is creative, independent & detached. You are intelligent & in many ways eccentric. You have a good mind that is spontaneous, inventive, original, & unique. Yet you always seem to operate on intuition & impulse, instead of a set plan. If you resist these natural inclinations to be "different", & attempt to conform to be like everybody else, you're apt to revert & rebel at crucial & inopportune times. You can become high-strung & unpredictable, thinking of yourself as a maverick. The thing you fear most is being "fenced in" & suffering the loss of your innate individuality. You are friendly & can always make significant contributions to group activities. Even in a group, you remain personally independent & somehow resist yielding to, or becoming part of the establishment. You can seem cool & calculating where feelings are concerned. The Aquarius personality expresses the most humantiarian instincts of the signs, but does so in a very impersonal & detached manner. You care about people in a special way, while sometimes being accused of neglecting family & those closest to you. You can always think of ways that things could be improved, & you are a reformer at heart. Your original & free flowing spirit allows you to succeed at most intellectual pursuits. Yet you may have difficulties with everyday mundane affairs. Being tolerant, broad-minded & curious, your interests may include many "off beat" areas of life. You especially enjoy anything that involves helping some segment of society, or reforms for the benefit of humankind.

The combination of your Sun sign & your Moon sign blends the emotional agressiveness or intensity of feeling & determination of Scorpio, with the emotional sensitivity, tenacity of feeling & possessiveness of Cancer. You are proud & aloof, tending to rely on yourself more than you rely on others, but it is hard for you to say no & stick with not when you are approached with an emotional appeal. Not necessarily an outgoing personality, you dont go out of your way for others, expecting friends to come to you instead. By nature you are somewhat demanding, even harsh, but with an intuitive understanding of the world & of people. You can be reached by those emotional appeals far more easily than by logic of good sense. You are a magnetic individual, with a tremendous amount of self-confidence. Your emotions are very powerful, you intuitions keen, & you have a great respect for your hunches. You are suspicious, shrewd, defensive, & in affairs of the heart, very sensitive & jealous. The danger of this combination is that you are too receptive, too impressionable, or too easily influenced through your feelings & sensations. There is never anything wishy-washy about your attitudes & opinions & you cling tenaciously to your ideals, loves, hates, & dreams. You are strongly opinionated & capable of defending your position by argument, although logic may not be one of your weapons in this war. Your arguments twist & turn, frustrating an opponent who would attack your position with pure reason.

In Scorpio, Mercury produces a mind that is secretive, investigative, & probing. A deep & penetrating thinker, you can dig in to the core of any issue with little wasted time or effort. Your intuitive mind is capable of profound insights. You are very good at keeping secrets. Plans & schemes are often carried on in secret. You are also very good at digging out secrets & getting to the bottom of complex issues. Thus, with this placement you may have skills to become a detective, an investigator, or a researcher. There is much scientific ability with Mercury in Scorpio because of the innate curiosity. You are so perceptive that you "know" the unseen weaknesses & strengths of people with whom you come in contact. You can be very incisive with your tongue or with your pen. Often using sharp language, you refuse to mince words or show much concern for the feelings of others. You either say exactly what you are thinking or you remain completely silent. You can be very stubborn in your mental determination & tenacity.

With Venus in Libra aesthetic perceptions are at their best. You are a romantic in thought & action, sometimes leaving practical common sense behind. A romantic setting such as a candlelight dinner can really get to you. You can fall in love easily under such circumstances, & not always with the right person. You tend to fall in love early & often. You want to be surrounded by beauty & harmony. You are very refined & quite sociable, & you try to avoid any form of disagreement or discord. You have the ability to put people at ease & make them feel comfortable & at home. You are a charming person, a trait that attracts many admirers. This seductiveness is expressed in most subtle ways; you're never overtly sexual or physical, but usually close to perfect in appearance or manners. You dont handle conflict situations very well. When you're exposed ot conflicts, you may even get nervously upset. Your feelings are easily hurt. but you dont hold a grudge or try to get even. Close harmonious relationships are very important for you. To secure these, you go out of your way being considerate, always trying to please. A happy marriage is number one priority. You enjoy companionship, & you like to please others. You have the ability to understand the feeling of the other person, especially your partner, & react in a perfect fashion. You are willing to make nearly any sacrifice for the sake of love & for your relationship. You are particuarly concerned with your personal appearance, & how your partner perceives you physically. You are totally devoted to your partner, & ever interested in filling every romantic desire.

In Leo, Mars displays exceptional will-power & creativity. You project an air of confidence, self-sufficiency, & vitality that cause people to sit up & take notice. Activity is expressed in dramatic fashion, suggesting that you may well be suited for the stage. You are confident in most roles before an audience. You have a definite charismatic & gregarious flair. This also makes you a natural leader. Ambitious & maybe a little egotistic, you want to lead. You'll do whatever you need to be recognised & appreciated. You take pride in your sexual prowess. Affectionate & physically demonstrative, you enjoy the drama & excitement of a passionate affair. As much as it bolsters your ego to have several sexual partners, you're constant in love while your partner pays plenty of attention to you & is devoted. In romance, jealousy & possessiveness are often by-products of this placement. The strong, fixed opinions & the overbearing manner of this placement may often stir opposition. The pride & need to dominate others, often sets up a degree of stubborn egotism. The emotional side of Mars in Leo can cause you to periodically over-react with anger when affairs dont go your way.

The placement of Jupiter in Cancer suggests that you have a thorough understanding of the important moral principles of life. This understanding was instilled in you at an early age by your parents. As you mature, these traits of generosity & kindness become a part of your basic expression. There is a nurturing aspect associated with this position & you are the type who is always looking out for the little guy. Security for yourself & your family is a paramount issue. You are likely to accumulate wealth because you are very careful about how you spend your money. You have an emotional attachment to food which can cause weight problems.

Saturn in Leo gives you a serious personal need to achieve recognition. You dont want to play second fiddle to anyone; simply stated, you want to be the boss. Yet it is so hard for you to express the creative talent that you know you have inside you. You may have unreasonably high expectations for yourself & for those around you. As a parent, you want to be the disciplinarian. Your children may seem a burden to you, & indeed they may be. Because you are rather stern in your dealing, you can have some difficulties in your personal relationships with your children, as well as your mate. This placement often shows a demeanour that is very reserved & cautious.

[lew]

here Blimey, forgot about mine ;D

[lew]

read away

[cheeselova]

For Devonsdarling

Scorpio rising produces a personality that is reserved, secretive & determined. Symoblised by the scorpion, you have an external "coat of armour" protects & lets you survive in hostile situations. You are not the sort of person who ever knuckles under, even when pressures & circumstances would defeat lesser souls. When cornered, the famous "deadly scorpion sting" may be brought into play. People find you hard to understand, to know what you are thinking at any particular time. Much of the time you may feel as though you are misunderstood. You are very wilful & self-reliant, appearing calm & in control on the surface. Yet there are strong emotions at work inwardly. Scorpio is a water sign, & it is a fixed sign. This means that you are an emotional person but these emotions are controlled (fixed), giving you the determination & the strength to overcome just about any opponent. Resentment & jealousy can be intense with you. You always pursue your goals with intensity. You can stand under heavy strain, & be relied upon to stay cool, even in the most serious emergency. You're inclined to be very suspicious or sceptical, & occasionally you can be "stingingly" sarcastic. Every sign has a positive & negative expression, but with Scorpio the range is extreme. Everything is black or white. There are no shades of grey with Scorpio on the rise. The Scorpio personality is often maligned as over-sexed, a bit on the evil side, & often bent on revenge. This is not completely true, but Scorpio does get what it wants, most of the time. It is not a personality to be trifled with.

The combination of your Sun in Aquarius & Moon in Virgo produces a personality that is outstanding in anything that requires critical & analytical ability, for you have great intelligence & mental prowess. You are believable & sincere; a person who gives sound advice, usually in a very matter-of-fact way. You plan precisely, & proceed with confidence & assurance. This combination blends a friendliness, orginality & independence of Aquarius, with the discrimination, precision & practical abilities of Virgo. Both signs are noted for producing intelligence, reason & logic. The blended personality is neat, careful & prudent, & shows a persistence toward learning & concentration on detail; there is the ability to detach yourself from personal issues, & focus on the problem that you have at hand. Emotions never interfere with your thinking because of your ability to face facts & to reason things out with a keen critical analysis. You are somewhat fastidious in your tastes, neat & orderly, & perhaps particular in dress. Your ability to analyse gives you an intuitive insightn into peoples feeling, but your responses are largely restrained, & you come across as being somewhat aloof. You have a great deal of potential in business because of your ability to marshal facts & important information relating to scientific matters, & apply you knowledge in a practical endeavour.

In Aquarius, Mercury produces a mind that is original, detached, & abstract. Your ideas may sometimes be considered very progressive & some may be well ahead of their time. Your unique approach will prompt some to label you as being a little crazy or at least eccentric. You like to do things that are unusual or avant garde just to shake up the establishmetn & create controversy. You have no respect for tradition & little concern for lessons of the past. You are a pure progressive. You love to rebel against the system in supporting causes & ideas that are controversial & revolutionary. You are very intuitive, & accordingly, an excellent judge of character. Being very fair-minded, you judge people by what they seem to know or what they do, rather than who they are or what postion they occupy. You believe strongly in equality & fair play. You're witty & open to a wide range of ideas, but at times, you become mentally fixed in your opinions & very stubborn. You are talkative & social, but you often come off as rather aloof & cerebral. It may be hard for you to find common ground in many social circles. Nonetheless, you are very verbal & enjoy expressing your views to anyone who will listen.

Venus in Aquarius gives a romantic side that is cool, calm & detached. In your personal relationships, you have little regard for what society, your family, or peers think. Your attitude concerning social standards & morality may be unusual, & very much out of step with society. You set your own rules of behaviour. You have a sparkle in your personality & are popular & well liked when you are letting this side of your nature show through. You can be friendly enough, but emotions are something that you rarely display. You may be very much unaware that friends you are enjoying are becoming romantically attracted to you. You are impersonal & aloof. When the moment calls for romance, your mind may be many miles away. Romantic attractions that do occur are often sudden, & in some way unusual; they may end just as suddenly as they began. A permanent partner will have to be a friend 1st & a lover 2nd. You love your freedom so much that you're ready to run at the slightest provocation. This elusiveness & noncommittal attitude result in late marriages for most with Venus in Aquarius. Any expression of possessiveness by your partner is not acceptable, as you demand near absolute freedom. You value your individuality very highly, & find it hard to allow a mate to tell you what to do or how to live. Yet, you are willing to respect the independence & ideals of your partner. You can therefore succeed in an open & understanding relationship.

With Mars in Capricorn you are hard-working & very determined. Since much of your energy is focused on your career, you have a tendency to become something of a workaholic. There is a drive to satisfy professional ambitions. This is likely to manifest with innate managerial skills & good old-fashioned common sense. You have strong material urges, but even stronger is the need to get status & recognition. To attain these ends, you use your energy in very practical & profitable ways. Your sex drive is strong & you have a full appreciation of sensual pleasures. It's likely you conceal most of these feelings behind a stiff & conservative demeanour. Your public image is very dignified & reserved. It is as though you feel you must always be in control of yourself & your emotions. This position is known for the ability to retain sexual vitality until very late in life. In these later years, you are apt to be less restrained than in your youth. Your weakness is the tendency to be too cautious & sceptical. You are apt to miss some real opportunities on this account. You have difficulty breaking out of old habits & you are slow to pick up on new ideas. Somewhat pessimistic, you go looking for problems & expecting the worst. You take responsibility seriously, often too seriously.

Jupiter in Aquarius suggests that you are one who can accept people at face value without regard for distinctions of race, creed or class. You are impartial & democratic in every respect. Your great tolerance & understanding helps you to succeed for you have a great need to help others. You can approach major projects & problems with fresh & original ideas. These traits notwithstanding, you dont tend to seek out responsibility very often. You can be somewhat lacking in discipline. Disinterest in material matter limits prosperity. You may sometimes be very revolutionary & in these instances you may lack tolerance.

Saturn in Aquarius gives strong powers of concentration. Your thinking is both democratic & scientific. Your basically conservative attitudes notwithstanding, inventive & original approaches come easily to you, as well as abstract mathematics & symbolism. Saturn represents conservative restrictions so this placement is a bit paradoxical & confusing. Often, the placement produces a view of the future that is rather bleak & pessimistic. You may be inclined to work toward the betterment of some aspect of society that is of particular concern. You are a good friend, responsible, impartial & always loyal. Cool & collected, you are leve-headed & stable. Yet you may find it hard to make friends & you probably get little support from those above you. Pride may make you a social loner.

[devonsdarling]

My god Cheese, are you sure you don't know me? The bits that are in Scorpio are a little like how I am, however the ones' that are in the rest are so like me it's scary. Thank you ever so much for doing my astrological chart, I really do appreciate it.

love
Lorraine xxx

[cheeselova]

You're welcome, Devon

[cheeselova]

For Stigalicious

Leo rising produces a personality that is generous, warmhearted, & forceful. You are a very open & active person, showing a very happy face when things are going well. Integrity, courage, & dignity are your chief virtues, & your extroverted disposition helps you gain the popular following you need. Being fond of power & command, you sometimes attempt to dominate situations when it may not be called for. Even if you're not the one in charge, you carry yourself off so proudly & almost reek dignity & self-assurance. You're so self-confident that you may even be a little careless at times. Though you are quick tempered, you get over your upsets as quickly. Your personality is so engaging when everything is going well, but you are less well equipped to handle adversity. There is a tendency for you to overdo, at times becoming too extravagant & too daring. You are stubborn, but not in an unpleasant or disagreeable way. You may find it difficult to break undesirable habits & behaviour patterns. You are romantic & sentimental, but sometimes a little foolhardy. You appreciate what people do for you, & you are a devoted friend who will remember & repay a kindness. You have royal tastes & a sense of luxury, prompting you to spend much to keep up appearances. Your personality is on the dramatic side, & you may look for opportunities to release a flamboyant side of your nature.

The combination of your Sun in Aries & Moon in Capricorn gives natural talents for managing & directing as the driving force of Aries is tempered with the persistence & deliberate judgement of Capricorn. You have an inner drive for success that is rarely equaled. There are very definite ideas about where you are going & how you are going to get there; & you're not one to let anything stand in your way. In many ways you are an opportunist who knows how to judge people, spot problem people, & problem situations, before they get the upper hand. You may not get to your goals as quickly as many fellow Aries, since avoiding the pitfalls & waiting for the chance is really what you want. That is a strength that other Aries may not possess. Nonetheless, your drive is always hard, & fast, compared to normal standards. Though you are full of energy & determination, you seem to waste little of these on nonproductive activities. Being a wordly person, fame & recognition are your top priorities or at least very near the top. You will give up a lot in a personal sense for success. You may make a good spouse, but marriage is not likely to be all important in your life, but rather an event. The career may be placed ahead of family. Your intellect is not unsound, but abstract knowledge or knowledge for its own sake, holds little appeal for you. Common sense seems more valuable so far as you are concerned.

Mercury in Aries suggests ways of thinking that are decisive & to the point. Your thinking is original. You love creating new ideas & intellectual adventures. You think & debate well on your feet, but you may become impatient with opponents or opposition. You hate delays. This attitude may extend to areas of your life other than speech, communication, & decision making. You may drive too fast & become very impatient in traffic, too. You may not be able to concentrate on any one subject for very long. YOu jump to conclusions quickly & with littel hesitation. Impulsiveness can be a problem sometimes. If this trait is not controlled in your daily living, you will appear to have a type of intellectual egotism that is most unattractive. Guard against becoming too headstrong in your thinking & decision-making. A quick temper is sometiems a by-product of this placement. Your mind is witty & inventive, & you are usually quick on the mental trigger. You can come up with a clever answer & a quick repartee to any question.

With Venus in Aries, you have an assertive self-expression in romantic situations. Venus in Aries produces tendencies for you to seek excitement in your love life. As one who is outgoing & full of enthusiasm, you're great in social situations. You are fun & exciting, & to more timid souls, a bit overwhelming. Outgoing, affectionate, & sometimes flirtatious, you become competitive in seeking the affections of others. Romance is living for you. Romantic involvement is like a competition to be won, & you are not a particularly good loser. When your love life is not going well, you are irritable & very moody. Easily aroused, you have an instinct for romantic challenge & conquest. In attracting a lover, you are direct & full of adventure & enthusiasm. You have a dangerous tendency to fall in love at first sight, or at least quicker than most people. Yet, you can be somewhat impulsive & unstable where long term romance is concerned. The romantic nature is impatient & careless sometimes. You dont take enough time to make long range plans or for truly needed practical considerations. Not surprisingly, early marriages are common with this placement.

Mars is not very active in Taurus, as the physical drive is reduced to low gear. You may lack thrust & mobility, but make up for this with outstanding endurance. You are obstinate in many ways, yet practical, determined & stable. You pursue your material goals with intent determination. Once you finally get rolling in one direction, it is nearly impossible to change your course. Much of your energy is apt to be aimed at securing wealth & a very comfortable lifestyle. You are a natural crafts person & the fruit of your efforts is likely to produce a quality product.

Also high on your list of priorities is the satisfying of sexual desires. You are a very sensual & sexual partner. Your approach to sex is straightforward & uncomplicated, without fantasies or fetishes; never rushed or over-anxious. Emotionally stable, you are apt to be a devoted & loyal partner. Then negative side of Mars in Taurus is often a lack of flexibility & energies expressed here sometimes come out looking like stubborness. Even emotions can be held on too tightly & then released with a major blow up.

Jupiter in Aquarius suggests that you are one who can accept people at face value without regard to distinctions of race, creed or class. You are impartial & democratic in every respect. Your great tolerance & understanding helps you to succeed in many of your endeavours relating to people. In handling personnel, you are bound to succeed for you have a great need to help others. You can approach major projects & problems with fresh & original ideas. These traits notwithstanding, you dont tend to seek out responsibilty very often. You can be somewhat lacking in discipline. Disinterest in material matter limits prosperity. You may sometimes be revolutionary & in these instances you my lack tolerance.

Saturn in Scorpio adds much purpose & impatience to your nature. You demand much of yourself & others. You approach responsibilities with an intensity of purpose that overwhelms people who wont carry their share of the load. You may have terrific willpower & much energy. With your determination, its hard to remain calm & reflective. Secretive & unforgiving, you resent it deeply when you are treated unfairly. Despite your strong drive for success, your approach is usually subtle & calculating.

[stigalicious]

Wow, thats amazing. That's me. Even looking at the negative bits, I had to kinda say to myself 'you cant complain, that IS you'!
Thank you very much indeed; so spot on!!!!

[cheeselova]

You're very welcome, Stig

[cheeselova]

For Wings

Leo rising produces a personality that is generous, warmhearted, & forceful. You're an open & active person, showing a happy face when things are going well. Integrity, courage, & dignity are your chief virtues, & your extroverted dispositiion helps you gain the popular following you need. You sometimes dominate situations when it may not be called for. Even when you're not the one in charge, you carry yourself proudly & almost reek of dignity & self-assurance. You're so self-confident that you may even be a little careless at times. Though you are quick tempered, you get over your upsets very quickly. Your personality is so engaging when everything is going well, but you are less well equipped to handle adversity. There is a tendency for you to overdo, at times becoming too extravagant & too daring. You're stubborn, but not in an unpleasant or disagreeable way. You may find it difficult to break undesirable habits & behaviour patterns. You're romantic & sentimental, but sometimes a little foolhardy. You appreciate what people do for you, & you are a devoted friend who will remember & repay a kindness. You have royal tastes & a sense of luxury, prompting you to spend much to keep up appearances.

Your Sun in Sagittarius & your Moon in Capricorn produces a vigorous thinker who is capable of rising to a high position through the strength & originality of mind & expression. Your self-esteem is naturally strong & a key feature of your success. This combination blends the personal dash, optimism, enthusiasm, foresight & directness of manner common with Sagittarius, & the ambition, shrewdness, realism & practicability of Capricorn. Mental prudence or instinctive cautiousness enable you to keep expansive plans or ideas on a practical or realistic basis. Good foresight lets you chart the way things turn out & intuitively understand the future course of business. Personal integrity is a strong point in your nature & this helps you build a flawless reputation. While the Capricorn Moon will never let you lose sight of your goals, the Sagittarius Sun wants more than just power & is ever seeking happiness & personal satisfaction in the job well done. While it's almost certain business will be the centre of your attention, other interests will be important, as well. Cultural associations such as music & art can have appeal.

In Scorpio, Mercury produces a mind that is secretive, investigative, & probing. Your method of expression is positive, & maybe a little intolerant, sceptical, & suspicious. A deep & penetrating thinker, you can dig in to the core of any issue with little wasted time or effort. Your intuitive mind is capable of profound insights. You're very good at keeping secrets. Plans & schemes are often carried on in secret. You are also very good at digging out secrets & getting to the bottom of complex issues. You may have the skills to become a detective, an investigator, or a researcher. You're so perceptive that you "know" the unseen weaknesses & strengths of people with whom you come in contact. You can be very incisive with your tongue or with your pen. Often using sharp language, you refuse to mince words or show much concern for the feelings of others. You either say exactly what you're thinking or you remain completely silent. You can be very stubborn in your mental determination & tenacity. Your adaptability is limited in an intellectual sense because your highly emotional approach often has you prejudiced & focused on a set objective.

In Sagittarius, Venus produces affections that are demonstrative & friendly. You have a rather carefree attitude toward relationships, & you are not always dependable where affections are concerned. You're humourous, sociable & even a flirt. Outgoing & personable, you're very friendly & sometimes not too serious. There is a strong love of personal freedom in your nature that makes it hard for you to settle down to a restrictive sort of relationship. You feel more comfortable in a relationship when things go slowly, & your partner doesn't get too serious too fast. In fact, you would probably like it better if the relationship stayed casual, & pressures of serious love never emerged. It's hard for you to take your eye off of possible escape routes when things seem to be heating up & you feel yourself being hemmed in. You're honest & idealistic in your dealings with others. Strong in your beliefs, you must find a partner sharing your views, or you will surely try to convert your chosen to your way of thinking. You dont hold back on your feelings, & it is never hard to figure out where you stand on emotional issues. The key to your romantic nature is friendship. You're upbeat & easy to like. As a friend & lover, you're the ideal partner for that lucky open-minded mate who can accept you on your own terms & respect your need for space.

In Scorpio, Mars displays powerful emotions & desires. You're strong, self-reliant, extremely efficient, & highly self-disciplined. You have an innate ability to transform other people in some significant way. You think of yourself as a "take control" person & a force to be reckoned with. You probably are. Intensely passionate & sensual, you put much of your energy into sex. You're apt to be especially attractive to the opposite sex, whether or not you're physically attractive.. You may be fascinated with sexuality in all its expressions, certainly your interest is very keen. You're jealous & possessive of your sexual partners. Being trustworthy yourself, you expect the same from others. You're a loyal friend, or a bitter enemy, you never forget a betrayal. Slow to anger, you rarely lose control, but when your ire is raised, you get even, & you can do so with frightening detachment.

Jupiter in Aries indicates leadership ability in matters related to higher knowledge. When it comes to philosophy, education, & other spiritual matters, you are an innovative student & practioner. You're very creative in these matters, determined to make changes & improvements. You're energetic & enterprising, possessing much self-esteem. You're independent, & because of your desire to be on your won, you should do well in your own business. You'll have the ability to attract many of the good things in life at an early age. There is a tendency, however, to be a little too over-confident & careless where money is concerned.

Saturn in Sagittarius produces a serious approach to religion, education & philosophy. You are a highly principled person who believes in earning what you achieve through hard work & application. Your reputation is very important to your. This position is associated with leadership in intellectual thought, but higher education may have been blocked for some reason. You may have to educate yourself to achieve the goals you desire. While Sagittarius is the sign of faith, Saturn placed here can produce scepticism & a desire to prove ideas. Conservative in views, you adjust to change slowly & with much resistance.

[wings]

WOW! lol that is sooo me!!
thats so accurate im almost lost for words.
i am veryyy pleased with that! Ive never read so much about myself thats all so true.

Brillient job cheesy. im printing this out... when i get my printed in a few weeks that is lol ;D