Mayhemers Astrological Profiles

[cheeselova]

For Wyvern

With Virgo on the rise, you possess a mental acumen expressed in everyday practical affairs. Analytical & methodical in everything you do, you're very systematic in developing ideas & seeing projects through to completion. You're careful to notice details. You're a master at handling all the boring nit-picking matters others want to avoid. There's a tendency for you to become something of a workaholic, going over the same ground to be sure you havent missed anything. You probably are a list-maker, wanting everything you need at hand. Everything should have a place & everything should be in its place for you to be comfortable. As you love detail, you also love precision & order. You're refined in your conduct & demeanour. Unassuming in your behaviour, you can be so modest that you may not get the credit you deserve. There's a tendency to hide behind an inquiring mind & stay out of the lead. You prefer the role of researcher, observer, critic, or teacher. You can become restless & nervous, having difficulty learning to relax. Your restlessness, combined with a critical nature, sometimes results in fault findings. Despite the tendency to be a little ufssy, Virgo rising is rarely mean or ugly. Even the tendency to criticise is just a bad habit formed early in life as a defence mechanism. There's a tendency to focus on what is in the immediate present, often neglecting to form a vision for the future. You feel comfortable living in a world of facts & you tend to arm yourself with intellectual awareness to combat natural feelings of insecurity.

Sun in Taurus & Moon in Aries shows you to be a strong individual with an even stronger & determined drive to achieve your ends. You can be very dedicated in your efforts to further personal ambitions. The congenial, peaceable, & placid attributes of Taurus are sure to be present, but Aries provides an emotional stimulation that makes you much more assertive than most Taurus types. You have a sparkling enthusiasm which keeps you on the move asserting your natural leadership traits. While involved in an issue, your mind is actively & restlessly searching for loopholes, weak points, or contradictions. When you find an inconsistency in logic or in the facts, your quickness to judge comes into paly & your form a definite opinion on the matter in seconds. If you later discover a contradiction to this argument, you may just as rapidly drop your position & with equal rigidity, hold to the opposite view. There are great inconsistencies in your nature. You can be tolerant & broad-minded in your viewpoints one minute, & totally biased & unreasonable the next. Even when you arent insisting on something, you've a way of making your wishes known by a manner, gesture, or lack of enthusiasm that clearly states your position. When you are directly arguing a point, you have a way of being so plausible & apparently reasonable that you wear down resistance. You've a way of eliminating opposition by the sheer strength of your will.

Mercury in Aries suggests ways of thinking that are decisive & to the point. This Mercury is argumentative by its nature, suggesting that you enjoy competing mentally. You think & debate well on your feet, but you may become impatient with opponents or opposition. You may not be able to concentrate on any one subject for very long. You jump to conclusions quickly & with little hesitation. Impulsiveness can be a problem sometimes. If this trait isnt controlled in your daily living, you'll appear to have a type of intellectual egotism that is most unattractive. Guard against becoming too headstrong in your thinking & decision making. A quick temper is sometimes a by-product of this placement. Your mind is witty & inventive, & you are usually very quick with the mental tirgger. You can come up with a clever answer & a quick repartee to any question.

Venus in Taurus produces a practical, stable, & constant persona. You approach to romance is simple & direct. Your sincerity is attractive & often irresistible. You take love seriously & with consideration. Yet you're rarely too serious-acting, moody or unhappy. You know how to have a good time & to help others to do the same. You're easygoing & cheerful most of the time. There's an attraction to the luxuries of life, & often a tendency to overindulge in sensual pleasures. You may have a weakness for good food, good wine, fine furnishings & clothes, & many more objects & activities that delight the senses. The best of everything will be yours if you can figure out a way to afford it all. This large appetite extends to love-making & romantic involvement. This sign produces the most earthy sex drive. When you fall in love, it is usually permanent & dependable. You require a deep commitment from your partner & you're willing to give the same in return. You're loyal & a one-love person. But your demands on that one lover can be great. If you feel insecure, you may become jealous & overbearing with your mate. Just as you're loyal & independable, you're very possessive & jealous if your emotional security is threatened.

Mars in Aquarius suggests the presence of very high principles & a modern outlook. You're concerned with the world of ideas, particularly those of an unconventional or progressive nature. You have good organising abilities & calculated direction. You're a very good leader who can meet challenges with serenity & poise. Aquarius is a fixed sign & you're stubborn most of the time. If you believe in something, you put the idea forward with the zeal of an evangelist. You think of yourself as open-minded; willing to discuss the issues. Yet your discussions often get to be heated arguments, & you rarely give in to an opposing view. You can never work well under authoritarian direction, being one who is always out to upset the establishment. You're an active reformer with little respect for traditional ways. You demand the freedom to speak frankly, & operate in your way. Like the many other aspects of your life, sexually you're intrigued by anything new or unconventional. For you, variety is the spice of life. Yet somehow you're stable & dependable once you've found a mate. The negative side of this placement resides in nonconformity. You tend to lecture more than discuss, & you tend to demand compliance with your agenda. Your way is sometimes way out of the ordinary. At the same time, your energies are apt to produce more thought than action.

Jupiter in Aquarius suggests that you're one who can accept people at face value without regard to distinctions of race, creed or class. You're impartial & democratic in every respect. Your tolerance & understanding helps you to succedd in many of your endeavours relating to people. In handling personnel, you're bound to succeed for you have a great need to help others. You can approach major projects & problems with fresh & original ideas. These traits notwithstanding, you dont tend to seek out responsibility very often. You can be somewhat lacking in discipline. Disinterest in material matter limits prosperity.

Saturn in Gemini shows adaptability, & a systematic & logical approach. You face problems with a cool & rational sense of control. Reasoning & problem solving abilities are exceptional, & this placement is excellent for the scientific or mathematicl fields. Many with this placement experience problems with their early education with some aspect of communicating. Saturn in Gemini may make it hard to learn lessons, but retention is good when the lesson is learned. Speaking before groups is especially difficult, so you dont waste words. Despite the difficulty you may have in learning, you have a common sense head for business. You cut through detail & get to the facts. You produce tangible results with little discussion.

[Wyvern]

Wow, that's a lot to take in, and although I don't really recognise me in the first part of the profile - I live in total chaos and I don't really do order very well - there's a lot that I do recognise; especially the Mars and Jupiter parts of the chart. Thank you so much!

[fusker]

Would you be able to do me!

[cheeselova]

For Fusker

With Virgo on the rise, you possess a mental acumen expressed in everyday practical affairs. Analytical & methodical in everything you do, you're very systematic in developing ideas & seeing projects through to completion. You're careful to notice details. Your mind is the epitome of neatness & order. There is a tendency for you to become something of a workaholic, going over the same ground to be sure you havent missed anything. You probably are a list-maker, wanting to have everything you need to hand. Everything should have a place & everything should be in its place for you to be comfortable. As you love detail, you also love precision & order. You're refined in your conduct & demeanour. Unassuming in your behaviour, you can be so modest that you may not get the credit you deserve. There is a tendency to hide behind an inquiring mind & stay out of the lead. You prefer the role of researcher, observer, critic, or teacher. You can become very restless & nervous, having difficulty learning to relax. Your restlessness, combined with a critical nature, sometimes results in picayune fault findings. Despite the tendency to be a little fussy, Virgo rising is rarely mean. Even the tendency to criticise is just a bad habit formed early in life as a defence mechanism. There is a tendency to focus on what is in the immediate present, often neglecting to form a vision for the future. You feel comfortable living ina world of facts & you tend to arm yourself with intellectual awareness to combat natural feelings of insecurity.

The combination of your Sun in Leo & Moon in Gemini blends the vitality, personal warmth, generosity, authoritativeness of Leo, with the intelligence, cleverness, flexibiltiy & adaptability of Gemini. Your personality is searching for ways to impress others via these actions or achievements, &, especially by matters of your mind, or your ideas. Your mind is facile & intuitive, rather than profound & over serious. Your ability to make good impressions on people serves you well in your public life & in dealing with those within your sphere of influence. You like to work with your mind, & you're rarely found working very hard for a living. You believe in easy money & seem to know how to get it without exerting great amounts of physical energy. Mentally, you would never be called lazy. At times you can become so mentally active that you'd turn into a bundle of nerves. You never really stop trying to impress others with what you know, & you're a very interesting conversationalist. You're also very social & love to entertain, especially when your guests are interesting people who stimulate you mentally. Your glib analysis & sharp observations make you a favourite with such groups.

In Cancer, Mercury produces a mind that is very intuitive. You're influenced more by an appeal to the senses, than by logic or common sense. Your thinking is regulated by deep-seated emotional patterns. Objective thinking isnt easy for you because your biases seem to force you to make certain decisions & ignore certain facts that disagree with your internal initial judgement. Your memory is exceptional, especially for names, dates, & historical events. You have a deep appreciation of history & any artifact or relic of the past. Your answers to present day problems are frequently drawn from precedence & past events. You are influenced by those around you, by your early training, & the opinions of friends & family You are very close to family, friends & even to country. Loyalty & patriotism run very deep in your nature. You are sensitive to other people, & you may have difficulty being with those who you sense to be in some way unfriendly to you. It may be hard to explain why you feel uncomfortable with someone, but you do. A major strength of this placement is that you are a very sympathetic listener. Yet you have to be careful not to identify too closely with the problems of others & take on those problems as if they were your own.

In Gemini, Venus generates a need for a variety & experiences. You've a curiosity about people. You can become a social butterfly & something of a flirt. Open & friendly, your wit & conversational ability attract people with agile minds & keen intellects. Your restless & fickle nature inclines toward much travel & change of surroundings. You want to taste all that life has to offer. You find it especially hard to settle down to just one romantic relationship, preferring to make friends with everyone you meet. You have an excitable child-like attitude toward romance, approaching affairs with optimism & high-expectations. Yet encounters may be many & brief before you finally settle down. You're easily bored & it's hard to capture your romantic attention for long periods of time. Change & excitement is the spice of your love life, & a partner that doesnt understand this wont be around long. Mental stimulation is an absolute must for any relationship to have a chance of becoming permanent. You may not be able to be tied down too tightly. If you marry too young or to someone who is possessive, you may have serious problems. Your partner must understand your need for variety in social matters. After you marry & settle down, you may still need a variety of friends & social contacts.

The normal assertive behaviour of Mars is tamed down in Libra, & passions are never allowed to rule thinking. Yet you can become upset when your perception of justice is not served. You arent one to push matters to extremes, but you do become very assertive when you experience injustice. You're ready to take up arms against anything that would destroy harmony, or that appears wrong or unfair. You are likely & wise to select a very assertive & energetic partner. You may need someone to push you along. Though you are never pushy or forceful, you do exert gentle & continuous efforts toward a solid relationship. Although you're very affectionate & romantic, your sex drive is somewhat low, & you expect more emotional satisfaction than physical passion. You've difficulty asserting yourself at times, & it can be hard for you to be decisive. Aggression in any form threatens you, & you dont deal well with confrontations or arguments. You want to make friends not adversaries.

Jupiter in Virgo is a difficult placement because the big picture approach of Jupiter is somewhat curtailed by the narrow focus of Virgo. You may take on large projects only to get bogged down because of your insistence on the correctiveness of every detail. You've a cautious, practical & scientific outlook on life. This life view can at times become a little cynical.

Saturn in Virgo gives a measure of prudence & practicality. You're a hard worker & a careful worker, too. Your moral attitude may make you too serious sometimes. Research, strategies, & record-keeping are areas in which you may excel. You may worry too much about trivial problems. Reserve & prudence follow you through life. Your success in life will probably be gained by cautious investment & conservative planning. You're too critical of yourself & undervalue your talents & potential for success. Dont think you have to be perfect to succeed.

[fusker]

Thank you SOOOO much cheeselova - so kind of you! Really scary as so much of this is very very accurate!!

[cheeselova]

For Greatd

The combination of your Sun in Scorpio & your Moon in Pisces produces a person with a terrific intuition & sense that ordinary people dont have. You are overly dramatic & frequently exaggerate problems. You are, likewise, able to capture the drama of your surroundings as well as the imagination of the public. Yours is an emotional profundity that lends a great deal of inspiration to you personality. You attack any problem with unswerving enthusiasm & devotion, always giving more than just a part of yourself to your causes & ideals. Here there is a blend of the emotional force, determination & will power of Scorpio with the sensitivity, impressionability & intuitive insight of Pisces. This produces a strongly emotional & somewhat psychic or receptive & impressionable nature. A studious & intellectual bend permits you to succeed, especially in literary or artistic endeavours. You are very creative, but your success may be more from a willingness to apply yourself than from pure talent. On the down side, you are anxious & worry too much. Positive thinking is essential for you to attain balance & peace of mind. There are unexpected depths in your nature & you succeed by concentrating your energies on definite objectives, avoiding the tendency to dispense emotional energies & intellectual power in overemphasis on romance, daydreaming or negative apprehensions or worries.

With Mercury in Scorpio you are very good at keeping secrets. Plans & schemes are often carried on in secret. You are also very good at digging out secrets & getting to the bottom of complex issues. There is much scientific ability with Mercury in Scorpio because of innate curiosity. You are so perceptive that you "know" the unseen weaknesses & strengths of people with whom you come in contact. You have a way of seeking hidden truths & perhaps the hidden secrets of life itself. You can be very incisive with your tongue or with your pen. Often using sharp language, you refuse to mince words or show much concern for the feelings of others. You either say exactly what you're thinking or you remain completely silent. You can be very stubborn in you mental determination & tenacity. Your ability is limited in an intellectual sense because you highly emotional approach often has you prejudiced & focused on a set objective.

Venus in Scorpio produces a very intense romantic nature. In relationships, you are very straightforward, determined, & direct. You often express excessed of feelings, being very possessive & sometimes jealous. You approach the emotional experience of romance with much intensity & much feeling. Your love nature is based on total commitment & complete focus. With you there is no fooling around. You dominate & demand total involvement. Nothing short of this is acceptable. No matter what happens to you , your dignity is something that is never lost or put aside. The intensity of emotions resulting in this placement make it clear that matters of the heart are taken seriously & personally. Because your love desire is so overwhelming, you sometimes become very possessive of you partner. This can be both in a physical as well as a psychological sense. You may express this in minor ways, but in some way or another you tend to control & hold on to the love of your life. You're in control & there's no doubt about it.

Mars in Aquarius suggests the presence of very high principles & a modern outlook. You're concerned with the world of ideas, particularly those of an unconventional or progressive nature. You have good organising abilities & calculated direction. You're a very good leader who can meet challenges with serenity & poise. If you believe in something, you put the idea forward with the zeal of an evangelist. You think of yourself as open-minded; willing to discuss the issues. Yet your discussions often get to be heated arguments, & you rarely give in to an opposing view. You can never work well under authoritarian direction, being one who is always out to upset the establishment. You're an active reformer with little respect for the traditional ways. You can even be contemptuous of tradition unless it is substantiated with logic. You demand the freedom to speak frankly, & operate in your way. Like the many other aspects of your life, sexuallly you're intrigued by anything new or unconventional. For you, variety is the spice of life. Yet somehow you're usually stable & dependable once you've found a mate. A negative side of this placement resides in nonconformity. Indeed, you tend to lecture more than discuss, & you tend to demand compliance with your agenda. Your way is sometimes out of the ordinary. At the same time, your energies are apt to produce more thought than action. You're the rebellious type, & you can become very impatient.

Jupiter in Sagittarius creates a carefree, outgoing, optimistic individual. You enjoy making life better for others. You are an outdoors type, fond of sports & travel. You have a serious interest in matters pertaining to philosophy, religion or significant social issues. Your approach to life & how you conduct your affairs may be regulated by your strong convictions. You're likely to want to win over as many converts as you can to you way of thinking or beliefs. You can become very dogmatic in your views & good at selling them. You will prosper in life, but you spend freely, so you may never be wealthy.

Saturn in Gemini shows adaptability, & a systematic & logical approach. You face problems with a cool & rational sense of control. Reasoning & problem solving abilities are exceptional, & this placement is excellent for the scientific or mathematical fields. Many with this placement experience problems with their early education with some aspect of communicating. Saturn in Gemini may make it hard to learn lessons, but retention is good when the lesson is learned. Speaking before groups is especially difficult, so you dont waste words. Despite the difficulty you may have in learning, you have a common sense head for business. You cut through detail & get the facts. You produce tangible results with little discussion.

Leo rising produces a personality that is generous, warmhearted, & forceful. Leo is the royal sigh, & having this sign for your Ascendant gives you a regal bearing & a sense of control over most situations. You're a very open & active person, showing a very happy face when things are going well. Integrity, courage, & dignity are your chief virtues, & your "sunny", extroverted disposition helps you gain the popular following you need. Being fond of power & command, you sometimes attempt to dominate situations when it may not be called for. Even if you're not the one in charge, you carry yourself so proudly & almost reek dignity & self-assurance. You're so self-confident that you may be even a little less careless at times. Though you are quick tempered, you get over your upsets as quickly. Your personality is so engaging when everything is going well, but you're less well equipped to handle adversity. You haughtily ignore persons causing conflict in your life. There's a tendency for you to overdo, at times becoming too extravagant & too daring. You're stubborn, but not in an unpleasant or disagreeable way. You may find it extremely difficult to break undesirable habits & behaviour patterns. You're romantic & sentimental, but sometimes a little foolhardy. You appreciate what people do for you, & you are a devoted friend who will remember & repay a kindness. You have royal tastes & a sense of luxury, prompting you to spend much to keep up appearances. Your personality is on the dramatic side, steeped in pomp & ceremony, & you may look for opportunites to release a flamboyant side of your nature.

[greatd]

Thanks so much, Cheese - what a great read it was!

Although there are a few things I don't recognise in myself, I must admit that the overall profile is pretty accurate ;D

[cheeselova]

Glad it was ok, Greatd Now for Vixen's

Your Sun in Aries & Moon in Gemini produces one of the most verbally active pairs of the Zodiac. You're likely to dominate any conversation as your mind works fast & releases the information it has processed just as fast. You have to learn to keep things to yourself at least until you've made up your mind, which you dont find easy to do. It's easier for you to make decisions by sitting down & talking things out rather than closing yourself off, studying the issues & concentrating on the alternatives. Speaking before you think & jumping to conclusions can get you in deep trouble. This shortcoming notwithstanding, you're likely to get far in the world because of your quick wit & good intentions. Your debate skills allow you to back lesser opponents into the corner with relative ease. Surprisingly, as quick as you act, you have an especially good knack for details. In business, your command of facts & figures gives you the semblance of the perfect executive. Nonetheless, you're often guilty of a little oscillation & indecision stemming from too many superficial facts & too little depth of study. Your style of getting bits & pieces of information & using them in a glib & effective way can take you far. Your outstanding business acumen can be focused on anything dealing with the spoken or written word eg a spot in advertising or the literary world.

Mercury in Aries suggests ways of thinking that are decisive & to the point. This Mercury is argumentative by its nature, suggesting that you enjoy competing mentally. Your thinking is original. You love creating new ideas & intellectual adventures. You think well & debate well on your feet, but you may become impatient with opponents or opposition. You hate delays. This attitude may extend to other areas of your life other than speech, communication, & decision making. You may drive too fast & become very impatient in traffic, too. You may not be able to concentrate on any one subject for very long. You jump to conclusions quickly & with little hesitation. Impulsiveness can be a problem sometimes. Your mind is witty & inventive, & you're usually very quick on the mental trigger. You can come up with a clever answer & a quick repartee to any question. While you may not be the best at digging deeply in to a subject matter, when it comes to having some sort of an answer quickly, you will surely lead the pack.

With Venus in Aries, you have an assertive self-expression in romantic situations. Cheerful & positive, you package yourself well. As one who's outgoing & full of enthusiasm, you're great in social situations. You're fun & exciting, & to more timid souls, a bit overwhelming. Outgoing, affectionate, & sometimes flirtatious, you become competitive in seeking the affections of others. Romantic involvement is like a competition to be won, & you're not a particularly good loser. When your love life isnt going well, you're irritable & moody. Easily aroused, you have an instinct for romantic challenge & conquest. You're direct & aggressive in love endeavours. In attracting a lover, you're direct & full of adventure & enthusiasm. You've a dangerous tendency to fall in love at first sight, or at least quicker than most people. Yet, you can be somewhat impulsive & unstable where long term romance is concerned. You dont take enough time to make long range plans or for truly needed practical considerations. Not surprisingly early marriages are common with Venus in Aries.

With Mars in Gemini you have an active & critical mind that may be inclined toward going off in many directions at once. You love to debate & engage in all types of intellectual contests. A satirical wit is often a hallmark of this placement. Frequently, this placement attracts persons to careers as reporters, journalists & critics. Periodic job changes or handling a variety of jobs simultaneously, arent uncommon with this placement since there is much restlessness in your nature. Since so much energy is channeled into mental & verbal activity, you are apt to be quite a talker. You may make use of this strength by becoming a teacher, a lecturer, or a related field that takes advantage of your ability to express yourself. Several of your romantic relationships may be superficial. You eagerly pursue new experiences in romance, but it may be difficult for you to remain constant to any one special partner. You're apt to be an incurable flirt. Your mind, however, is your most active erogenous zone.

Jupiter in Gemini produces an intellectual curiosity whether you've had the advantage of formal education or not. Your mind is very open to new ideas. You benefit substantially from your ability to communicate openly, & from your experiences gained from travel. Intellectually, you tend to sample a broad range of subjects, never focusing to any great extent in any one area. Because of this, your knowledge sometimes may be a little superficial. Yet you're always an interesting person to be around. A restless spirit may make it difficult for you to focus on accumulating wealth. Much of your enterprise is more geared toward accumulating intellectual status.

Saturn in Capricorn gives much ambition & desire for power. Your career is very important to you. You invest much into it & you expect to get much out of it. You are a common sense organiser & planner. Diligent & dependable, you want to assume responsibilty. You always do more than your share, yet you may find it hard to delegate authority, for you mistrust others' ability to live up to your standards. You're most comfortable in the business or government environment. You prefer the impersonal, structured, & unemotional working situation. Your rise to the top will probably be very slow, but it will be steady. Your utter determination will eventually pay off, if perhaps later in life.

Leo rising produces a personality that is generous, warmhearted, & forceful. Leo is the royal sign, & having this sign for your Ascendant gives you a regal bearing & a sense of control over most situations. You're a very open & active person, showing a very happy face when things are going well. Integrity, courage, & dignity are your chief virtues, & your "sunny", extroverted disposition helps you gain the popular following you need. Being fond of power & command, you sometimes attempt to dominate situations when it may not be called for. Even if you're not the one in charge, you carry yourself so proudly & almost reek dignity & self-assurance. You're so self-confident that you may be even a little less careless at times. Though you are quick tempered, you get over your upsets as quickly. Your personality is so engaging when everything is going well, but you're less well equipped to handle adversity. You haughtily ignore persons causing conflict in your life. There's a tendency for you to overdo, at times becoming too extravagant & too daring. You're stubborn, but not in an unpleasant or disagreeable way. You may find it extremely difficult to break undesirable habits & behaviour patterns. You're romantic & sentimental, but sometimes a little foolhardy. You appreciate what people do for you, & you are a devoted friend who will remember & repay a kindness. You have royal tastes & a sense of luxury, prompting you to spend much to keep up appearances. Your personality is on the dramatic side, steeped in pomp & ceremony, & you may look for opportunites to release a flamboyant side of your nature

[Vixen]

And now everyone knows what I'm like! Spot on cheese, thank you so much!

[emmap]

Would you be able to do a profile for me please?

[ladyshaniique08]

Cheeselova, can you do one for me please? *begging on her knees*

[cheeselova]

MAYDREAMER'S PROFILE

Taurus Rising (you were actually 5mins away from being a Gemini Rising, so please bear with me) produces a personality that is stable, graceful & harmonious. Taurus is affectionate, steadfast & loyal. You're an individual with very basic needs; good food, sex & a suitably luxurious place to live. You are passive & easygoing until pushed. When finally provoked, Taurus is stubborn & rigid, & can display an uncontrollable bull-like temper. The majority of the time, your manner is slow & reserved. You're never one to take big chances. All reactions to proposed changes are carefully considered, & there is often resistance. You're very possessive & fixed in your convictions. Your steady & dependable methods insure that whatever project you undertake will be completed. Though dependable always, you cannot be hurried, & you refuse to do anything at other than your regulated pace. You have a strong appreciation for the good things in life, & you never hesitate to indulge you desires. The temptation for one with this Rising sign is pleasure. That can include pleasure of the sight, taste, touch, & feelings. Frequently there is talent or at least a strong interest in singing or speaking. Physically,there is a tendency toward heavy (prompted by both bone structure & the self idulgence tendency) & very strong. With this strength & body design comes endurance that is rarely surpassed.

The combination of your Sun in Sagittarius & your Moon in Scorpio produces much self-reliance, & a life that develops very rapidly in the early years. You know what you want & you know how to achieve your ends; a true go-getter. Blended are the well-developed capacity for judgement & wisdom inate in Sagittarius, & the Scorpio's knack for throwing everything into a project & fighting until the battle is won. Thus, it is easy to see why you can accomplish so much when you set your mind to it. Optimism & determination; a hard combination to defeat. Your nature is subtle & clever, making you good at strategy in handling affairs in business or in the professions. The challenge of this position is handling people with tact & diplomacy, controlling temperament, & avoiding too direct or too blunt of an approach. You have to avoid conflict to really succeed. Your mind is quick & the ability to think on your feet is superb, but all of this quickness is wasted if you're too impetuous. You have a lot of emotional energy, which when under control & direction of your will & your mind, gives the force to achieve very high objectives in life. Actually, there is a good bit of sensitivity in your nature, & much of your aggressiveness is a defense that instinctively attacks. Your attacks are aimed right at the most vulnerable spot in what you say or do.

In Sagittarius, Mercury produces a mind that is independent, versatile, & roving. Your method of expression is impulsive, very direct, & sometimes argumentative. Yet you're social & very communicative with anyone who will listen. You may lack tolerance for the views of others when they depart from your own. You are something of an evangelist for your own opinions, & you love to get up on your "soapbox". The natural tendency is for you to say exactly what is on your mind with little concern for fact or reality. You're impatient & dont always wait long enough to form a correct judgement. Yet people listen to you because you're interesting. Your wonderful imagination may make you a natural storyteller. Your senses are keen, but it can be hard for you to concentrate on any single subject for long periods of time. You can miss details because your focus is on the broad view. Everything seems to interest you. You're particularly attracted to subjects that have significance beyond the everyday. You may enjoy philosophy, foreign cultures, or religion. Seeking deep understanding of these broad subjects can occupy much of your thinking. You may become a lifelong student, because you never tire of learning & sharing knowledge. Forgetful & impractical, your mind may be like that of the preoccupied absent-minded professor.

Venus in Capricorn produces a seriousness, sense of caution, & a degree of pride associated with the affections. You're actually a little timid in love affairs, & very reserved in expressing feelings. Romantic feelings can be extremely strong inside, while on the surface you appear emotionally distant & reserved. Highly restrained, you're unlikely to make an overt public display of emotions. You do display a quiet personal dignity & refinement. In truth, you are romantically insecure, fearing rejection & loneliness. Emotional feelings are often repressed & seem to be absent most of the time. This Venus placement often spurs ambitions & the desire for prestige & status. You may indeed be at your charming best in the work environment, since you are so intensively involved in this arena. Often, romantic involvement starts here. Some with Venus in Capricorn seek love & partnership solely because they view it as the appropriate thing to do, & doing the proper thing is so fundamental to the psychology of this placement. You expect your partner to be a helpmate in the struggle for success & achievement. Though never openly demonstrative, you're steadfast & loyal. You have a very solid & deep sense of responsibility in romantic attachments & marriage. When it comes to committment, you're definitely the old-fashioned type. You're a one-love person who's extremely dependable.

In Sagittarius, Mars often produces strong philosophic convictions. You're one to stand up & fight for any cause you believe in. The sense of justice is very strong. Your idealistic motives always seek to be improving society & those individuals in your immediate environment. You're an outspoken debater, often lacking diplomacy or appreciation of the opinions of opponents. Nonetheless, your ever-cheerful presence makes you welcome in any social gathering. For you it is unrestricted freedom at all cost. You're a person with a zest for adventure & having a good time. You have trouble sitting still for long, & you want to be on the move physically. Your irrepressible confidence & optimism usually gets you through tough times. You often succeed because you dont think much about failing. Mars in Sagittarius is not known for being particularly constant in love relationships. You approach sex as though it was a sport, & its hard to tie you down to one person. You may be afraid of serious love affairs & being "trapped" in a relationship. This is a position that really likes sex, but at times can be too bold or crude in asking for it. The negative of this position is a lack of endurance & consistency. Because your attention span is so short, & your interests are so many, you may start many projects, but often fail to finish them. And even when you do get finished, the work can be a little sloppy. You have a tendency to scatter your energies & try to take on too much at one time.

Jupiter in Pisces suggests that you are in some ways a good Samaritan type, wanting to help others in some quiet & unassuming way. You're more or less a behind the scenes player, not really wanting to be in the spotlight. You're easygoing, but at the same time sensitive. You dont possess much wordly ambition, but you're the type that doesnt ever seem to need much to be content. Mystical tendencies or emotional religious convictions often accompany this position. You tend to champion the underdog & may be too compassionate for your own good. You have a need for periodic seclusion.

Saturn in Cancer places a restriction on the show of emotions. You've a tendency to hide your inner thoughts & feelings; there is a self-protective coating where emotions are concerned. Home & family weigh heavily on you, & you may give up opportunities to respect these obligations. Family is both a bond & a burden. Often, there is a lack of closeness & warmth between family members. Positive inner action between you & your parents, or you & your children, can be cause for concern. You may love them very much, but it's difficult for you to show your feelings. There is an obligation of responsibiltiy associated with this placement that makes success in the outside world difficult to attain.

[cheeselova]

That didnt take as long as i though it would!

[emmap]

Blimey Cheese, that is spot on, thanks again for doing itx

[emmap]

The Venus in capricorn bit...spooky

[ladyshaniique08]

Cheese, my profile, just reminding you!

[cheeselova]

Here's one for Shani

The combination of your Sun in Leo & Moon in Libra produces a very independent, idealistic & romantic person. You have a warmhearted, almost sentimental approach to life. You're highly honourable & have a sense of your integrity. Conventional & traditional, you've a tolerant & logical approach to life, & a healthy respect for public opinion. As straightforward as you are, there's much that you dont reveal about yourself in a first meeting. You're a bit elusive & hard to pin down. You may know what people want of you, but your method is usually to put a good bit of thought in your actions & not always commit yourself too soon. People have respect for your opinion because it isnt the first one rendered & generally is well thought out & solidly founded. You're not one to go overboard or fall prey to any sort of extremes. Besides this capacity for clear, methodical thinking, you also may be blessed with a gift of creativity & imagination. Art & drama may appeal to you. There's much that is dramatic & appealing in your makeup. You can live almost independently, & the emotional depth necessary in relationships can be somewhat lacking in you at times. Complex emotionalism can cause you to retreat & become aloof. You're an avid observer of human nature, but not one ot want to get too deeply involved.

In Cancer, Mercury produces a mind that is intuitive. You're influenced more by an appeal to the senses, than by logic or common sense. Your thinking is regulated by deep-seated emotional patterns, many of which may be rooted deeply in your subconscious. Objective thinking is not easy for you because your biases seem to force you to make certain decisions & ignore facts that disagree with your internal initial judgement. Your memory is exceptional, especially for names, dates, & historical events. You have a deep appreciation of history & any artifact or relic of the past. Your answers to present day problems are frequently drawn from precedence & past events. You're influenced by those around you, by your early training, & the opinions of friends & family. You're very close to family, friends & even to country. Loyalty & patriotism run very deep in your nature. You seem to learn best by exposure to information via life experience, as if by osmosis. You're highly receptive to subliminal messages or subtle inferences that you receive. You're sensitive to other people, & you have some difficulty being with those who you sense to be in some way unfriendly to you. It may be hard to explain why you feel uncomfortable with someone but you do. You are a very sympathetic listener. Yet you have to be careful not to identify too closely with the problems of others & take on those problems as if they were your own.

In Gemini, Venus generates a need for a variety of experiences. You have a curiosity about people. You can become a social butterfly & a bit of a flirt. Open & friendly, your wit & conversational ability attract people with agile minds & keen intellects. Your restless & fickle nature inclines toward much travel & change of surroundings. A delightful sort of charm & expressiveness works well for you, if you can avoid a tendency to become a little bit superficial socially. You want to taste all that life has to offer. You find it especially hard to settle down to just one romantic relationship, preferring to make friends with everyone you meet. You have an excitable child-like attitude toward romance, approaching affairs with optimism & high-expectations. Yet encounters may be many & brief before you finally settle down. You're easily bored & it is hard to capture your romantic attention for long periods of time. Change & excitement is the spice of your love life, & a partner that doesnt understand this wont be around long. Mental stimulation the simple joy of being together is an absolute must for any relationship to have a chance of becoming permanent. If you marry too young or to someone who is possessive, you may have serious problems. Your partner must understand your need for variety in social matters. After you marry & settle down, you may still need a variety of friends & social contacts.

As one possessing Mars in Virgo, you're usually considered a very conscientious worker. Much of your energy goes into careful planning before you charge ahead on any project. When you do act, it's usually based on practical reasons, with every detail thought out. You're highly critical, & very exacting in all that you do. Painstaking & dedicated in your work, you may lack imagination & innovation, but never attention to detail. In the work place, you can be a difficult person because you are so particular about everything being done correctly. But indeed, you are the one that can be depended on to get the job done right. Virgo is associated with the health fields. Doctors, surgeons, nurses & social workers often have Mars placed here. You may be especially concerned with helping the sick & handicapped. Mars is not very passionate in Virgo. Your sex drive may be strong, but your willingness to express it can be somewhat weak. You also may be a little bit afraid of letting your passions loose, & can be critical of those that do. It's hard for you to get emotionally worked up over anything, but you can be very demanding of yourself & others. And, finally, you have to be careful not to become the classic workaholic for this is a real possibility with Mars in Virgo.

Jupiter in Libra denotes an especially strong sense of justice & moral principles. You are attracted to individuals sharing your idealistic views. You are very considerate of others & understand the principle of cooperation for solving problems & making progress. You are effective serving as a diplomat, a peace-maker, or in any assignment dealing with public relations. You're able to sway public opinion, winning others over to your way of thinking with your power of persuasion.

Saturn in Aquarius gives strong powers of concentration. Your thinking is both democratic & scientific. Your basically conservative attitudes notwithstanding, inventive & original approaches come easily to you, as well as abstract mathematics & symbolism. You may be inclined to work toward the betterment of society that is of some particular concern. You're a good friend, responsible, impartial & always loyal. Cool & collected, you're level-headed & stable. Yet you may find it hard to make friends & you probably get little support from those above you. Pride may make you a social loner.

[ladyshaniique08]

crikey! That's spot on, Cheese lD
I'm a social loner

[TheDaisy]

Could I have one done, please?
I'm going to PM you with what I *think* you need to do this *fingers crossed*

[jacqui]

Would you be kind enough to do me?
PM me what you need
Thank you in advance ;D

[cheeselova]

Right let's hope i dont get "thrown off" like i did yesterday & that i can get this typed & sent Fingers crossed

Daisydaze

Taurus rising produces a personality that is stable, graceful & harmonious. The nature of Taurus is affectionate, steadfast & loyal. You're an individual with very basic needs; food, sex, & a suitably luxurious place to live. This personality is passive & easygoing until pushed. Whe finally provoked, Taurus is stubborn & rigid, & can display an uncontrollable bull-like temper. The majority of the time, your manner is slow & reserved. You're never one to take big chances. All reactions to proposed changes are carefully considered, & there is often resistance. You're very possessive & fixed in your convictions. Your steady & dependable
methods insure that whatever project you undertake will be completed. Though dependable, you cannot be hurried, & you refuse to do anything at other than your regulated pace. You have a strong appreciation for the good things in life, & you never hesitate to indulge your desires. This is because Venus as ruler of Taurus, is the ruling planet in your chart. In a positive sense, Venus brings a high degree of diplomacy, tact & sociability. From a more negative perspective, it can show laziness & self-indulgence. The temptation for this rising sign is pleasure. Frequently, there is talent or at least strong interest in singing or speaking, natural Taurus attributes. Physically there's a tendency toward being heavy (prompted by both bone structure & the self-indulgence tendency) & very strong. You are apt to display a practical & pleasure-seeking approach to life that can be clearly defined as "down to earth".

Your Sun in Taurus & Moon in Capricorn produces a personality that's gentle & easygoing, unless in some way provoked. When you're asked to do something against your will, the nature of both signs is to resist with a great stubborness. Your makeup is strong & durable emotionally. You can handle stress & strain in your life & always emerge from a crisis in good shape. You're stable & decisive, & there's little that's frivolous or whimsical about you. You dont waste time daydreaming because you're just too practical. You may spend a good deal of time planning or putting things together, but you prefer to deal with tangible, matter-of-fact affairs that lend themselves well to your close scrutiny & critical analysis. You're a dependable person to whom others bring problems or projects & count on for help. You enjoy a sense of responsibility, perhaps even more than the recognition or power that usually accompanies authority. Security is of the utmost importance to you. You dont necessarily want wealth, but security of home, position & a degree of prestige are all important. You're a proud person, with a strong sense of your own worth, which you like to see manifest in the material things in your world...your accomplishments or your surroundings. You ahve much executive talent because of your down-to-earth way of approaching problems, & your keen understanding of human nature.

In Taurus, Mercury produces a mind that is patient & practical. Your thinking is often conservative, & your thought processes are fixed & stable. You're more apt to learn from experiences than from formal training. Your powers of concentration are outstanding. Thinking & decision-making is based upon that which is practical, material & surrounded by common sense. You're slow to form opinions because you put much thought into questions before you render an answer, & you dont like to be rushed in this. You may excel in handling financial matters, for you're very dependable in managing money. You have a shrewd business mind & a natural inclination toward management of resources. Often this position marks a degree of mental stubborness & steadfastness. Once you've made up your mind, you dont like to change it or hear different arguments & ideas. In extreme cases you may ignore obvious conclusions that differ from your initial decision.


Wirh Venus in Aries, you have an assertive self-expression in romantic situations. Cheerful & positive, you can package yourself well. As one who's outging & full of enthusiasm, you're great in social situations. You're fun & exciting, & to more timid souls, a bit overwhelming. Outgoing, affectionate, & sometimes flirtatious, you become competitive in seeking the affections of others. Romantic involvement is like a competition to be won, & you're not a particularly good loser. Easily aroused, you have an instinct for romantic challenge & conquest. You're direct & aggressive in love endeavours. You have a dangerous tendency to fall in love at first sight, or at least quicker than most people. Yet, you can be somewhat impulsive & unstable where long term romance is concerned. You dont take enough time to make long range plans or for truly needed practical considerations. Not surprisingly, early marriages are common with Venus in Aries.

With Mars in Cancer you express your energies in a very emotional fashion. There is a cautious side & much defensiveness in your nature. While being very protective of your "turf", you're never too assertive or demanding. In your work, you rarely compromise your views, & prefer working independently, & in control of affairs. You are ambitious, & a hard worker. Since you're not, by nature, an aggressive person, you pursue your desires in a round-about or start-stop manner. You frequently change your direction & goals. You strive fro security, & a good deal of your energy goes into this effort. In this regard, you're fiercely protective of family, co-workers, organisations, or to whatever you devote yourself. Because of these strong moods & feelings, you're a very sexual & sensual person. You're also very loyal in relationships, & certainly demanding of the same from your partner. Infidelity threatens your sense of security, & is therefore unacceptable. There's an intensity of these emotions that often results in moodiness & discord in your domestic relations. Your digestion is strongly affected by your moods & feelings. With energies tied to feelings, you're prone to become very angry inside. If this anger is suppressed it can result in ulcers & stomach upset.

Jupiter in Taurus indicated a stable & beneficial use of money & resources. You feel that the accumulation of wealth is important to provide the high standard of living that you so desire. You have an appetite for the best of everything, especially food; you have gourmet tastes, & the finest of luxurious surroundings your means can afford. Since you can usually attract the assets you need, you tend to live quite well. In business you're steady & patient. You can see things on a large scale & bring them to fruition. A little on the stubborn side, you dont like being pushed or directed. You're very conservative & orthodox in your views.

Saturn in Cancer places a restriction on the show of emotions. You have a tendency to hide your inner thoughts & feelings; there's a self-protective coating where emotions are concerned. Home & family weigh heavily on you, & you may give up opportunities to respect these obligations. Family is both a bond & a burden. Often, there's lack of closeness & warmth between family members. You may love them very much, but it's difficult for you to show your feelings. There's an obligation of responsibilty associated with this placement that makes success in the outside world difficult to attain.

[TheDaisy]

Thank you Cheese I'd say that was about 95% accurate - scaree......

[eggduelkicks]

would you be able to do mine? or direct me where i could get mine