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Post by ulstermayniac on May 15, 2009 23:09:24 GMT
"It's not a sailing boat, it's a Triumph Herald with a twig sticking out of it."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 16, 2009 0:39:44 GMT
"That's what this car is, it's a squirrel mincer."
"Not only can it blow your mind, it can also empty your stomach."
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Post by ladyblue on May 16, 2009 22:46:35 GMT
"we'll try this... Then its done"
"quaint my ride"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 16, 2009 23:05:00 GMT
 "This doesn't look like a very good town, they're going to shout at me." "500 gallons of haemorhoid cream would have been more useful." |
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Post by slowhamster on May 17, 2009 19:36:06 GMT
"i have not got a cold, i've got bird flu."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 17, 2009 19:50:43 GMT
Aww, poor Jeremy.
"This is the brand new Top Gear Cock-o-meter that I've just thought of."
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Post by slowhamster on May 19, 2009 22:36:57 GMT
“Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.”
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 19, 2009 22:43:54 GMT
I like that one! I like that one a lot. |
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Post by slowhamster on May 20, 2009 18:31:44 GMT
"people of surrey... ya need 4 wheel drive for THIS bit..."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 20, 2009 18:48:39 GMT
"That's a bottom thing."
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Post by Nadzieja on May 21, 2009 13:53:52 GMT
He says so many awesome things. Just as a start, anything that ends with "... in the world" is usually pretty epic. ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 22, 2009 15:51:34 GMT
"Feast upon my magnificance!" I do Jeremy, every day I do!! *squishies and kissies for Jeremy* |
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Post by slowhamster on May 23, 2009 0:45:15 GMT
"eat my magnum!!! YEAH!!!"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 23, 2009 1:29:53 GMT
Where was that one from?
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Post by slowhamster on May 23, 2009 2:37:51 GMT
that was the lorry driving challenge, i think when they were doing the speed test...  |
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 23, 2009 2:47:51 GMT
Oh yes!! |
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Post by ladyblue on May 23, 2009 22:24:56 GMT
"...nought percent of the British public will buy that car"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 23, 2009 23:32:12 GMT
"Here, have one of my South African Peace Crisps!" |
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Post by Wyvern on May 26, 2009 0:18:49 GMT
"Would you like to come back to my place tonight dear? In my Stag? Do some rutting?"
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Post by ladyblue on May 26, 2009 1:02:39 GMT
"Help! I'm about to be eaten by dogs... I'm a pregnant woman and I'm all on my own"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 26, 2009 1:07:02 GMT
Wy! When did he say that?!  How did I miss that one?! "At what point have I done anything I'd consider holidayish....nothing! I've been in a car accident, I've watched James May destroy a campsite, I've stabbed myself seven times...." |
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 26, 2009 1:08:29 GMT
"Not eggs, no James."
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Post by Wyvern on May 26, 2009 12:26:54 GMT
Wy! When did he say that?! How did I miss that one?! That was the 'Car Years' on 'Who Killed the British Motor Industry'. I was watching it on the Tube last night and nearly fell off the chair ;D |
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 26, 2009 13:38:26 GMT
Ooh, OK, Well, if he asked me that, I certainly wouldn't refuse!!! |
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Post by Korri on May 27, 2009 17:31:31 GMT
"Jesus is here!!" ;D
Probably not his best quote tbh, but it never ever ever fails to make me giggle like a loon ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 27, 2009 17:41:48 GMT
LOL!
"I went on the internet and I found this."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 28, 2009 0:24:08 GMT
*puts on posh voice* "We're on our own, we're playing for time and it's running out!"
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Post by dreamysunday on May 29, 2009 0:13:22 GMT
Since the American roadtrip episode was just on.
"We drew hot dogs... and mine was the shortest"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 29, 2009 1:43:13 GMT
That is a good one. I love this one;
"....I mean if you're old and you drive around in something like this *leans on a Lamborghini* you're wizened little head's going to come off!"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 29, 2009 1:51:59 GMT
*puts on French accent* "Oooh, I'm very angry about having such a big bottom, and I'm completely livid about your EU rebate as well."
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How did I miss that one?! 
