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Post by ulstermayniac on May 30, 2009 13:46:10 GMT
"Two points, for being a Doctor!"
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jun 2, 2009 18:18:02 GMT
"Who here married their wife because they were easy to wipe down?"
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Post by ladyblue on Jun 3, 2009 1:23:16 GMT
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jun 3, 2009 1:37:08 GMT
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Post by ladyblue on Jun 4, 2009 2:20:16 GMT
"It makes you feel like you six years old again... I think I just wet myself"
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jun 4, 2009 12:06:51 GMT
When and where did he say that?!  |
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Post by ladyblue on Jun 4, 2009 17:16:17 GMT
Its I think the second episode of season 3 when he goes and tests the Ford GT40. I'm not sure I got the quote entirely correct, but its hopefully pretty close.
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Post by slowhamster on Jun 16, 2009 23:18:20 GMT
here's my current fave(from the 100 pound car challenge)...
"i currently need a pee. smells though in here like other people have just done it..."
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jun 17, 2009 0:04:12 GMT
That is a good one. Another one from that challenge I love is "That is the worst stereo in the world! But's is a stereo and Hammond doesn't have one.' *cue richard 'doing requests'* |
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Post by slowhamster on Jul 14, 2009 1:25:06 GMT
"it's minus 35 for buying a car with a manual gearbox; how fair's that? i lose 35 points for my wet crotch!"
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jul 14, 2009 12:17:20 GMT
LOL! I love that one. |
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Post by brycegold on Jul 20, 2009 21:34:09 GMT
I'm not sure where to post this so putting it here.
Last night my other half decided to video Top Gear and watch a programme presented by Alan Titchmarsh all about the Windsor Horse Show (yes it takes all sorts) but I couldn't believe my ears when Alan, who was about to try riding a carriage, said "well, how hard can it be". I nearly fell off the sofa. So whilst JC was presenting TG on BBC2 over on ITV somebody was using his famous catch phrase. How I'd love JC to know about this, I'm sure he's have something to say about it.
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jul 20, 2009 21:37:17 GMT
That's a very strange co-incidence alright.
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Post by inky on Jul 20, 2009 21:37:52 GMT
I watched the prog about Her Maj presented by Tw*tmarsh. Was very good (apart from him) and he did say 'How hard can it be?'  |
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Post by Wyvern on Jul 21, 2009 16:07:53 GMT
"...you recline... like it's a chaise longue and you're a Victorian prostitute." OK, if you say so, Jeremy...  |
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Post by katherine on Jul 25, 2009 21:59:55 GMT
"I hate this car so much, I'm going to crash it"!
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Post by slowhamster on Sept 15, 2009 19:46:17 GMT
"my car's on fire...but in a very specific place."
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Post by TheDaisy on Sept 15, 2009 23:38:39 GMT
"Quick......make millions of coal go in there."
My favourite bit of the whole Edinburgh race, that ;D
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Post by slowhamster on Apr 30, 2010 2:30:39 GMT
"I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!"
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Post by nicolaaaah on Apr 30, 2010 6:32:24 GMT
"I AM A ALIEN!!" that gets me everytime.  |
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Post by pie on Oct 15, 2010 14:28:13 GMT
Where do I possibly start?! Hmm...here will do: "This is a plate of sick. Utterly worthless. But if I just plop a BMW badge on it: 13 pounds and 80 pence." Haven't laughed so violently in a very long time. |
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Post by pie on Oct 24, 2010 10:44:05 GMT
(Voiceover) "Richard's million-pound outboard wasn't exactly gutsy, so in the spirit of the sea and in keeping with the maritime code, I gunned it and left them behind." "This is a car you drive with a long face." (Cue adorable long face aimed at camera) "Have you seen this? That's where the water will be. The water will just simply...what's the word we're looking for...come through there." "V8...not G8!" "Look. Do you want to go out there with a hippopotamus, or do you want to stay here with a horse's head?" (JC voiceover) "The Zappo 968 was available with a choice of trim levels. Unusual in a single-party State." JC: "This is the standard 968, ok." JM: "M-hmm." JC: "What do you suppose the 968B2 was?" JM: "Um, it was an estate version." JC: "Nope. That was for people who had the use of only one foot." JM: "Oh." JC: "968B?" JM: "Twin carb?" JC: "Nope, it was for people who didn't have the use of either foot. 968A?" JM: "People with...one foot...and two hands, but one of them's frozen." JC: "No. That was the one with the 0.7-litre engine." JM: "Wow." More to come I fear  |
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Post by DKFoxtrot on Oct 24, 2010 16:21:41 GMT
"I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!" is so funny xD But my fav has to be: "I have a teddy bear. I've had it since the day I was born. One of its arms has fallen off, one of its eyes is missing, his head has come off more times than I can mention. To you it would be worthless junk, but to me it means everything and it's the same story with this car." I love that quote - it's just spot on! |
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Post by pie on Nov 5, 2010 12:36:43 GMT
"She has got quite a nice bottom...I said that out 'loud, didn't I..."
"Let me give you an example of its terribleness. The rear brakes were made of aluminium and they must've thought, 'A-ha! You see, that's very advanced. The West hasn't thought of this.' A very good reason for that though. Aluminium has the same breaking properties, really, as...cheese."
"How do you say, 'You go in the front' in Albanian?"
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Post by aj on Nov 5, 2010 13:52:55 GMT
They are all awesome! Jezza rocks!! Also, can I ask, where is this one from, it isn't ringing a bell with me at the moment - "Some time the next afternoon, it was morning." It's the top gear winter olympics when Jeremy and James race the Jaguar and the Discovery on the frozen lake |
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Post by pie on Nov 9, 2010 7:42:57 GMT
"Been on the go for pretty much seven hours. Could've flown to New York in that time...but no. Here...drizzle, cold, frightened. And all I have to look forward to is camping with a lunatic and a retard."
"Holy moly. What manner of terrible thing has happened under my bonnet?"
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Post by Wyvern on Jan 7, 2011 14:04:36 GMT
"Hello, my name's... Budleigh Salterton and I have a Bentley Continental... GT"
I just love Jeremy being caddish *swoon*
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Post by wheeliebin on Jan 17, 2011 11:47:18 GMT
"Oh no! Oh no, a disaster has b'fallen ma wheels..."
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Aug 28, 2011 10:29:28 GMT
Does this fit in here? (That, by the way, isn't the quote!)
From The Sun.
Women: If you grow a forest on your shins and allow your lady garden to look like a dormat, you may save a drop or two of water. But you will have almost no sex at all.
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Post by cheekybrassmonkey on Apr 16, 2012 0:33:33 GMT
My Favourites:
"It's got babies with it!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!! - And not being Attenborough, that was the best I could come up with"
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YOU HATEFUL IMBECILE!! (To the Stig during the 'Silverston on Ice' Episode
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I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
