alfie
Smutty Mayhemer
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Post by alfie on Mar 26, 2008 16:13:39 GMT
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Post by banned on Mar 26, 2008 16:23:03 GMT
Hee hee, thats the one I was waffling on about in general chat!! Bless him!!
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alfie
Smutty Mayhemer
Posts: 208
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Post by alfie on Mar 26, 2008 16:38:04 GMT
Sorry, didn't think to check in there to see if it had been posted before  |
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Post by banned on Mar 26, 2008 16:45:00 GMT
Sorry alfie, I meant thank you for posting it!! We were all talking about it, and never put up a link!!!
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 26, 2008 16:45:38 GMT
I'm always happy to see the lovely Doctor Clarkson enjoying himself, but it doesn't say much about the standard of journalism on the Daily Wail when they come up with a story that is basically, "Here's a bloke in his forties on holiday and he's got a bit of a tum - and look, here are the pictures to prove we've been running this same story for three years already, in case you haven't noticed..." Aww... loving the tum. If Mrs C wasn't standing guard it would be lovely to snuggle it But as she is, that would just be scary ;D |
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Post by lew on Mar 26, 2008 17:45:25 GMT
Ta alfie  ......lots of jezza  |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 26, 2008 19:27:23 GMT
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Post by lew on Mar 26, 2008 19:31:36 GMT
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Post by lymaze on Mar 26, 2008 19:55:06 GMT
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Post by lew on Mar 26, 2008 20:19:35 GMT
Gwad blimey, jezz wouldn't know what to do with his trunks....that's a silly question |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 26, 2008 20:23:30 GMT
He won't need them. Or anything else. Except for some ice cream.  |
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Post by lew on Mar 26, 2008 20:51:35 GMT
What favour?.....strawberry |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 26, 2008 20:53:58 GMT
I thought I might go for a mixture - makes it more interesting. ;D
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Post by Eclair on Mar 28, 2008 9:43:48 GMT
Where's that vomit smilie?  ;D |
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Post by lew on Mar 28, 2008 18:08:34 GMT
Eclair.....how could you ;D poor old jezza in his same old shorts ;D........actually if he pulls them down more I'll faint |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 28, 2008 19:57:25 GMT
I read today in The Metro that he claims that he has a 36 inch waist but his dressers say it is much larger, over 40 inches, but they are too scared to tell him.
His dressers? Well, he will need a new one now she's opened her big mouth and I can guarantee Mr C that I will tell you you have a 32 inch waist and a very good inside leg measurement too. All for £25,000. ;D
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Post by inky on Mar 28, 2008 20:25:57 GMT
His dressers? Well, he will need a new one now she's opened her big mouth and I can guarantee Mr C that I will tell you you have a 32 inch waist and a very good inside leg measurement too. All for £25,000. ;D I thought you would have done it for free |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 28, 2008 20:30:47 GMT
A girl's got to make a living. Plus a bonus. And I think you can guess what that is. ;D |
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Post by lew on Mar 28, 2008 20:34:42 GMT
I read today in The Metro that he claims that he has a 36 inch waist but his dressers say it is much larger, over 40 inches, but they are too scared to tell him. His dressers? Well, he will need a new one now she's opened her big mouth and I can guarantee Mr C that I will tell you you have a 32 inch waist and a very good inside leg measurement too. All for £25,000. ;D Make it £20,000.....right nice to know you lot ;D......runs very hard ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 28, 2008 20:36:54 GMT
£18,000. my final offer. I will do anything you ask JC. ;D
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Post by lew on Mar 28, 2008 20:41:40 GMT
Ly me darling he's yours ....infact you'd do a better job .....and I'm after jimjam |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 28, 2008 20:46:55 GMT
Phew. by the way, I was willing to do it for nothing, or if need be, pay him. ;D
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Post by inky on Mar 28, 2008 21:06:53 GMT
by the way, I was willing to do it for nothing, or if need be, pay him. ;D I was right then ;D |
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......lots of jezza 
I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......