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Post by maureen on Oct 25, 2008 21:29:04 GMT
Very interesting solution. Not one I would use though.
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Post by Wyvern on Oct 25, 2008 22:30:18 GMT
Hmm... better not let A-E see this. If the house sale doesn't go through, he wants to take in a lodger...
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Post by nobody on Oct 25, 2008 22:32:31 GMT
 at the most read story advertised at the side of Jezza's page LOL Just read it some man from the USA is not happy with the story. |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 8, 2008 22:37:15 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2008 22:45:08 GMT
Jezza = sense ;D
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Post by inky on Nov 8, 2008 22:47:32 GMT
HE has spoken and, once again, HE makes sense. Jezz, you truly are a sex God  |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Nov 8, 2008 23:08:04 GMT
He is a sex god! Of course he is!
Jeremy always makes sense.
And Donald Trump's hair is something I have wondered about in the past also. Is it just a very bizarre and awful comb-over or is is just a very bizarre and awful wig?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2008 23:11:39 GMT
Trump hair is a quite a tricky thing, it's flipped forward back and around, over and under. It is a bird's nest! I'd love to see it being wind swept  Jeremy is spot on with his observations |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Nov 8, 2008 23:15:42 GMT
As always!
The first principal i had in secondary school, he had a wig and one day while we were at the gates waiting for the school bus, in the middle of autimn, a huge gust of wind came along and blew it off his head and across the playground. Oh how we lauged! Every time he ran and caught up with it, it blew away again and he was chasing it for ages after that.
Very funny image.
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Post by nobody on Nov 8, 2008 23:23:09 GMT
I not sure but i think there is a clip out there somewhere of his hair being knocked about by the wind when he went to Scotland.
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Post by inky on Nov 8, 2008 23:25:58 GMT
I not sure but i think there is a clip out there somewhere of his hair being knocked about by the wind when he went to Scotland. I could do wiith a laugh. Someone has to find this one ;D |
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Post by nobody on Nov 9, 2008 1:11:48 GMT
I think it was on bbc news a while back because the reporter was being all serious and i took no notice of what the report was saying because i was too busy watching the hair.
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 9, 2008 2:19:46 GMT
Wonderful column, wonderful bloke  |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 9, 2008 8:50:31 GMT
Ly! Your comment is up! Good on ya  |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 9, 2008 9:58:41 GMT
Rather poor English re-reading it now, but it was late and I had had some wine.  Good comment too Wy - he must know we love him by now I hope. |
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 9, 2008 13:23:18 GMT
I loved your comment, Ly - though at stupid o'clock in the morning I'm surprised I managed to make any sense. I was so stressed out from the week I've had, by that point I'd convinced myself I was dying from everything from heart failure to ebola. I've not long woken up though - turns out all that was wrong was lack of sleep, who'd have thought it? Swampy built his biggest tunnel at Honiton. I was really annoyed, because they got him out in the middle of the night and I was doing day shifts. I think the funniest moment was when one of the 'tree people' managed to break into the site full of outrage that the heavy machinery (that hadn't actually been brought in yet because the site had to be cleared first) was harming wildlife. To 'prove' his point, he came in with half a dead badger. It rather wounded his argument that the badger was somewhat dessicated and had obviously been dead for weeks...  |
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Post by glam on Nov 9, 2008 13:40:43 GMT
Jeremy, once again, speaks my mind. Why is Richie Rich Trump trying to spend money by ruining another beautiful country's landscape with a pointless golf course when he could do it in his own country? Hm, I don't know. LA or Las Vegas wasn't good enough for him? If he wants to waste his bountiful money, he can give it to charity or use it to pay off the credit crunch, instead of laying waste to beautiful Scotland. It's quite sad as there's a huge history of municipal golf courses in Scotland. Jezza is right, there's loads of them. 3 within 10 mins drive for me and I don't live anywhere particularly fancy or big. Golfing in Scotland isn't just for elite toffs with silly taste in jumpers it's a game that can be played by anyone. It's quite nice in the summer to see a load of yoofs heading up to the course with their clubs in hand and know that they're not going to use it to smash some car windows. I don't see the young people I work with being allowed on Trumps hallowed turf somehow. His courses aren't even that highly ranked. The highest being the course in Florida which came 84th in the last Golf Digest survey. None of the others were nationally ranked. I have my doubts as to whether his intention to build "the best course in the world" will actually come to fruition. Aberdeen and The Shire ( you have to make the distinctionthey get upset otherwise) have already got 2 world class courses and as Scotlands so tiny you're only afew hours travelling time from other world class sites such as St Andrews,Turnberry and Carnoustie. The Scottish Government just seemed to roll over for a rich bully's temper tantrum. Well done to the man who lives yards from the proposed new development who's turned down an alledged £350 million and the offer of a £50,000 per annum job to sell his land to Trump. You've more principals that Alex Salmond - which is damming with feint praise and I appologise. I am not a golfist btw just annoyed by bullies and sychophants btw Donald's stupid hair  |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Nov 9, 2008 14:25:04 GMT
Jeremy always makes sense and OMG! That Trump photo made me laugh out loud so so much! It's an instant classic!
So, question answered, it is just a really bad and awful comb-over.
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Post by ulstermayniac on Nov 9, 2008 22:09:52 GMT
Yeah, not a tea person myself. Or a coffee person. But Jeremy is always worth a read and and ogle.
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Post by lymaze on Nov 15, 2008 23:05:48 GMT
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Post by lew on Nov 16, 2008 10:13:01 GMT
Ly where did you think I am normally on a Saturday and Sunday morning in winter ;D, though sadly I'm in a waterproof, a bobble hat and a pair of tattie Dubarry Boots, so snogging is probably out   ;D......but what the boss says in that article is so right ;D must remember total wardrobe makeover ;D |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Nov 16, 2008 14:41:19 GMT
Getting a snog off Jezza would ba a marvellous experience! He always makes sense to me.
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Post by lymaze on Nov 22, 2008 22:57:03 GMT
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Post by ulstermayniac on Nov 22, 2008 23:28:01 GMT
Yeah, I can see him all tiger-like!
Raaaarrrrr! Come and get me Jeremy!
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 22, 2008 23:32:56 GMT
That was lovely, he hasn't done a whimsical one in a while.
And once I get rid of A-E, I guess I'm advertising for a Tigger ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2008 23:36:48 GMT
Is was a lovely column. I don't know who I am, maybe a touch of Tigger, Eeyore, a big bit of Piglet and the Gopher that comes in occasionally.
I'm surprised Jeremy has decided James is Wol instead of Eeyore.
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Post by maureen on Nov 23, 2008 7:32:23 GMT
I always thought James was more like Wol with Pooh mixed in, which explains why I like him as much as I do and why he reminds me so much of my husband. I had Jeremy pegged as Tigger with a bit of Rabbit thrown in for good measure. I always throught Richard was a mixture of Roo, Tigger, and Piglet. That was a fun conversation before Jeremy wrote about it too. He's so fun to read and watch. As for me?  I'm guessing I'm kind of a mixture of Kanga and Roo. I like to have fun, but at the same time, I've got that practical, motherly outlook. |
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Post by PP on Nov 23, 2008 9:22:17 GMT
I've never, ever read/watched Winnie the Pooh. Gives me the creeps |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 23, 2008 9:27:10 GMT
I felt the same about the Monkey series. I don't know which character I am either. Will have to re-read the books. |
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Post by Wyvern on Nov 23, 2008 9:54:25 GMT
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at the most read story advertised at the side of Jezza's page
I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
Good comment too Wy - he must know we love him by now I hope. 
;D......but what the boss says in that article is so right ;D must remember total wardrobe makeover ;D
I'm guessing I'm kind of a mixture of Kanga and Roo. I like to have fun, but at the same time, I've got that practical, motherly outlook.