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Post by chariset on Apr 30, 2010 2:08:12 GMT
There was a moment on Total Wipeout! (yes, shut up) where a he-man girls-are-dumb jock took a hit on the Wall of Fists and Hammond said "That's for my eight year old daughter."
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Post by nicolaaaah on Apr 30, 2010 6:36:47 GMT
"Oh, dear! I fear Jeremy may be heading this way with an opinion!"
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Post by Wyvern on Apr 30, 2010 8:28:15 GMT
There was a moment on Total Wipeout! (yes, shut up) where a he-man girls-are-dumb jock took a hit on the Wall of Fists and Hammond said "That's for my eight year old daughter." I loved that. I may have given a little 'yay' there  |
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Post by honilia on May 7, 2010 22:12:34 GMT
'I'm part of it now, I'm structurally integral to the roof!'
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Post by devil-may-care on May 8, 2010 0:22:43 GMT
'I'm part of it now, I'm structurally integral to the roof!' I loved that episode/challenge. Poor Richard stuck in the back! ;D |
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Post by honilia on May 8, 2010 12:00:36 GMT
I know, it was brilliant.
I love it on the US Special when Jeremy says the tortoise they found might be someone's pet and Richard says 'How does a tortoise escape?....Come back! Come back!' (the sarcastic walk he does always makes me laugh)
And again the US Special 'I don't want to peel a squirrel'.
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Post by devil-may-care on May 8, 2010 14:04:22 GMT
No one should ever have to peel a squirrel!
Well perhaps Hugh Fearnley-Wittingstall - but only perhaps!
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Post by Wyvern on May 8, 2010 15:15:02 GMT
I've found a game dealer that sells squirrels. Apparently he peels them for you. They look quite tasty.
Then again, I will eat pretty much anything.
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Post by inky on May 8, 2010 17:37:09 GMT
I've found a game dealer that sells squirrels. Apparently he peels them for you. They look quite tasty. Then again, I will eat pretty much anything. I bet they taste like chicken ;D ;D |
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Post by pie on Oct 29, 2010 12:13:16 GMT
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry but I ran over your dog...in my Jaaaag!" The look on his face cracks me up.  |
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Post by fallatyourfeet on Oct 29, 2010 12:37:54 GMT
Whilst watching lion porn:" What if they try and do that to us?!!". |
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Post by pie on Nov 8, 2010 9:38:36 GMT
Hammond's take on the Morris Marina ;D "I'll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, dynamic, new, creative, hopeful, or beneficial in any way to humanity has ever been done, thought of or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, wilfully awful pile of misery." (I thought he was going to say "pile of <insert something else here>" but he held back ) |
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Post by pie on Nov 11, 2010 10:15:02 GMT
"I don't wanna die in tights!"
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Post by Heartabam on Jan 9, 2011 23:13:09 GMT
In total wipeout last night: "Someone's just earned himself a custard cream!" *very smug look*
Is it just me that got the totally wrong end of the idea when he said that? or was it just me?
*toddles back to the dark side*
*peeks head back in*
Oh and that Jaaaaaag bit had me going as well pie
*closes door*
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 10, 2011 1:02:25 GMT
During the Veyron vs. aeroplane race, having just been told by James not to 'jig about':-
"I am not jigging! How rubbish is this thing if I can't even lift a chocolate bar to my face without it crashing into a mountain?!"
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 10, 2011 1:42:09 GMT
On the Jonathan Ross show, having just seen a photo of Ross riding a sort of motor tricycle:-
"God, you look a knob on that!"
I love the following exchange on the Petrolheads quiz show, when Richard complains about having James as his guest panellist that week:-
Richard: "I don't want to complain or anything, but why does Chris get Murray Walker on his side and I get stuck with James?"
James: "I would like to declare that you're still a cock, Hammond."
Richard: "That's Captain Cock to you on this show, mate!"
;D
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Post by pie on Jan 10, 2011 9:25:58 GMT
During the Veyron vs. aeroplane race, having just been told by James not to 'jig about':- "I am not jigging! How rubbish is this thing if I can't even lift a chocolate bar to my face without it crashing into a mountain?!" I just checked the TV guide and this ep is being aired here on Sunday. It's one I've been wanting to see for ages! *waits patiently*Probably not particularly funny out of context, but this made me burst out laughing, re Japanese principles at work in the new MX5: "Now that may all sound a bit 'crouching kitten, hidden hippo'..." ;D |
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Post by crumbs on Jan 10, 2011 11:29:48 GMT
I never saw James (and Richard) on Petrolheads. Was it a while ago? Is there anyway I could see it now?
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 10, 2011 14:18:52 GMT
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Post by crumbs on Jan 10, 2011 14:39:01 GMT
Aw thank you xj - that's mighty kind of you. I shall watch it this evening as Mr Crumbs is out. ;-)
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 10, 2011 14:55:46 GMT
You're very welcome. There are some good quotes from both Richard and James, actually. A funny episode all round! ;D |
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Post by From Afar on Jan 10, 2011 15:13:06 GMT
Thank you XJS  you're a star |
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 10, 2011 15:15:18 GMT
Aww, shucks!  *blushes* |
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Post by devil-may-care on Jan 12, 2011 15:49:49 GMT
After the "Roman Rallying" bit:
"I've lost an entire buttock!"
;D ;D ;D
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Post by dit on Jan 15, 2011 15:59:45 GMT
Thanks for that, XJS! I've just watched it. Boy, how very silly it is, though it does show the way Richard and James bounce off each other, as is also shown in today's Guardian article (on another thread).
I noticed a couple of things though. One was to do with James and will probably make NC/Dungeon readers smile - when James has to put the blindfold on he's told, "tie it round your head," to which Richard adds, "and try to pretend he's never done that before."
The other thing is that if you click on the 'cc' button (and jiggle it if it's not responding first time!), then hit 'Transcribe Audio' you get computer generated subtitles that are just hysterically funny!
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Post by SiljeMari on Feb 28, 2011 9:48:35 GMT
"yes it is, it's like curling up with a hot bowl of soup with a dog curled up at you feet and nothing to do till its time to dress for dinner" Aaw, I love that one!! |
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Post by SiljeMari on Mar 1, 2011 19:28:00 GMT
"I'm 36 and I've never sunk in my whole life, and ine ONE day I sank TWICE!"
From the first amphibious car challenge ;D
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Post by antonia on Mar 1, 2011 19:52:47 GMT
On Jeremy's credit card being stolen and £33,000 being spent while talking about the price of bull sperm
James-You've put bull sperm in your car.
Richard- Didn't you notice the handle was different? I don't want it now.
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Post by dit on Aug 3, 2011 18:56:09 GMT
It's a bit naughty of me to put this in here, as it's my least favourite Richard quote, but I can't find anywhere more appropriate for it, and it's a little whinge of mine.
I've just watched the episode again where they drive from Basel to Blackpool, and at the very start Richard introduces it by saying,
"Earlier on in the summer, we three were invited to switch on Blackpool's famous Christmas Lights..."
Anyone notice anything wrong with that statement?
It bugs me that he said it, but anyone can make a mistake. It really winds me up that no-one noticed it in post-production, and it's still there whenever the episode is repeated.
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Post by devil-may-care on Aug 3, 2011 19:07:02 GMT
Should the Christmas lights be turned on in the summer??
Or was the invitation sent in early summer for a year end time frame?
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