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Post by maureen on Jul 2, 2009 19:52:38 GMT
I love your parodies here, MG. Those are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. *wipes tear from eye and laughs some more* ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 19:58:05 GMT
Hehe thanks Liz, Helenanne and Mo ;D It had to be done. That original article is completely ridiculous and made to sell papers  James is a flirt and nothing more. It's no more than I would expect him to be really. |
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Post by ulstermayniac on Jul 2, 2009 20:05:06 GMT
Did you write those? They are fab!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 20:10:11 GMT
Thank you and yes.
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Post by inky on Jul 2, 2009 20:11:09 GMT
Hmmmmm I wonder why she would have with Mr May? I'm sure it would not have been for the publicity when she sold her 'story' Picked on the wrong one Madison. He doesn't need your attention-seeking help. |
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Post by crumbs on Jul 2, 2009 20:15:45 GMT
Good job Maygrail - a hoot!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 20:27:09 GMT
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Post by Squidge on Jul 2, 2009 23:02:43 GMT
People might be angry or annoyed at Madison for that article or whatever, but wouldn't most of you, if in that position (single), be just the same... 'He didn't try it on, but if he'd offered I wouldn't have said no' ..........?? The big distinction here is that Madison is single. He's not. Besides, I think what makes James so appealing is that he's not just some Lothario. He's charming yes, but he's a Gentleman. In a committed relationship. Those are noble qualities. Would you honestly want him to risk destroying some of the very things that attracted you to him in the first place? Just my thoughts, FWIW. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2009 23:15:48 GMT
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Post by Puss on Jul 3, 2009 1:36:29 GMT
I thought that article was a hoot! ;D Thanks Dutch for posting it. Thanks for the parodies too, MG. I needed a good giggle today.  |
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Post by gemmiejewel on Jul 3, 2009 7:47:35 GMT
That certainly brighten my day - hillarious. And James is a gentleman, one of the few left.
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Post by jacqui on Jul 3, 2009 7:52:49 GMT
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Post by maureen on Jul 3, 2009 8:16:22 GMT
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Post by richmondgal on Jul 3, 2009 8:54:56 GMT
Is just shows a fine gentleman James is, what a dirty mind Madison has and what a messed up place Daily Sport is and what great parodies MG makes.
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Post by TheDaisy on Jul 3, 2009 8:58:26 GMT
Is just shows a fine gentleman James is, what a dirty mind Madison has and what a messed up place Daily Sport is and what great parodies MG makes. THAT. Any 'newspaper' *ahemifyoucancallitanewspaper* that mis spells words in its stories counts for nothing in my books. 'Sultry stunna' - honestly |
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Post by lew on Jul 3, 2009 9:43:23 GMT
I thought that article was a hoot! ;D Thanks Dutch for posting it. Thanks for the parodies too, MG. I needed a good giggle today. I agree.....I can't wait to watch this episode, wonder if JC will be his usual quiet self.....poor James ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2009 10:09:03 GMT
He'll be examining her top She has big boobies bet she's not happy when it's hot and the back pain |
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Post by maureen on Jul 3, 2009 11:41:11 GMT
Yes. Big breastisses, not very comfortable and hard on the back. EDIT - Speaking from personal experience because during my third trimester of pregnancy, I was in a double E cup and had the worst back aches. Also, when my milk came in, I was in an F cup. Not only was back back sore, but "they" were very sore too.  Is just shows a fine gentleman James is, what a dirty mind Madison has and what a messed up place Daily Sport is and what great parodies MG makes. Completely agree.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2009 11:49:55 GMT
And sleeping on your front.  It must be like having two sand bags over your shoulders  |
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Post by jacqui on Jul 3, 2009 12:18:36 GMT
can vouch for that |
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Post by maureen on Jul 3, 2009 12:26:48 GMT
And sleeping on your front. It must be like having two sand bags over your shoulders Even with normal sized boobs, that hurts. |
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Post by jacqui on Jul 3, 2009 12:36:57 GMT
And sleeping on your front. It must be like having two sand bags over your shoulders Even with normal sized boobs, that hurts. No man understands the trauma us women go through! ;D |
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Post by Wyvern on Jul 3, 2009 13:22:53 GMT
And the article is a straight rip from a longer one in the current edition of Loaded (I think), anyway. I really don't have a problem with this Madison bird. She was just doing her job, and James was doing his. We may not like what she does, or we may be ambivalent, or we may say, "good luck to her," but what it boils down to is that she's young and clever enough to make a career out of exploiting the dopey blokes who'll pay to look at pictures of her (usually bare) breasts. By the time her dubious 'charms' have given way to gravity, she'll be set up for life. I would like to think that if Top Gear was ever to employ a woman on a regular basis, she would be someone with an interest in cars (and an ability to drive, which apparently rules out Ms Welch, but also me), but for the purpose of odd pairings, she's perfectly inappropriate. And of course James didn't make any improper advances; he's James May not Don Juan. I'm glad she came away with a certain respect for him (it's a bit more evident in the longer article), even if that is veiled in a rather tacky public persona. On the issue of big-breastiness and pain... I'm currently a 38GG and unless I wear halter-necks, I get no upper back pain or shoulder pain at all. Of course, I do tend to wear a properly fitted bra, and wear it considerably more than the average glamour model would! Oh, and I'm a stomach sleeper  BTW, loved the parodies, MG ;D |
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Post by vanderdb9 on Jul 3, 2009 13:25:27 GMT
oh my she is one classy woman!
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Post by nobody on Jul 3, 2009 13:27:41 GMT
I am feeling small I am only a 32B Which is giving me problems because I have put on weight so i need a top that is size12/14 for my stomach and a size 8 for my breast.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2009 13:33:23 GMT
And the article is a straight rip from a longer one in the current edition of Loaded (I think), anyway. I really don't have a problem with this Madison bird. She was just doing her job, and James was doing his. We may not like what she does, or we may be ambivalent, or we may say, "good luck to her," but what it boils down to is that she's young and clever enough to make a career out of exploiting the dopey blokes who'll pay to look at pictures of her (usually bare) breasts. By the time her dubious 'charms' have given way to gravity, she'll be set up for life. I would like to think that if Top Gear was ever to employ a woman on a regular basis, she would be someone with an interest in cars (and an ability to drive, which apparently rules out Ms Welch, but also me), but for the purpose of odd pairings, she's perfectly inappropriate. And of course James didn't make any improper advances; he's James May not Don Juan. I'm glad she came away with a certain respect for him (it's a bit more evident in the longer article), even if that is veiled in a rather tacky public persona. On the issue of big-breastiness and pain... I'm currently a 38GG and unless I wear halter-necks, I get no upper back pain or shoulder pain at all. Of course, I do tend to wear a properly fitted bra, and wear it considerably more than the average glamour model would! Oh, and I'm a stomach sleeper BTW, loved the parodies, MG ;D Thank you Wy I think that's sums everything up nicely Superb ;D |
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Post by KiwiMonkey on Jul 3, 2009 18:00:23 GMT
The big distinction here is that Madison is single. He's not. I understand that but the point I was making, was that people might be just the same as her, (with regards to bonking), if he had said yes, whether he was in a relationship or not. |
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Post by lymaze on Jul 3, 2009 18:58:38 GMT
I expect Madison said something like, He was a really nice guy and yes I fancied him but nothing happened. This sort of journalism is made up in the lav usually. But it's nice to know James can be filthy. ;D |
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Post by TheDaisy on Jul 3, 2009 18:59:55 GMT
This sort of journalism is made up in the lav usually. Or copied straight from the walls of said lav ;D ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2009 19:30:38 GMT
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