Introducing the Stig

[stigalicious]

For those of you who are members of the Top Gear fan club on Facebook, you'll have played this, but I thought I'd see if we could beat it. I've had a look around to see if its anywhere else on the site, but I cant see it so if it is and I have missed it please forgive me!

Basically, best introduction to the Stig you can possibly make up. Ill have some goes.

Some say he's the love child of a stormtrooper and Bob Anderson, and that his suit makes him bulletproof. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say he has extra eyes in the back of his helmet and that if you spin him really fast he transforms into a racing car. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say if you say his name three times, he appears in your mirror and that he can communicate telepathically with pigeons. All we know if that hes called the Stig.

[lymaze]

I'm rubbish at thinking this stuff up. Maybe after a few drinks I might come up with something.

[Sloopy]

Great idea - but again I'm only good with this sort of thing after several barrel-loads. ;D

[mansonmaniac]

I just found a really funny on on the internet.

"Some say that he speaks through his knees, and that he drinks bottled water in cans... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

;D That made me laugh

[wildcathammondette]

lol that's a good one

[stigalicious]

Some say he is fluent in 20 languages including Martian and that his mother was a Honda engine. All we know is he's called the Stig.

[mansonmaniac]

I thought of a really stupid one when I was offline, I came up with this...

"Some say he shaves his helmet daily to remove his long locks of ginger hair, and that he is one with the haggis...all we know is, he's not the Stig...but he is the Stig's Scottish cousin"

I tried..... lol ;D

[Vixen]

LMAO! I love it! ;D

[Doofey]

These are great! Wish I had that kind of imagination.

[wildcathammondette]

"Some say that he's got square eyes and that he collects rhino figurines, all we know is that he is called the Stig"

[stigalicious]

Random one WCH!!! Love it! Come folk, join in the madness!

[Doofey]

Ok here goes...

"Some say he likes to keep rocks as pets and he smells strongly of cabbage. All we know is that he's called the Stig!"

[stigalicious]

oh my!
Some say he shares 89% of his genetics with a Ferrari and that he is allergic to snow. All we know is hes called the Stig.