Rhapsody
Filthy Mayhemer
Someone get her off me...
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Post by Rhapsody on Nov 13, 2008 12:40:29 GMT
Hangers. They multiply in the bottom of the ironing basket and lurk in gangs all over the kitchen. Then when they see me iron a shirt they run away and hide. I can hear them laughing.
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 13, 2008 15:28:27 GMT
The treacly internet connection & the firewall at work that between them won't let me do anything!
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Post by Shortie on Nov 13, 2008 16:37:19 GMT
I have always felt that hangers are a Malign Intelligence and they hate mankind. Even if there are only two of them, and those two are on opposite sides of the room, they will tangle together as soon as you go to pick one up. |
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Post by Liz on Nov 13, 2008 16:51:59 GMT
I have always felt that hangers are a Malign Intelligence and they hate mankind. Even if there are only two of them, and those two are on opposite sides of the room, they will tangle together as soon as you go to pick one up. And also paperclips...  |
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 13, 2008 16:59:06 GMT
Especially giant paperclips - that's what Boss uses as "To Do" markers. |
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 13, 2008 17:03:23 GMT
And that Office Assistant paperclip thing in MS Office. It's a pain in the bum, and I don't need it constantly popping up, tapping my screen and saying "It looks like you're writing a letter!" or whatever it is I'm patently NOT doing at any given time.
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Post by Shortie on Nov 13, 2008 17:07:25 GMT
And that Office Assistant paperclip thing in MS Office. It's a pain in the bum, and I don't need it constantly popping up, tapping my screen and saying "It looks like you're writing a letter!" or whatever it is I'm patently NOT doing at any given time. You can turn that paperclip off, though, but I've forgotten how. If I knew how to turn off the thing that changes any date I type into American I would, it enrages me every time! |
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 13, 2008 17:10:53 GMT
I always try to turn as much auto stuff off as I can in anything Microsoft, but it has a way of turning itself back on again and then I've probably forgotten how to get rid of it again. Grrrr.
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 13, 2008 18:45:01 GMT
I've got around the paperclip problem by not using MS Office if I can help it  But when I do use it, I make sure he's properly dedded before I begin *evil* |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2008 18:49:20 GMT
A running nose for no reason whatsoever. It just won't stop.  |
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Post by maureen on Nov 13, 2008 19:09:33 GMT
Customers who expect you to jump at a moment's notice for them, but who ignore you completely when you need something from them.
Horrid comment posters. Daily Mail. Anyone who disses TG.
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Post by Vixen on Nov 13, 2008 19:15:56 GMT
November Beaver
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Post by emmap on Nov 13, 2008 19:19:49 GMT
My eldest child who has morphed into Kevin The Teenager this past week.
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Post by maureen on Nov 13, 2008 19:22:19 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2008 19:25:09 GMT
I concur |
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Post by xjsarah on Nov 14, 2008 0:53:46 GMT
Casino punters.  |
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Post by Shazzybabes on Nov 14, 2008 7:01:18 GMT
Cramp, very painful leg cramp to be honest, HATE THEM.
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 14, 2008 8:56:33 GMT
For those of you who want to put hangers in here, don't. Send them to John Otway instead. He uses them in his show in the same way Madonna uses a hands free mic... LinkOf course they don't work especially well, even with 2 taped together! |
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Post by wildcathammondette on Nov 14, 2008 9:00:04 GMT
people reading newspapers on the early morning train who make that much noise it's rather sounds that they are in a paper war rather than merely reading the paper..........
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Post by emmap on Nov 14, 2008 11:16:40 GMT
Toothache
Owwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 14, 2008 11:25:33 GMT
People *read, TOH* who leave one sheet of paper on the roll in the toilet, rather than put a new roll on the holder, just because the old roll 'isn't finished'.
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Post by emmap on Nov 14, 2008 11:29:17 GMT
People *read, TOH* who leave one sheet of paper on the roll in the toilet, rather than put a new roll on the holder, just because the old roll 'isn't finished'. Have to agree with you on that one! Especially when they don't put the used ones in the bloody bin! It's not hard y'know!!!! |
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 14, 2008 11:30:11 GMT
Well, it must be, because he DOESN'T EVER DO IT! Gaaaaaaah.  |
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Post by emmap on Nov 14, 2008 11:38:15 GMT
Must be such a difficult task to undertake, it's soo strenuous isn't it?
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 14, 2008 11:49:21 GMT
Oh yes. Like putting the seat back down after he's finished in there.
;D
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 14, 2008 11:55:32 GMT
"How many men does it take to change the toilet roll?"
"Don't know, it's never happened!"
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Post by emmap on Nov 14, 2008 11:56:20 GMT
;D
It's not rocket science is it?
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 14, 2008 12:00:40 GMT
I would guess he's never had the shock of sitting down on cold porcelain in the middle of the night before.........he will one day....when I take the seat off before I go to bed one night ;D
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Post by emmap on Nov 14, 2008 12:06:45 GMT
*Hands Daisy a screwdriver*
Go on do it!!!
I DARE you (You can always say Em told you to do it) ;D
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Post by TheDaisy on Nov 14, 2008 14:39:43 GMT
Telesales people.
I had LITERALLY just put some hand cream on, and the phone rings. Phone is now all slimey.
Gah.
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But when I do use it, I make sure he's properly dedded before I begin *evil*
