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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 10:02:21 GMT
I agree a conspiracy eclair.... ;D or all comments were far too rude......well this weeks column will be out soon or they may just sneak the others in ;D Hiya Lew! Has this happened before? Does anyone know? Some talk on HH about a "glitch in the system like before" ....  |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 10:06:28 GMT
maybe the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Henry the Hoovers have organised a protest due James detailing the willfull neglect that caused the death of his? I wonder if Mr May is aware Henry has a friend?  |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 10:10:36 GMT
I say! I bet that James too has a lotttta suck suction  ....and big nozzle... and....    *feels the need to do some vacuuming* |
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Post by lew on Dec 21, 2007 10:10:40 GMT
I agree a conspiracy eclair.... ;D or all comments were far too rude......well this weeks column will be out soon or they may just sneak the others in ;D Hiya Lew! Has this happened before? Does anyone know? Some talk on HH about a "glitch in the system like before" .... Yes something like this has happen before , but I have my doubts, maybe too many females frothing at the mouth comments  ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 21, 2007 10:27:53 GMT
I think I might invest in a James for the New Year especially as he's yellow.  |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 10:31:09 GMT
just don't take him out onto the road, it's a dangerous place
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 10:32:16 GMT
just don't take him out onto the road, it's a dangerous place You mean he'll get lost? ;D |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 10:35:48 GMT
poor yellow James trundling through the streets using his hose like a periscope with no sat nav to guide him. It'll be all dark and he'll be stopping to sook up crisp packets and leaves
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Post by inky on Dec 21, 2007 10:43:53 GMT
poor yellow James trundling through the streets using his hose like a periscope with no sat nav to guide him. It'll be all dark and he'll be stopping to sook up crisp packets and leaves Well, he reckons he's a bit of a 'clean queen' (easy to say when you have a cleaner :  so James as a vacuum cleaner seems right, somehow |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 10:55:35 GMT
I'd send him a link in the comments but as the editor is clearly drunk under a desk there's not much point |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 10:55:43 GMT
poor yellow James trundling through the streets using his hose like a periscope with no sat nav to guide him. It'll be all dark and he'll be stopping to sook up crisp packets and leaves Phwoar!!! Something about that really does it for me...  "Hose" "trundling" "periscope" "all dark" and "sook up" |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 10:59:59 GMT
poor yellow James trundling through the streets using his hose like a periscope with no sat nav to guide him. It'll be all dark and he'll be stopping to sook up crisp packets and leaves Phwoar!!! Something about that really does it for me... "Hose" "trundling" "periscope" "all dark" and "sook up" *covers James ears* It was only a matter of time on those neon light streets that he would be corrupted |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 11:13:34 GMT
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 11:13:35 GMT
Can some please stop me I have the urge to write The Adventures of James the Hoover at the moment.
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 11:18:21 GMT
"Babe magnet" James May...hehehehe Hey...he's talking Pagan again...he's been over at the Cheesy fic... |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 11:21:15 GMT
The mistake he's made is singing the-e if he just sang the it would fit in. I shall thank Mrs McGoogan my primary school choir teacher for that bit of info. I bet he didn't use our lyrics for Oh Come |
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Post by lew on Dec 21, 2007 11:21:52 GMT
Noticed he was called a babe magnet......snort, so there must've have been a few sucking comments last week ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 21, 2007 11:22:56 GMT
I love it. Babe magnet - it's all gone to his pretty head hasn't it. So pleased. |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 11:27:20 GMT
*begs* Aww, come on, please.... it would be truly excellent if brave members could post their TG Christmas Carols in the Telegraph comments.... Before other people pinch them and do the same.... Because they are really funny and brilliant you know... |
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Post by glam on Dec 21, 2007 11:30:55 GMT
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Post by inky on Dec 21, 2007 11:32:57 GMT
I might be wasting my time (again) but I couldn't resist posting this message in the Telegraph:
Now that you've sorted out Christmas Carols, can you see if you can do anything about the comments for last week's column? They seem to be MIA.
Merry Christmas James. Here's hoping 2008 brings you an Aston Martin. You must have sold enough books by now.
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 11:35:30 GMT
Yep, they look like coven material to me.... |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 21, 2007 11:35:52 GMT
That's nice Inky. |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 21, 2007 11:36:41 GMT
I might be wasting my time (again) but I couldn't resist posting this message in the Telegraph: Now that you've sorted out Christmas Carols, can you see if you can do anything about the comments for last week's column? They seem to be MIA.
Merry Christmas James. Here's hoping 2008 brings you an Aston Martin. You must have sold enough books by now.Good on ya Inks!!! ;D Bloody oath!!! Brave woman as we all know!!!  |
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Post by lew on Dec 21, 2007 11:49:44 GMT
*begs* Aww, come on, please.... it would be truly excellent if brave members could post their TG Christmas Carols in the Telegraph comments.... Before other people pinch them and do the same.... Because they are really funny and brilliant you know... Agrees......be brave, look Ink did it ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 12:36:55 GMT
Well Done Inky! Just giggled throughout the whole column! I miss carol singing! gnsweet seems like a good word!
Oh I love the James hoover! I want one.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 12:56:19 GMT
"Babe magnet" James May...hehehehe Hey...he's talking Pagan again...he's been over at the Cheesy fic... Where's he a babe magnet?!?!?!?! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 12:57:05 GMT
found it! blind today!
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Post by lew on Dec 21, 2007 14:27:28 GMT
Comments are up for last week, eclair your there ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 15:15:03 GMT
at last! BTW sex and love addiction is advertised at the top the page! whatever next??!?!?!?!
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....and big nozzle... 
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so James as a vacuum cleaner seems right, somehow 
I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
