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flatin5th - Knight of the NC May Meister It's not OCD! It's called doing it right! Posts: 240	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 19:03:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Sept 9, 2011 19:03:44 GMT Which one of you ladies has taken Mr Clarkson from my cool wall at school?
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adrianmay Smutty Mayhemer Posts: 192	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 19:28:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adrianmay on Sept 9, 2011 19:28:36 GMT Sept 9, 2011 19:03:44 GMT flatin5th - Knight of the NC said: Which one of you ladies has taken Mr Clarkson from my cool wall at school? Find that wise-beyond-his-years child and give him an A.
	“You drink wine and you drink beer so you can talk balls to your friends. That's what it's for.” -J.D. May, philosopher.

flatin5th - Knight of the NC May Meister It's not OCD! It's called doing it right! Posts: 240	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 19:48:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Sept 9, 2011 19:48:54 GMT or her!
	Some people are like slinkies - of no real use, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs!

devil-may-care X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 6,357	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 19:57:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by devil-may-care on Sept 9, 2011 19:57:37 GMT quickly puts hands behind back It wasn't me, sir! innocent look
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flatin5th - Knight of the NC May Meister It's not OCD! It's called doing it right! Posts: 240	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 20:03:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Sept 9, 2011 20:03:14 GMT I have a few suspects in mind! All from these boards! ;D
	Some people are like slinkies - of no real use, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs!

eshalda X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 3,412	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 20:24:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eshalda on Sept 9, 2011 20:24:26 GMT I think Jeremy took it into his own head to drive off in the latest car of his choice, perhaps helped on his way by a 'friend.'

flatin5th - Knight of the NC May Meister It's not OCD! It's called doing it right! Posts: 240	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 20:26:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Sept 9, 2011 20:26:25 GMT You could have a point - I will see if the DB9 is also missing!
	Some people are like slinkies - of no real use, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs!

eshalda X-Rated Mayhemer Posts: 3,412	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 20:30:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eshalda on Sept 9, 2011 20:30:05 GMT Good idea.

Wyvern Moderator Mildly Moist Turn your dreams into ambitions - dreams end when you wake up, ambitions don't. Posts: 17,758	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 21:41:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wyvern on Sept 9, 2011 21:41:05 GMT It was not me. No. I'd never do such a thing...
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adrianmay Smutty Mayhemer Posts: 192	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 22:06:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adrianmay on Sept 9, 2011 22:06:36 GMT Is there anyway you can post a picture here of the missing "Clarkson"? It might aid in the search.
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Heartabam Smutty Mayhemer Curse you careless air!! Posts: 451	ok - own up! Sept 9, 2011 23:16:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Heartabam on Sept 9, 2011 23:16:28 GMT Not guilty!
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jmsquared Obscene Mayhemer Posts: 2,119	ok - own up! Sept 10, 2011 1:06:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jmsquared on Sept 10, 2011 1:06:57 GMT Missing Clarkson eh? Serious matter. Call Scotland Yard immediately. Wy, Heart, Jess - RUN!

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Missing Clarkson eh? Serious matter. Call Scotland Yard immediately. Wy, Heart, Jess - RUN!

Wy and Heart have already claimed their innocence but now that you mention it...where is Jess? On the lam?

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andypanty Smutty Mayhemer Yum. Posts: 214	ok - own up! Sept 10, 2011 10:31:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by andypanty on Sept 10, 2011 10:31:44 GMT Weird... 'cos Richard disappeared off my locker at work yesterday as well
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jess_lou Smutty Mayhemer Posts: 486	ok - own up! Sept 10, 2011 12:12:29 GMT via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jess_lou on Sept 10, 2011 12:12:29 GMT I know it's a late plea... But not guilty!!
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