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Post by RedMoon11 on Oct 31, 2017 6:32:25 GMT
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Post by RedMoon11 on Nov 6, 2017 6:16:42 GMT
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Post by RedMoon11 on Nov 11, 2017 7:58:49 GMT
Was suicide right end for MP Carl’s ‘crimes’? Perhaps his accusers will stand up and say
I hope that those who made the allegations against him are now brave enough to come from behind their cloak of anonymity and tell us whether they think that Carl Sargeant's death is a fitting punishment whatever it was they say he’s done By Jeremy Clarkson 11th November 2017 www.thesun.co.uk/news/4891002/suicide-mp-carl-sargeant-crimes-clarkson/
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Post by RedMoon11 on Dec 2, 2017 11:13:05 GMT
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Post by RedMoon11 on Dec 2, 2017 11:15:00 GMT
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Post by RedMoon11 on Dec 2, 2017 11:39:50 GMT
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Post by RedMoon11 on Dec 16, 2017 10:23:00 GMT
Brits deserve to know if Prince Philip cheated on the Queen… but not yet
While The Sun columnist is a big fan of Netflix show The Crown, he can't help feeling the royal family's personal lives should not be used for entertainment purposes while they are alive
By Jeremy Clarkson, Sun Columnist 16th December 2017 www.thesun.co.uk/news/5150575/the-crown-netflix-orince-philip-cheat-affair/
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Post by RedMoon11 on Dec 15, 2018 8:41:42 GMT
Let’s have some rational thinking about bacon sandwiches — and leave out LETTUCE, avocado and healthier bread
I bought a bacon sandwich the other day and it had lettuce in it and traces of avocado — I’d rather eat Ed Miliband, writes Jeremy Clarkson
By Jeremy Clarkson, Sun Columnist
15th December 2018
IN these difficult and uncertain times, there is one question that needs asking more than any other.
It’s this. Why can’t people make decent bacon sandwiches any more?
I’d rather eat Ed Miliband than a bacon sandwich with brown bread and lettuce, writes Jeremy Clarkson
I bought one the other day and it had lettuce in it. Lettuce, for God’s sake.
Lettuce is for rabbits and goats, not a fully grown man who needs something after a big night to soak up all the sick.
There were also traces of avocado, which I know is treated as a foodstuff by silly, thin women in London. But me? I’d rather eat Ed Miliband.
To make matters even worse, the bread was brown. Brown!! And not just brown but littered with seeds and kernels of God knows what.
Someone had got it into their heads that the bacon sandwich is some kind of health thing, and it isn’t. It’s designed to cure the curse of vegetarianism, not ease us all into it.
And things are no better at the other end of the spectrum. At a greasy sthingy café last week, they gave me a bacon sarnie — and it was, like, £2.50 — filled with an inch of freezing cold margarine and two tiny specks of even colder bacon.
And then, a few days later, at a roadside tea and Bovril spot for truckers, they sold me one made from a bun.
I don’t want a bloody bun. The bread is simply there to keep the grease off my fingers. A bun is for throwing at your team-mates when you’re on a rugby tour. It’s not for eating.
Messing with the recipe for a bacon sandwich is like messing with the recipe for tomato ketchup. You can’t.
Heinz is how it should be. And anyone who thinks they can do better is an idiot. It’s the same story with brown sauce. There’s HP, and that’s it.
A bacon sandwich is made from sliced, white, untoasted, bread, into which the warm butter and grease can soak. And you should not be shy with the meat. Ram it full then add another slice for good measure. And that’s it.
Then you wash it down with a Bloody Mary which has no sherry in it. Or horseradish. Or celery. Clear?
By the way, if you know of somewhere that does a proper bacon sandwich, can you PLEASE let me know.
I’m here and on all the usual social media places.
Got to love old buffers
I’VE always liked Jools Holland. I could never put my finger on it but there’s something about the man that’s correct and decent.
And now all has been made clear. He has a train set.
I've always liked Jools Holland and now I know why - he plays with model railways
When you learn that a man spends his evening playing with model trains, you know he is someone you can trust.
Fred West. Peter Sutcliffe. Charles Manson. These people did not have train sets.
Rod Stewart. Roger Daltrey. And Peter Snow from the election night programmes.
They do.
Rod Stewart is another bloke who has train sets - you know you can trust him
This means they are patient and pay attention to detail.
It means they are solid and reliable. And above all, brave.
Because it takes guts to stand up and say: “I am a bore.”
Our tour de fourth
After 17 years, Hammond, May and I are quitting studio-based programmes
THE good news is that Amazon has re-signed Hammond, May and me to carry on making The Grand Tour. And the even better news is that we will no longer host it from a studio, while wearing jackets that we still think fit.
It was 17 years ago that Hammond and I first hosted a studio-based show. May came along a year later. Back then, the audiences that attended were tiny and so bored after an hour or so that we actually had to pay them out of our own pockets to stick around.
Pretty soon, all that had changed. Thanks largely to the first of Hammond’s many crashes, Top Gear was the most watched factual show in the world, and there was an 18-year waiting list for tickets.
Then came the, ahem, sudden move to Amazon and three more years of packed houses. But now it’s over. After season three finishes in April, we will only be doing road trip specials.
I can’t wait. Especially for the time when I get to wear wellies and an old hat and we get chased through Yorkshire in a bath tub by a woman called Nora Batty.
Before then though, North Korea beckons . . .
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Post by RedMoon11 on Feb 6, 2019 5:33:38 GMT
Jeremy Clarkson tells Will Young, ‘I’m not homophobic… I very much like watching lesbians on the net’This week the pop star went berserk on Twitter, saying that I’d been homophobic in the most recent episode of The Grand Tour, writes Jeremy Clarkson.By Jeremy Clarkson, Sun Columnist 1st February 2019, 11:33 pm Updated: 2nd February 2019
I LIKE Will Young. We got on so well in fact he even recorded a short and very funny film for my 50th birthday party.
But this week, he went berserk on Twitter, saying that I’d been homophobic in the most recent episode of The Grand Tour.
And that he was going to not stop from his ceaseless quest for justice.
Only the Guardian got what he was on about.
Many gay people who’d seen the show said they couldn’t see a problem. None of my leftie friends could either. One even said I should tell him to stop being so gay.
I won’t do that though.
And nor will I suggest, once again, that mobile phones should be fitted with breathalysers to stop people drinking and tweeting.
No. Instead, I will apologise to Will for causing him some upset and reassure him that I know I’m not homophobic as I very much enjoy watching lesbians on the internet.
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Post by RedMoon11 on Aug 31, 2019 5:10:03 GMT
The real surprise is that the carnival arrest toll was ‘Nott’ considerably higher
Jeremy Clarkson, Sun Columnist 30 Aug 2019
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Post by RedMoon11 on Oct 9, 2019 7:26:34 GMT
Strong and stable, long walks… the Theresa May story isn’t quite Keef’s
Jeremy Clarkson, Sun Columnist
5 Oct 2019
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Post by RedMoon11 on Oct 12, 2019 4:10:44 GMT
Extinction Rebellion forget tents, phones, yoga mats and dole money all come from… oil
Jeremy Clarkson, Sun Columnist
11 Oct 2019
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Post by RedMoon11 on May 12, 2020 22:50:11 GMT
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Post by RedMoon11 on May 17, 2020 0:16:29 GMT
The reason we have coronavirus – we are too healthy and safe for our own good
Jeremy Clarkson
15 May 2020
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Post by RedMoon11 on Jun 3, 2020 23:01:44 GMT
Next time there’s a pandemic, let’s just do what the Germans do
29 May 2020 JEREMY CLARKSON
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Post by RedMoon11 on Jun 7, 2020 7:49:08 GMT
You buy a Tesla for the cool autopilot function… but you don’t actually use it Jeremy Clarkson 6 Jun 2020
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Post by RedMoon11 on Jul 18, 2020 17:11:24 GMT
A 747 jumbo jet is amazing…I can’t believe that it’s Boeing, Boeing gone
10 Jul 2020
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