I've never seen anyone pull that off before, but somehow Raffaele de Rosa manages to have a bit of an off, hold on to the bike, remount it and carry on racing!
On me your voice falls as they say love should, like an enormous yes - Philip Larkin, For Sidney Bechet
You've been really bad - you can have a Proton Septic Nappy - JC
I'd like a hands free cooker as well, but I think that's called a girlfriend - James May, Nuts Magazine