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Post by lindenchase on Jul 2, 2009 13:18:21 GMT
You have to love Twitter: ;D
32FF Sport Babe Madison Welch Reveals The Filthy Banter She Had With Top Gear James May - Page 5 In The Daily Sport Today.
about 2 hours ago from web
Anyone brave enough to go out and get a copy? It's not online and that website by the way is very much NSFW.
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Post by Mystik on Jul 2, 2009 13:20:44 GMT
Jeez............... you're not wrong about the website.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 13:22:02 GMT
NSFW = Not safe for work  |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 2, 2009 13:25:41 GMT
NSFW = Not safe for work Picked up from Final Gear where some of the dudes have been discussing Madison's rather interesting MySpace page. ;D |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 2, 2009 13:42:49 GMT
and where a very sharp Flydiscovery has noted:
"I get the feeling the "filthy banter" has something to do with hair washing and little else."
You know it's true. ;D
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Post by Mystik on Jul 2, 2009 13:50:38 GMT
Well, she does speak frankly about things covered in the Daily Sport (going on previous articles mentioning her, from what I've seen on that site, which is not much I hasten to add), so who knows what's been edited out of the footage from the car.  |
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Post by maureen on Jul 2, 2009 15:43:39 GMT
I think I'm going to be sick. Linden, I hope you're right.
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Post by dutchdiva on Jul 2, 2009 16:15:57 GMT
I foudn the copy online but removed half of the page (nothing from the article) because she was standing there half naked  |
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Post by maureen on Jul 2, 2009 16:30:35 GMT
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 2, 2009 16:31:48 GMT
I knew it. James, the Perfect Gentleman. Although having several cameras pointing at him might have stopped him from making a move as well. ;D And who would have thought it: Madison has good taste in men. DutchDiva: you are a brave person! ( edit: I thought you went out to buy it, but still...) |
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Post by beckstar on Jul 2, 2009 16:35:15 GMT
*SNORT*
That's one of the funniest things I've read in yonks!
Sultry stunna!!!
BONKED!!!
Choked on his pickled onion sandwiches!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jacqui on Jul 2, 2009 16:38:31 GMT
LOL ;D
Dream on love!!!!!!
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Post by Korri on Jul 2, 2009 17:43:22 GMT
So much anger, and yet so many lulz ;D I'm sure there are less foul glamour models out there that they could have stuck in a car with James. Sigh.
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Post by helenanne on Jul 2, 2009 17:44:49 GMT
I wonder how much it put her nose out of joint that even after all the dirty talk and flesh on show he still wasn't interested ;D ops sorry, forgot my manners. Thankyou Dutch |
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Post by Liz on Jul 2, 2009 18:03:16 GMT
With 'Stunning new Top Gear host...' as an opener, you just know the rest is going to be as factually accurate  |
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Post by nobody on Jul 2, 2009 18:17:36 GMT
Thanks for the scan.
At least she as good taste in men.
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Post by KiwiMonkey on Jul 2, 2009 18:42:52 GMT
Okay so I've just read the article and as much as everyone thinks, and has said before, that Madison is *insert censored words here*
I actually quite like her. Now before you all come chasing after me with pitch forks I'll add the point that I was trying to make in the first place.
People might be angry or annoyed at Madison for that article or whatever, but wouldn't most of you, if in that position (single), be just the same... 'He didn't try it on, but if he'd offered I wouldn't have said no' ..........??
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Post by tui on Jul 2, 2009 18:49:59 GMT
*shakes Amy's hand!* Any ho, the whole article is a load of sensationalist poop |
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Post by KiwiMonkey on Jul 2, 2009 18:51:13 GMT
*shakes Amy's hand!* Any ho, the whole article is a load of sensationalist poop *nods* Couldn't agree more. People will do anything to up viewing figures |
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Post by tui on Jul 2, 2009 18:59:40 GMT
*nods* Couldn't agree more. People will do anything to up viewing figures yep and to sell their trashy paper. I mean that is the lowest form of journalism, wouldn't expect anything else from the Daily Sport!! Wouldn't even allow that rubbish to line a rabbit hutch with!! Deserves burning and nothing else! Gutter press! And..well....he's flirty anyway, we know that, totally harmless! |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 2, 2009 19:02:08 GMT
I actually quite like her. (...) People might be angry or annoyed at Madison for that article or whatever, but wouldn't most of you, if in that position (single), be just the same... 'He didn't try it on, but if he'd offered I wouldn't have said no' ..........?? Hear Hear! I think Madison is a very funny outgoing girl who makes excellent use of her looks. I really think that if James hadn't been in a relationship and if there hadn't been Jezza & Hammond & all that cameras around, he'd ******* her *** **** **** and maybe ***** after they **** ***! And yes, I'd definitely would not say no to James if he'd offered. |
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Post by crumbs on Jul 2, 2009 19:23:40 GMT
Hmmmm. Amazingly, I would say no. I appreciate I may be the only woman on here to say that, but I wouldn't be unfaithful to Mr Crumbs, even with James. I think he's gorgeous and all that - and a flirty friendship would be highly enjoyable - but I'm married, he's all but and that's that.
There's just too much damage done by people with no sense of the damage they do when they make for someone who's taken - especially if they have kids.
I hope I haven't offended anyone with this.
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Post by KiwiMonkey on Jul 2, 2009 19:28:28 GMT
Hmmmm. Amazingly, I would say no. I appreciate I may be the only woman on here to say that, but I wouldn't be unfaithful to Mr Crumbs, even with James. I think he's gorgeous and all that - and a flirty friendship would be highly enjoyable - but I'm married, he's all but and that's that. There's just too much damage done by people with no sense of the damage they do when they make for someone who's taken - especially if they have kids. I hope I haven't offended anyone with this. No offense taken, when I wrote my previous post I did mention about peole on the board if they were in Madison's situation (being single) be up for it. but wouldn't most of you, if in that position (single), be just the same... |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 2, 2009 19:29:05 GMT
Ah, you see. That's the difference. I'm single and have been for a quite a while. I'd say yes before he'd even offer. ;D
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Post by crumbs on Jul 2, 2009 19:34:20 GMT
I'm feeling like a right sanctimonious so and so! Would I if I were single? When I was younger - yep probably grab it (!) with both hands, feet and everything. If I became single - I think I'd still think twice.
Blimey, chance would be a fine thing......
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 19:36:27 GMT
Jeremy version by a bad journo
Stunning new Top Gear host Beardy Man has admitted he shared ‘filthy banter’ with horny co-star Jeremy Clarkson. The 40 year old beauty joined the curly haired Clarkson as they attempted to drive an old banger in a Car Rally. The two part special is due to air at the beginning of August. Or whenever – accuracy isn’t necessary. The hairy Brummie says he had Clarkson 49 choking on his pickled onion sandwiches with his kinky sex talk.
Beardy, who jacked in his role as a Pantomime Dame turned to glamour says he never tried to get it on with him – even though he would have bonked him if he’d asked.
He said ‘We were trapped in a car together for a few days. He didn’t try it on, but if he’d offered, I wouldn’t have said no.
‘He was zombie cool, and we did have some filthy, sweaty banter in the car.’
Meanwhile the sultry stunna says his ultimate fantasy is having sex on the top of a multi storey NCP when no one is around.
The BBC might have another scandal on their hands because Beardy has admitted there are X rated bathroom tapes of him out there!
He said ’There are a few. I don’t think they’ll get out though. I’d die if they did.
‘I always act clean shaven in the bedroom. But I always did want to be James Bond. A boyfriend and I have a Curry and Bond night every week!’
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Post by Liz on Jul 2, 2009 19:39:09 GMT
ROFL! ;D
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Post by helenanne on Jul 2, 2009 19:42:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 19:45:23 GMT
Hammond story by A Thorn
Mini new Top Gear host Vertically Challenged has admitted he shared ‘filthy banter’ with horny co-star Richard Hammond. The 35 year old midget joined the mullet haired Hammond as they attempted to drive an old Taxi in a Car Rally somewhere hot. The two part special is due to air at the beginning of August. Or whenever , ooo look some dwarves. The cute, diddy Brummie says he had Hammond, almost 40, choking on his pickled onion sandwiches with his kinky sex talk.
VC, who jacked in his role as a Hollywood double turned to glamour says he never tried to get it on with him – even though he would have bonked him if he’d asked.
He said ‘We were trapped in a car together for a few days. He didn’t try it on, but if he’d offered, I wouldn’t have said no.’ Although he was too tall for him.
‘He was alive cool, and we did have some dopey, grumpy, bashful, happy, sneezy, sleepy and doc banter in the car.’
Meanwhile the pint sized stunna says his ultimate fantasy is having sex on the bottom of a multi storey NCP when no one is around.
The BBC might have another scandal on their hands because Vertically has admitted there are X rated ladder tapes of him out there!
He said ’There are a few. I don’t think they’ll get out though. I’d die if they did.
‘I always act coy in the bedroom. But I always did want to be Richard Hammond. I look up to him . A boyfriend and I have a Curry and Hammond night every week!’
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Post by Liz on Jul 2, 2009 19:49:50 GMT
*cries laughing!*
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