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eshalda X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 3,412	Funny Number Plates Nov 6, 2010 13:25:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eshalda on Nov 6, 2010 13:25:42 GMT I was amused this morning while driving behind a learner driver in a driving school car. Just above the number plate it read: 'Fisher Drving School. Crash course specialsts.'

SiljeMari Smutty Mayhemer "His head wobbles, look!!" Posts: 233	Funny Number Plates Feb 28, 2011 3:11:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SiljeMari on Feb 28, 2011 3:11:28 GMT I saw this one in Paris in 2009.. Syk means sick in Norwegian Not so funny though, but I couldn't resist posting it
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Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Funny Number Plates Feb 28, 2011 19:01:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Feb 28, 2011 19:01:19 GMT Spotted in Sainsbury's car park ;D
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devil-may-care X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 6,357	Funny Number Plates Apr 1, 2011 17:38:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by devil-may-care on Apr 1, 2011 17:38:49 GMT It's not really a "funny" plate, just a very long way from home. Almost 8000 miles from home!!
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dit X-Rated Mayhemer I used to be Snow White, but I drifted Posts: 8,995	Funny Number Plates Apr 1, 2011 21:07:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dit on Apr 1, 2011 21:07:18 GMT A few days ago I saw BI6 EAR. Don't know where Noddy was!
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dit X-Rated Mayhemer I used to be Snow White, but I drifted Posts: 8,995	Funny Number Plates May 7, 2011 10:57:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dit on May 7, 2011 10:57:28 GMT I've now also seen BI6 ED - who would put that on? (A man, obviously) A friend has sent me this, which made me smile.
	“Here comes that man again, a car crash in my psyche…..” (Kirsty MacColl)

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	Funny Number Plates May 7, 2011 11:00:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on May 7, 2011 11:00:58 GMT A divorce settlement, I wonder... ;D Brilliant!
	On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine

From Afar X-Rated Mayhemer Smile brightly and the world will smile with you! Posts: 3,969	Funny Number Plates May 7, 2011 12:25:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by From Afar on May 7, 2011 12:25:08 GMT Class! ;D
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devil-may-care X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 6,357	Funny Number Plates May 7, 2011 14:26:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by devil-may-care on May 7, 2011 14:26:07 GMT Maybe when the registration comes due, she can change it to "Now Mine" ;D ;D
	"I'm a little tea pot, Short and stout. Here is my handle, Here is my- Oh bugger, I'm a sugar bowl!" -Stephen Fry Minimum work, maximum James! (courtesy of Wen3110)

liverbird Obscene Mayhemer Come 'ead, eh! eh! eh! Posts: 1,298	Funny Number Plates May 9, 2011 14:59:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by liverbird on May 9, 2011 14:59:20 GMT I saw a grey lambo yesterday with.... WEB BOY Was it Spiderman or an IT techy-bod? He must've been really pee'd off that a middle-aged woman driving an estate wouldn't let him shoot through. Mwahahaha!
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Funny Number Plates May 25, 2011 19:49:12 GMT

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Post by TheDaisy on May 25, 2011 19:49:12 GMT

Seen yesterday afternoon - P11NNK.

Yes, it was attached to a very eyemeltingly pink new Fiat 500 ;D and, I suspect, driven by a girl. I couldn't tell, as I was travelling behind it. Even the non talkative taxi driver was amused by it.

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devil-may-care X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 6,357	Funny Number Plates Jun 8, 2011 16:07:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by devil-may-care on Jun 8, 2011 16:07:09 GMT Not a number plate, but truly funny!! ;D ;D Wife doesn't seem pleased with husband's affair! jalopnik.com/5809387/
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jacqui X-Rated Mayhemer A look that time can't erase Posts: 9,837	Funny Number Plates Jun 8, 2011 18:47:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jacqui on Jun 8, 2011 18:47:01 GMT Love it ;D ;D
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eolise Guest	Funny Number Plates Jun 9, 2011 8:04:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by eolise on Jun 9, 2011 8:04:52 GMT DMC, hillarious ;D !! Found this one on the Internet. The first three letters, the "K" "U" and "T". It's a German lisence plate, but the photographer must have been Dutch, as KUT stands for... ermm, well, the English ugly word for girl thingy.
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xjsarah X-Rated Mayhemer "The engine is the heart of an aeroplane, but the pilot is its soul." Posts: 7,846	Funny Number Plates Dec 18, 2011 20:28:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xjsarah on Dec 18, 2011 20:28:41 GMT Earlier today, my OH and I saw a car with the number plate DEL 3OY. Lovely jubbly! ;D
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rx7 Smutty Mayhemer Novice Mayhemer Posts: 336	Funny Number Plates Jan 3, 2012 19:51:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rx7 on Jan 3, 2012 19:51:34 GMT I saw one once that said SOYTENLY-must be a 3 stooges fan!
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Mayfayre X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 5,989	Funny Number Plates Jan 12, 2012 20:19:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mayfayre on Jan 12, 2012 20:19:36 GMT Not so much funny as appropriate!

eolise Guest	Funny Number Plates Jan 12, 2012 20:33:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by eolise on Jan 12, 2012 20:33:39 GMT LOL ;D ;D yea, that fits the car!

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Funny Number Plates Jan 13, 2012 7:00:03 GMT

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Post by ElerVim on Jan 13, 2012 7:00:03 GMT

Saw this around town and sent it in to James. Thought he might get a kick out of it. The plate says "ILV2MTR". Please ignore my beanie baby Francis on the dashboard.

I also found this while I was walking up to get my lunch. It says "OMNOMNM", essentially, "om nom nom."

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louize Smutty Mayhemer A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference - Winnie The Pooh Posts: 479	Funny Number Plates Mar 17, 2012 14:24:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by louize on Mar 17, 2012 14:24:34 GMT A Peugot I took a photo of a couple a years ago. I apologize for the poor quality. And a Volvo 850.

mikesw17 Mayhemer Posts: 1	Funny Number Plates Oct 25, 2012 6:28:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mikesw17 on Oct 25, 2012 6:28:38 GMT Seen in Chelsea, London. A German(?) Plate FU•CK 101

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Funny Number Plates Dec 11, 2012 21:33:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2012 21:33:38 GMT Saw a pickup truck with West Virginia number plates, with the letters BOLLOX. There was a Union Jack and UK bumper stickers prominently displayed.

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Funny Number Plates Jun 13, 2014 3:42:39 GMT via mobile

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Post by Reneeisxena on Jun 13, 2014 3:42:39 GMT

Several years ago my friend, Faye, got a cute frame for her plate. It read: so many men, so little time. We all thought it was funny, but it got really funny when she had to get a new plate. Now she did NOT request this but it read LVS 784. Together it read: so many men, so little time; LVS 784. We laughed every time she drove it. By the way, the car was a 4x4 ford truck of some kind.

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