James May to be demolished

chariset
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James May to be demolished Sept 23, 2009 8:16:39 GMT

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Post by chariset on Sept 23, 2009 8:16:39 GMT

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/james-may-to-be-demolished-200909232085/

Alas... should have checked those building permits back in Bristol.

(As a species of satire it's not that great, but there's a nice picture of him)

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	James May to be demolished Sept 23, 2009 15:34:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2009 15:34:59 GMT The above link does contain strong language
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lew Administrator Posts: 10,161	James May to be demolished Sept 23, 2009 16:56:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lew on Sept 23, 2009 16:56:46 GMT I read this blindfolded ;D

beckstar Obscene Mayhemer Posts: 1,015	James May to be demolished Sept 23, 2009 20:57:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by beckstar on Sept 23, 2009 20:57:05 GMT Sept 23, 2009 15:34:59 GMT @maygrail said: The above link does contain strong language f**nugget!!! gigglesnort*
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Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	James May to be demolished Sept 23, 2009 21:27:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Sept 23, 2009 21:27:22 GMT Excuse me? That's Grade II Listed f***nugget to you! That was my favourite paragraph, between that and Hammond not requiring planning permission...
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chariset Obscene Mayhemer "You're slow." "You're an idiot." Posts: 2,220	James May to be demolished Sept 23, 2009 22:06:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chariset on Sept 23, 2009 22:06:45 GMT ...because he stands less than three feet tall and won't obstruct anyone's view
	"All the best things in the world came out of sheds: the aeroplane, television, radio, the power loom, home-brew, blasphemy, potted hyacinths, the machine gun and, if we stretch the definition a bit further, Jesus." --James May on manly retreats Top Gear on tvtropes.org: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TopGear

Post by chariset on Sept 23, 2009 8:16:39 GMT

Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2009 15:34:59 GMT

Post by lew on Sept 23, 2009 16:56:46 GMT

Post by beckstar on Sept 23, 2009 20:57:05 GMT

Post by Wyvern on Sept 23, 2009 21:27:22 GMT

Post by chariset on Sept 23, 2009 22:06:45 GMT