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Post by wildcathammondette on Dec 11, 2008 13:25:31 GMT
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Post by wildcathammondette on Dec 11, 2008 13:29:47 GMT
 Alternative car names AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented. BMW-Big Money Works. * Brutal Money Waster. * Bimbette Motor Weapon. * Break My Window. FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. *Fix It All the Time. *Fix it again, Tony! FORD - First On Recall Day. *Fixed Or Repaired Daily. *First On Rust and Deterioration. *Fix Or Repair Daily. *Found On Road, Dead. *Fast Only Rolling Downhill. *Found On Russian Dump. GM- General Maintenance. * Great Mistake. * GMC- Garage Man's Companion. * Got A Mechanic Coming?. HONDA - Had One Never Did Again. HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along. SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back. *Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. *Sorry Arsed Auto Builders. TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto. VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. *Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners. VW-Virtually Worthless. |
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Post by wildcathammondette on Dec 11, 2008 13:31:45 GMT
The ten commandments
1. Thou shalt not read thy paper on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's car nor his garage, nor his battery charger.
3. Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors except for the wife's Toyota.
4. Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking that thee is taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going out to look at another car.
5. Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy wife and children.
6. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbour's Skoda, nor his Lada, nor even his 74 Capri.
7. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.
8. Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition for the house and then use it to store cars.
9. Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to get married during the car show season.
10. Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.
NEW KIND OF CAR
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.
"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car."
his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Porsche, tyres from a Mercedes, seats from a
TVR, and chassis from a Lotus and, well, you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"
"Ten years in prison."
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Post by wildcathammondette on Dec 11, 2008 13:35:37 GMT
  go on add yer own! |
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Post by dutchdiva on Dec 11, 2008 18:15:58 GMT
look who had a busy day at the office ;D. I love the alternative car names ;D
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Post by wildcathammondette on Dec 11, 2008 18:45:43 GMT
 very busy indeedy! |
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Post by Wyvern on Dec 11, 2008 23:03:05 GMT
I described BMW drivers as "Brash Motoring W*nkers" on the TG website last year. It obviously went down well, the site was fully modded then but it got through  |
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Post by wildcathammondette on Dec 24, 2008 13:00:39 GMT
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very busy indeedy!
