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Post by jacqui on Feb 20, 2011 16:11:32 GMT
Out on March 28th ;D tinyurl.com/6dc6su5At this rate I'll own that Ferrari and half the Porsche  ;D |
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 20, 2011 22:05:20 GMT
Boy, they really splashed out on the details, didn't they?!? ;D
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Post by jacqui on Feb 21, 2011 10:41:19 GMT
Yes that made me laugh too - am guessing its the two xmas specials, with added bits - I hope!!! I want to know where those bloody flowers came from in James' car! ;D
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Post by aeromanda on Feb 21, 2011 19:21:07 GMT
I was very curious about that as well!
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 21, 2011 19:42:36 GMT
You watch, they'll go to the trouble of putting these two Christmas specials on dvd, the marketing and so forth and then they won't tell/show us about the bl**dy flowers!!  ;D |
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Post by jacqui on Feb 21, 2011 19:53:33 GMT
You watch, they'll go to the trouble of putting these two Christmas specials on dvd, the marketing and so forth and then they won't tell/show us about the bl**dy flowers!! ;D Oh you know thats so true  James!!! Tell us where the flowers came from  Please   |
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Post by lew on Feb 23, 2011 20:37:48 GMT
Sadly Jac unless you kidnap him ;D you'll probably never know ......sorry I have another dose of flu, and god knows what else, so grumpy old bag I'll be. Oh and I've decided not to carry on paying or rather contributing for new cars, bikes, and the like, so there  ;D |
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Post by jacqui on Feb 23, 2011 21:43:19 GMT
Poor you Lew, Now...kidnapping you say..... |
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 23, 2011 21:45:00 GMT
I have a big burlap sac... just saying... |
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Post by From Afar on Feb 24, 2011 9:59:59 GMT
I have a big burlap sac... just saying... If we're going to put him in a sack then we'll need a few of us to lift him into the get away vehicle...... hypathetically speaking of course.... |
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Post by jacqui on Feb 24, 2011 11:45:58 GMT
I have a big burlap sac... just saying... If we're going to put him in a sack then we'll need a few of us to lift him into the get away vehicle...... hypathetically speaking of course....Anybody got a Rolls Royce Ghost - you can get a body in that boot ;D hypathetically speaking ;D |
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Post by From Afar on Feb 24, 2011 12:57:39 GMT
If we're going to put him in a sack then we'll need a few of us to lift him into the get away vehicle...... hypathetically speaking of course....Anybody got a Rolls Royce Ghost - you can get a body in that boot ;D hypathetically speaking ;D Well I can fit two large dogs in the boot of my Hummer so I am sure we would be able to fit a James in (but not if the dogs were in there at the same time though obviously)..... hypathetically speaking.....and James might enjoy being handcuffed as well..... hypathetically speaking..... |
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Post by jacqui on Feb 24, 2011 13:11:04 GMT
Anybody got a Rolls Royce Ghost - you can get a body in that boot ;D hypathetically speaking ;D Well I can fit two large dogs in the boot of my Hummer so I am sure we would be able to fit a James in (but not if the dogs were in there at the same time though obviously)..... hypathetically speaking.....and James might enjoy being handcuffed as well..... hypathetically speaking.....Your Hummer would do nicely then Afar....handcuffs is a good idea, stop him hurting himself hypathetically speaking |
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Post by From Afar on Feb 24, 2011 13:14:28 GMT
Your Hummer would do nicely then Afar.... hypathetically speakingPerfect ;D *takes out hoover to get rid of dog hairs in boot of car*We just need DMC to find her handcuffs now then and bring along the big sack..... *slopes off whistling and trying to look casual* |
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Post by jacqui on Feb 24, 2011 13:16:27 GMT
hypathetically speaking
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Post by From Afar on Feb 24, 2011 13:18:48 GMT
hypathetically speaking ;D Whoops yes of course! |
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Post by dit on Feb 24, 2011 13:36:48 GMT
So what you're planning is a kidnap attempt - allegedly?
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Post by jacqui on Feb 24, 2011 13:46:18 GMT
What us??? No................. hypathetically speaking ;D |
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 24, 2011 19:44:13 GMT
* rushes in with sac and handcuffs* Ready to go! I also found three balaclavas. I thought panty hose would be a bit too obvious! I hear that there's a Hummer involved now! Perfect getaway vehicle! ........ ;D hypothetically speaking ;D |
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Post by jacqui on Feb 24, 2011 19:57:41 GMT
Balaclava's excellent, know one will know its us and with these black leather gloves we won't leave any fingerprints either hypathetically that is ;D |
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 24, 2011 21:35:48 GMT
I'm sure James will appreciate the black leather gloves! ... hypothetically speaking |
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Post by dit on Feb 25, 2011 1:28:49 GMT
So you're going to be criminals - allegedly?
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Post by From Afar on Feb 25, 2011 6:17:44 GMT
*looks innocent*
Us? Criminals? No..... we were just discussing the synopsis for a new fanfic..... honest......
*hopes she won't get "balaclava hair" - like "hat hair" but much worse*
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Post by jacqui on Feb 25, 2011 8:51:43 GMT
*looks innocent*Us? Criminals? No..... we were just discussing the synopsis for a new fanfic..... honest...... *hopes she won't get "balaclava hair" - like "hat hair" but much worse* It creates static wearing a balaclava..... so i'm told so not good for the hair  |
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 25, 2011 21:05:06 GMT
Perhaps James will be oppositely charged! As for criminals... never... hypothetically speaking ;D |
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Post by dit on Feb 25, 2011 21:29:46 GMT
So picture this........
James walks round a corner to be confronted by Jacqui (who didn't want to wear the balaclava because of the static). She launches into full 'flirt' mode and asks for his autograph.
As he bends forward to sign, Afar's Hummer comes teararsing round the corner and slews to a halt next to the unsuspecting Mr May. Afar with the handcuffs and DMC with the sack leap out, wearing burkas, of course, as the perfect disguise. DMC drops the sack over his head, Jacqui applies the handcuffs, all three tip him off his feet and into the boot of the Hummer, and the vehicle speeds off into the sunset.
Now there's a challenge. Purely a hypothesis, of course!
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Post by devil-may-care on Feb 25, 2011 21:41:54 GMT
*Big-Time Snort!!*
hypothetically of course
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Post by jacqui on Feb 26, 2011 15:40:32 GMT
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jacqui on Mar 3, 2011 20:32:33 GMT
Now we have it... tinyurl.com/6ykmnlnMiddle East, East coast USA, Albania... ;D PLUS....... Exclusive audio commentary with James May and Crew, deleted scenes  |
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Post by From Afar on Mar 3, 2011 23:47:03 GMT
So picture this........ James walks round a corner to be confronted by Jacqui (who didn't want to wear the balaclava because of the static). She launches into full 'flirt' mode and asks for his autograph. As he bends forward to sign, Afar's Hummer comes teararsing round the corner and slews to a halt next to the unsuspecting Mr May. Afar with the handcuffs and DMC with the sack leap out, wearing burkas, of course, as the perfect disguise. DMC drops the sack over his head, Jacqui applies the handcuffs, all three tip him off his feet and into the boot of the Hummer, and the vehicle speeds off into the sunset. Now there's a challenge. Purely a hypothesis, of course! Dit you made me laff ;D so much reading this! They sell burka's in the supermarket here... I could pick some up while I'm doing the grocery shopping.... hypathetically of course.... |
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