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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2008 21:09:00 GMT
Add your definitions related to anything TG/James/Jeremy/Richard EDIT : clarification  ;d And I'm going to add, see eclair's post below, y'know the terms we use or we could use on this board, making it our own ;D |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Dec 21, 2008 21:52:57 GMT
Can this be for any of the guys and TG?
Clarksonism - Normal word with the suffix 'tist' or 'ist' added to the end of it. Unique to Jeremy Clarkson. Examples - Golfist (someone who plays golf), Vegetableist (someone who is a vegetarian).
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Post by maureen on Dec 21, 2008 21:54:22 GMT
Leanial means when a cutie (albeit gorgeous man, cute little kid, or cute little animal) has his head leaning all the way over on one side or the other. Oftentimes, it's accompanied by one of these facial expressions: coy, curious, confused, or just utterly cute.
(Taken from another thread that I posted in earlier)
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Post by stigalicious on Dec 21, 2008 22:02:24 GMT
Mayism:
A phrase, saying, quote commonly used by James May (ie. flaming Nora, God in heaven, 'up the chuff')
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Post by Wyvern on Dec 21, 2008 22:06:49 GMT
Claksonism:
'Trumpet' - meaning 'rear end'. As in 'that bloke's right up my trumpet'.
'Arse of Magnificence' - Dr Clarkson's Delectable, Denim-clad Rump. Especially when bending over, or otherwise displaying for the camera.
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Post by Wyvern on Dec 21, 2008 22:08:46 GMT
Hammondism:
'Soz' - meaning 'sorry'. Accompanied by exaggerated embarrassed grin, puppydog eyes and an attempt to retract the head into the shoulders.
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2008 22:10:12 GMT
Great idea ;D - we really do need this with the growth of the board, and newbies not knowing what we are talking about  . My additions (first one a bit obvious y'know but read on ): JMB / TJMB - James May Board and/or The James May Board (because when we named it we put in the "The"...and I'm a bit weird about it...I think cos I've worked in places called "The..... ", where I was told to pronounce the "The") Most peeps call it JMB... trails off....BHB - Boofy Haired Buffoon - affectionate (or not) term for Jezza Wazza - Slang name for Warren Brown, TG Australia Presenter |
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Post by Wyvern on Dec 21, 2008 22:11:52 GMT
'Uke' - Ukelele, instrument played by Wazza, as well as TJMB's own Glam.
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2008 22:17:28 GMT
Ostrich -  ...erm...something to do with The Honourable Mr Wilman  (Andy Wilman, Executive Producer of Top Gear) This is on an open thread isn't it ?  ;D Thats all the explanation I can give for now then! 
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Post by beckstar on Dec 21, 2008 22:20:34 GMT
Coat of Sex (Jeremy): Long black wool coat worn by Jeremy in the WWII programme and in Who Do You Think You Are
Coat of Sex (James): Long brown wool coat worn by James in the Communist Cars segment of Top Gear series 12
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2008 23:18:24 GMT
'Uke' - Ukelele, instrument played by Wazza, as well as TJMB's own Glam. woo I am part of a defintion! I have finally made it  |
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Post by Puss on Dec 21, 2008 23:21:34 GMT
Speaking of coats... Lew's Fur Coat. Noun (loose. fer. kote) The now legendary piece of clothing worn by Lew at a JM book signing earlier this year and favoured by James. Since it first appeared in January, it has had several starring roles in fan fiction (see: A Trip to the Lakes) and become synonymous with the phrase "Fur coat and no knickers" ;D |
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Post by Doofey on Dec 22, 2008 0:13:05 GMT
Cardy see cardigan.
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Post by inky on Dec 22, 2008 0:15:08 GMT
Us Yorkshire folk have worn cardies for years |
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Post by maureen on Dec 22, 2008 9:46:31 GMT
Mayism: A phrase, saying, quote commonly used by James May (ie. flaming Nora, God in heaven, 'up the chuff') Also, any noun or verb that you add a y to the end of to create a new adjective as only James does best.  |
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Post by maureen on Dec 22, 2008 12:08:57 GMT
This definition was done by Stigalicious on a different thread, but she said I could post it here, so James, if you're lurking, this is what it means, love. The Oxford Dictionary defines leanage:
Leanage
–noun inclination; tendency: strong literary leanings.
Origin: bef. 1000; ME leninge, OE hlining. See lean 1 , -ing 1
Leanage is a recognised art form more commonly displayed in the male species (see James May, Top Gear, 'wine poncing')
Used to flirt on a subconcious level and in such a way that causes momentary unconciousness in the opposite sex (see 'thudding')
First demonstrated on the car show 'Top Gear', it is a signiture move of presenter James May (aka Captain Slow) The move has it's own fan following (see 'lean lovers')
The government is due to release a health and safety warning in regards to 'leanage' outlining the danger to observers and fans. |
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Post by Vixen on Dec 22, 2008 20:34:54 GMT
Clarksonitis: Any injury i.e hip, back, parking brake up yer trumpet; That Jeremy may have/has had/will have.
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Post by ulstermayniac on Dec 24, 2008 19:58:22 GMT
I am all of those but only known by the first and third ones. Stigette - Someone who lusts after and desires TGs Stig and his lovely bottom. |
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Post by stigalicious on Jan 19, 2009 23:17:17 GMT
Sweepage:
The action of a certain Mr May to remove hair from his view!
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Post by mansonmaniac on Apr 17, 2009 16:07:50 GMT
Plastisized:
A word used to describe someone that has had some sort of cosmetic surgery aka, Rupert Everett
example..
"Oh my god, Rupert Everett's been plastisized!"
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Post by lew on Jun 4, 2009 8:19:32 GMT
Sorry having a tidy around....... bfs = the blue flowery shirt
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Post by lew on Jun 4, 2009 16:37:16 GMT
Yellow car ly's favourite place on the other board a place of retreat seeing as Jezza/BHB was in the hot seat or for eclair a place too far. the thong remember all members of the old board ;D even as our man regrets the day he did that, we remember with fond memories
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Post by maureen on Jul 8, 2009 14:57:32 GMT
Lumpy Yawn - To Vomit.
Jeremy's new word from last week when he was worried about his dog passenger throwing up on the small car challenge. Still cracks me up. ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jul 8, 2009 15:11:54 GMT
That is a good one!!
Can I add two words?
The first word is fizzog. Jeremy said that once on TG when he was referring to his face, I had never heard that before!
The second word is Pilock. James says that a lot. Is it a common word in England? I have never heard it being used here at all! It makes me laugh!
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Post by jacqui on Jul 8, 2009 15:20:47 GMT
Lumpy Yawn - To Vomit. Jeremy's new word from last week when he was worried about his dog passenger throwing up on the small car challenge. Still cracks me up. ;D oh god i'm thick  - wondered what that menat - thanks Mojo ;D |
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Post by Maid of Astolat on Jul 8, 2009 17:23:09 GMT
UM - fizzog and pillock are two commonly used words here in Derbyshire.
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jul 8, 2009 17:44:19 GMT
Ah. Thanks. |
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Post by eshalda on Jul 8, 2009 19:44:38 GMT
And in Yorkshire too.
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Post by Vixen on Jul 9, 2009 11:22:49 GMT
And here
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jul 9, 2009 12:55:06 GMT
I will have to try and think of an Ulsterism, but I daresay it wouldn't have been said on TG! |
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I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
- wondered what that menat - thanks Mojo ;D
I love a man who can handle a gun 
