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Post by lew on Jul 9, 2009 14:04:32 GMT
Very interesting, though rather than TGism (sp) could it be just our terms...ie the BFS this is a boardism
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Post by lew on Aug 28, 2009 12:48:47 GMT
Term "The House" means James's house in the country where various women or the harem reside (ie board members) ;D OK then better explain more  .....The House was a subject for many a fiction especially those writers called fussycat, ly, ink and cheese, puss, oh and banned erm god I need to remember, do add if I've left you out     It was a bit of fun, though if I remember ly had most with Jezza nothing naughty (well y'know ), and a lot of great British comedy and innuendo ;D.....so when I see harem, I'm sure you get the picture ;D So any of you ladies, and actually kass did an excellent one thanks we really should start this again.....and please if I've forgotten to add you please, please let me know I'll add you to the list And for some strange reason, ink did all the cooking and cleaning ;D Oops better add, that this place doesn't exist.....honest not even in Totnes ;D......just totally in the land of lala and all that ;D |
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Post by inky on Aug 28, 2009 13:03:15 GMT
The harlots errr harem house in the country I think there is only W.O.T.W left on the fics thread  |
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Post by brycegold on Aug 28, 2009 21:21:31 GMT
Thanks for the explaination Lew, I am sure I can conjure up some fictional thoughts as to what happens in the House in the Country. Now let me see ........... Once upon a time there was a guy called James ................ |
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Post by chariset on Aug 28, 2009 22:00:34 GMT
Jaaaaaaag: A car driven by someone who is a bit of a cad, aka a Jaguar
Hamster: Small British mammal which eats cardboard and is capable of speeds up to 313 mph.
Power (also poowwweeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr): A mystical incantation which, when recited, makes a car go faster
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Post by lew on Aug 28, 2009 22:35:08 GMT
Thanks for the explaination Lew, I am sure I can conjure up some fictional thoughts as to what happens in the House in the Country. Now let me see ........... Once upon a time there was a guy called James ................ That's it bryce.......carry on ;D |
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Post by Vixen on Sept 2, 2009 11:52:57 GMT
I think Manny's stories tended to revolve around The House a lot, too! ;D
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Post by lew on Sept 2, 2009 20:14:59 GMT
And manny too ;D, thanks vix for the kick. Sorry manny |
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Post by flyslip on Jul 12, 2010 1:25:33 GMT
Now, if someone could give me the definition of "sthingy" and "sblack personed" I'd be ecstatic!
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Post by dit on Jul 12, 2010 6:07:16 GMT
It's a self-censoring system the proboards use, which can get very silly. It detects what it thinks is an offensive word and changes it to something innocuous. I could see where sblackperson came from (sni*gger) but sthingy defeated me until I checked the Urban Dictionary and found out that po*on is a rude word for a lady's bits in some parts of America, so obviously spo*on is totally unacceptable!
It's a funny old world!
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Post by flyslip on Jul 12, 2010 6:22:18 GMT
Thankyou, dit! That explains a lot. As thanks, have a motivational poster:  (I know, it really belongs in the thread for those things, but I was inspired to make it in the first place, by this thread, so that's why I thought I'd post it here first.)  |
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Nov 27, 2010 11:24:09 GMT
I saw this and thought of you ladies! Maybe this definition will help you understand.
ýUndersteer is when you hit the fence with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the fence. Torque is how far you take the fence with you
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Post by dit on Nov 27, 2010 11:27:28 GMT
Yep, made me laugh!
(Though I understood before!)
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Nov 27, 2010 11:29:08 GMT
Yep, made me laugh! (Though I understood before!) its nice to know there are some knowledgeable ladies out there! Now - the offside rule! ;D |
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Post by dit on Nov 27, 2010 11:40:14 GMT
Is that a football thing?
(My lifetime mantra when anyone mentions anything to do with men running round a field kicking balls!)
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Post by devil-may-care on Nov 27, 2010 14:32:54 GMT
Perhaps the mantra should be, "Is that a ball thing?" ;D Somehow it makes them sound even sillier for chasing after a ball with a bunch of other men! ;D ;D I don't mind football (soccer) but I can't stand American football. So I tend to ask the same questions when guys or even girls I know start spouting off about it. ;D |
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 27, 2010 15:16:37 GMT
I saw this and thought of you ladies! Maybe this definition will help you understand. ýUndersteer is when you hit the fence with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the fence. Torque is how far you take the fence with you If only I'd had that concise explanation available when I was trying to describe torque and horsepower in the pub the other day. As far as I can tell, understeer is that thing when you try to turn a corner and collide with the house opposite the junction instead. Oversteer's that thing I really like because it makes me laugh, but not on the road because that would be bad. The Richard Hammond definition of oversteer and understeer: "Understeer works like this: you drive down the road, you turn the wheel, but the car goes straight on, crashes into a tree and you die. Oversteer works like this: you drive down the same bit of road, you turn the wheel, but the back of the car comes round like this and you go off the road, crash into a tree and you die. Now, oversteer is best because you don't see the tree that kills you." |
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Post by jacqui on Nov 27, 2010 16:41:57 GMT
I saw this and thought of you ladies! Maybe this definition will help you understand. ýUndersteer is when you hit the fence with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the fence. Torque is how far you take the fence with you LOL ;D No that I can remember ;D |
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Nov 29, 2010 16:58:38 GMT
understeer is when you go turn but go straight on and hit the curb with your front wheel, and oversteer is when you turn but smack the curb with the rear wheel!
oops - I know its bad, but great fun! (so long as said wheel isnt bent!)
(there, that should do it)
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Post by rx7 on Jan 20, 2012 1:11:45 GMT
OMG, lumpy yawn! My family refers to it as the technicolor yawn, blowing chunks, and a whole 'nother bunch of adjectives I wouldn't dare talk about on a public board!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 4:20:04 GMT
I don't think anyone has ventured into the realm of the TG words for *ahem* gentlemen's private parts:
*plums--used by Clarkson
*wedding vegetables--I nearly blew tea through my nose when I heard James say this
*gentleman's region--another Mayism
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Post by adrianmay on Jun 12, 2012 6:48:57 GMT
Clarkson is good at them, isn't he?
I think my fav. is "Lady Garden". Sounds like pervy Victorian poetry.
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Post by FizzyLogician on Jun 12, 2012 14:25:19 GMT
Don't forget "gentleman's sausage", as well as all the wordplay on "gentlemen's relish."
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Post by amie8 on Jun 12, 2012 16:36:56 GMT
He's used "pods" as well, when The Stig was about to jet-ski his way off the ski-jump ramp.
It's not a jet ski, is it? You know what I mean...
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.....The House was a subject for many a fiction especially those writers called fussycat, ly, ink and cheese, puss, oh and banned erm god I need to remember, do add if I've left you out 
It was a bit of fun, though if I remember ly had most with Jezza 
I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
I love a man who can handle a gun 
