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Post by wings on Dec 12, 2007 22:14:34 GMT
you know we should start some kind of petition, it would certainly be interesting to see how many women want to see him naked... and it may just attract his attention.
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Post by GoTeamGT on Dec 12, 2007 22:16:29 GMT
If that was on the Standard auction I'd sell my house for it (well maybe not). Certainly sell some of the furniture. They would make a fortune. Lot 69 - James May Naked for 24 hours.  But I'd need far, far more than 24 hours to even scratch the surface of all the ideas I have now.... |
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Post by inky on Dec 12, 2007 22:17:25 GMT
you know we should start some kind of petition, it would certainly be interesting to see how many women want to see him naked... and it may just attract his attention. We should get Gok Thingy to have a word with him. If anyone could get him out of his clothes, he could  ;D |
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Post by wings on Dec 12, 2007 22:22:41 GMT
indeedy inky. ahh james naked... now i have all sorts of terrible ideas floating around in my head, teeheehehe
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Post by inky on Dec 12, 2007 22:39:37 GMT
indeedy inky. ahh james naked... now i have all sorts of terrible ideas floating around in my head, teeheehehe Another sleepless night then  |
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Post by wings on Dec 12, 2007 23:15:39 GMT
lol yes. either that or wonderfu dreams filled with a naked james... wouldnt that be lovely?
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Post by inky on Dec 12, 2007 23:17:32 GMT
lol yes. either that or wonderfu dreams filled with a naked james... wouldnt that be lovely? I'd prefer the real thing to the dreams ;D |
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Post by banned on Dec 12, 2007 23:22:48 GMT
lol yes. either that or wonderfu dreams filled with a naked james... wouldnt that be lovely? I'd prefer the real thing to the dreams ;D Maybe he needs to visit each and everyone of us, whilst naked, to get comfortable enough to appear on TV whilst naked!! There is no Top Gear this week, if he gets his skates on, he may fit us all in ;D |
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Post by GoTeamGT on Dec 12, 2007 23:34:40 GMT
I'd prefer the real thing to the dreams ;D Maybe he needs to visit each and everyone of us, whilst naked, to get comfortable enough to appear on TV whilst naked!! There is no Top Gear this week, if he gets his skates on, he may fit us all in ;D You know if we were to twist that last sentence a little there would be a wonderfully naughty pun and some great instructions for James |
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Post by banned on Dec 12, 2007 23:38:06 GMT
Maybe he needs to visit each and everyone of us, whilst naked, to get comfortable enough to appear on TV whilst naked!! There is no Top Gear this week, if he gets his skates on, he may fit us all in ;D You know if we were to twist that last sentence a little there would be a wonderfully naughty pun and some great instructions for James  My innocent little mind is all a quiver now.... |
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Post by wings on Dec 12, 2007 23:43:36 GMT
You know if we were to twist that last sentence a little there would be a wonderfully naughty pun and some great instructions for James My innocent little mind is all a quiver now.... mine too!! (actually i dont think my mind was ever innocent after i started thinking james was the sexiest man on earth  ) |
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Post by GoTeamGT on Dec 12, 2007 23:45:00 GMT
My innocent little mind is all a quiver now.... I must not make dirty comment. Must make good impression.  |
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Post by banned on Dec 12, 2007 23:46:26 GMT
My innocent little mind is all a quiver now.... I must not make dirty comment. Must make good impression. Please, do not hold back!! We are all fellow smutty types  |
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Post by GoTeamGT on Dec 12, 2007 23:51:08 GMT
I must not make dirty comment. Must make good impression. Please, do not hold back!! We are all fellow smutty types Just thinking how there are things of James' I'd like to make quiver. I'm not entirely sure I'm making sense anymore but I have just listened to James talking about how certain wines make men horny and sexual abandonment for the last 20 minutes so I don't think I'm entirely to blame. |
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Post by banned on Dec 12, 2007 23:54:48 GMT
Thats the spirit!! Mr May is responsible for so much smut!! Bad boy
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Post by cheeselova on Dec 12, 2007 23:56:30 GMT
Quiver quiver smut smut smut. Ladies he ain't nekkid (unless you count the mudspa) but lovely caps of James by Maygrail over on the General Board.
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Post by banned on Dec 12, 2007 23:58:06 GMT
Did someone say mudspa?? *Flies to General board*
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Post by GoTeamGT on Dec 13, 2007 0:01:43 GMT
Why, oh why, oh why can't I see through mud!? Those pictures are all kinds of wonderful |
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Post by fusker on Dec 13, 2007 12:30:03 GMT
Please, do not hold back!! We are all fellow smutty types I'm not entirely sure I'm making sense anymore but I have just listened to James talking about how certain wines make men horny and sexual abandonment for the last 20 minutes so I don't think I'm entirely to blame. LOL! |
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Post by lilith on Dec 23, 2007 22:08:25 GMT
Hello everyone! I've been lurking around here for a few weeks now and thought I'd finally introduce myself..... I'm Amy, I'm 22 from Kent. I'm an art student with a job in an art gallery. A bit of a car nut (what gave it away!), am totally in love with Top Gear. My 'crush' on James May began about a month ago after a saucy dream involving said Mr May and I have never looked at him the same way since! Well that's about it really, hope to get to know you all a bit better  P.s. loving the pictures and smut! |
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Post by wings on Dec 23, 2007 22:13:13 GMT
Welcome lilith, to this smut filled forum. im sure you'll come to know each of us quite well. im on the forum alot ;D hmm i had a naughty thought about james once, and after that i never looked back. |
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Post by inky on Dec 23, 2007 22:16:24 GMT
Hi lilith Join our happy band I'm sure you will realise quickly that you are amongst like minded folk ;D |
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Post by glam on Dec 23, 2007 22:47:05 GMT
Hiya Lilith, welcome and enjoy |
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Post by cheeselova on Dec 23, 2007 23:54:43 GMT
Hiya Lilith, welcome and enjoy Welcome, Lilith. Please feel free to discuss all things TG and James over on the Boards. I, of course, have never had any naughty dreams/thoughts about James May |
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Post by lilith on Dec 24, 2007 0:12:27 GMT
^^ I find that last comment hard to believe!
It was a very odd dream. When I first woke up from it I was like "Ewwwwww" then as the day wore on more like "Hmmmmm actually.....". I have admitted this to a select few friends who all came back with the same comment of "NOOOOOOO!" They obviously don't know a real man when they see one!
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Post by cheeselova on Dec 24, 2007 1:07:19 GMT
If you can still remember any of your dream, Lilith, please come over to the Dreams thread and tell us about it |
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Post by Mayfayre on Dec 24, 2007 1:38:30 GMT
Strange how powerful dreams can be, I've had that happen to me as well (different person though - can't actually remember who it was now...).
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Post by Sloopy on Dec 24, 2007 9:46:14 GMT
Hello everyone! I've been lurking around here for a few weeks now and thought I'd finally introduce myself..... I'm Amy, I'm 22 from Kent. I'm an art student with a job in an art gallery. A bit of a car nut (what gave it away!), am totally in love with Top Gear. My 'crush' on James May began about a month ago after a saucy dream involving said Mr May and I have never looked at him the same way since! Well that's about it really, hope to get to know you all a bit better P.s. loving the pictures and smut! Hi lilith!! Welcome to the board - no topic is off-limits. Well, almost. ;D ;D |
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Post by lew on Dec 24, 2007 9:55:01 GMT
Welcome to all ;D.....and Sloop love your avatar ;D
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Post by xjsarah on Dec 24, 2007 13:39:43 GMT
Hi Lilith, welcome on board! I love your choice of name - one of my favourite goddesses. Now, why can't I have saucy dreams about Mr May....?!  Any that I've had have been annoyingly chaste! ;D |
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I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
My innocent little mind is all a quiver now.... 
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Any that I've had have been annoyingly chaste!