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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 1, 2009 19:11:02 GMT
I'll post the new Stiggy advent calander fact everyday like last year  Try my hardest to get up a wee bit earlier too ;D 1stSome say...he puts his decorations up in July.Sounds like the people that live downstairs  |
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Post by inky on Dec 1, 2009 19:28:50 GMT
;D ;D I've got neighbours like that too. Some of the houses in our road had their chavtastic outdoor lights up first thing this morning |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 2, 2009 8:02:47 GMT
2ndsome say...his idea of a carol is Ace of Spades.I seen Motorhead 2 weeks ago 
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 3, 2009 17:45:17 GMT
3rdSome say...he thinks a wreath on the front door means your house won a race.I'm starting to get the feeling that these sayings are the same as last year  
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Post by Liz on Dec 3, 2009 18:21:05 GMT
I'm starting to get the feeling that these sayings are the same as last year *nods* |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2009 17:53:07 GMT
Oh. Well what a shame. I was enjoying these too. |
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Post by honilia on Dec 6, 2009 19:34:00 GMT
Ah, see I didn't have the Stig advent calendar last year so I'm still kind of enjoying it. Tis a shame they haven't change it though for those that did.
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 7, 2009 19:38:42 GMT
Sorry it's taken ageeees to get on to post these other ones. It's been hectic here Even though they're the same as last year, I'll still post them 4thSome say... he thinks tinsel is a snack. |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 7, 2009 19:39:39 GMT
5th
Some say... every Boxing Day he really does have a massive fight.
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 7, 2009 19:40:27 GMT
6th
Some say... he thinks seven Lords a-leaping is just too many.
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 7, 2009 19:41:32 GMT
7th
Some say... all he wants for Christmas is 47lbs of raw meat.
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 8, 2009 22:25:11 GMT
8th
Some say.... He has a lucky sixpence somewhere inside him.
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 9, 2009 22:37:41 GMT
9th
Some say... he stuffs his turkey with gears and engine parts
Yummy ;D
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 10, 2009 18:28:59 GMT
10th
Some say... he likes it when The Great Escape is on. But only because he's in it.
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 31, 2009 12:00:00 GMT
I'm sorry I haven't been able to post these on the correct days, it's been hectic here. But, at least they're still going up in December 11thSome say... he should not under any circumstances be allowed near tangerines.12th Some say... his favourite Christmas treat is nice glass of myrrh.13thSome say... He sometimes gets carried away and wraps his own hands.14th Some say... in his culture the traditional Christmas gift is soil.15th Some say... you never see him and Father Christmas in the same place.16th Some say... he can see through wrapping paper.17th Some say... that song from The Snowman makes his arms fall off.18thSome say... he could make it a white Christmas; but he can't be bothered. 19th Some say... he never has the carrots, Never.20th Some say... he leaves decomposing pine needles all over your carpet. 21stSome say... He's good at pretending to be interested in your grandmother's stories. 22nd Some say... giving him brandy butter would be a very bad idea for everyone. 23rdSome say... he once swallowed a whole Terry's Chocolate Orange in one go.24th Some say... he has a small electrical fault that makes one of his eyes flicker.25th Some say... he wishes you a very Merry Christmas. At least, we assume that's what he's gesturing. |
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