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Post by Eclair on Nov 13, 2007 8:49:40 GMT
 *The May Prayer*(King James version) Our James Who art our heaven Hallowed be thy mane Thy Hammersmith come Thy will be done On TG, WA, 20th Century, etc. as it is in heaven Give us this day, our daily postings And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive those who cross over to Hamster and Jezza And lead us into much smut temptation But deliver us from Jezza or The Archers or whatever James' current irritant is For thine is the A-May-Zing kingdom The powerrr....I mean oh c*ck in all its picnic hamper glory Forever and ever Amen (C) Written by Chocolateclair *To be recited as whenever needed. |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Nov 15, 2007 18:58:14 GMT
;D ;D I love the candle at the top, thats kool
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Post by lonesome aesthetic on Dec 4, 2007 15:28:36 GMT
heehee. I'm printing that out and sticking it to the wall at college.
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Post by Sloopy on Dec 4, 2007 15:29:27 GMT
Oh yes. Spread the word. ;D ;D
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Post by lonesome aesthetic on Dec 4, 2007 15:33:43 GMT
 I think they're sick of me going on about him! (and yet they still don't really know who he is! :  |
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Post by bayleaf on Feb 4, 2008 10:58:53 GMT
Us ex? catholics need to recite a few of these...
The Hail May.
May all hairy,
In the polar race, Jezza was with thee.
Lusted after art thou among women
And lusted after are the fruit and veg in thy wetsuit, Crikey!
Hairy May, leather clad
Say to us mayhemmers now,
And during the hour of Top Gear
Oh C*ck.
Inspired by December 24 of Mayfayre's brilliant advent calendar. Could someone post that slightly scary pic of James as May here?
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Post by Eclair on Feb 4, 2008 11:24:06 GMT
Us ex? catholics need to recite a few of these... The Hail May. May all hairy, In the polar race, Jezza was with thee. Lusted after art thou among women And lusted after are the fruit and veg in thy wetsuit, Crikey! Hairy May, leather clad Say to us mayhemmers now, And during the hour of Top Gear Oh C*ck. Inspired by December 24 of Mayfayre's brilliant advent calendar. Could someone post that slightly scary pic of James as May here? Here ya are, Bayleaf! And thanks for resurrecting  *The May Prayer*, all scriptures, etc gratefully accepted.... ;D  |
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Post by bayleaf on Feb 4, 2008 11:35:49 GMT
I love the way James has gently laid the baby Hamster on his tidy tool cupboard.
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Post by fusker on Feb 4, 2008 11:35:55 GMT
Brilliant bayleaf!
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Post by cheeselova on Feb 4, 2008 18:21:36 GMT
LOL ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2008 18:25:24 GMT
Genius! |
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Post by 0zoodle0 on Feb 4, 2008 19:32:31 GMT
Aw i'm loving the prayer |
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Post by teegeethree on Feb 4, 2008 19:46:55 GMT
That nativity picture is brilliant! Had me in stitches! |
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Post by 0zoodle0 on Feb 4, 2008 20:35:12 GMT
That nativity picture is brilliant! Had me in stitches!  That is hilarious. Angel Stiggy  |
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Post by fusker on Feb 5, 2008 9:22:48 GMT
The advent pictures are all superb - they made my Xmas!
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Post by Wyvern on Feb 5, 2008 11:23:48 GMT
I hadn't noticed the advent calendar until I saw this and nearly wet myself laughing ;D But then I found the thread and was very highly entertained - what a great piece of work! And the December 25th surprise was lovely  |
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Post by starfish on Feb 10, 2008 17:43:42 GMT
I found that rather funny.lol. I saved it hope you dont mind. thank you for that.
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Post by ladystardust on Apr 4, 2008 8:28:34 GMT
I recently complained about having had a crisis of faith and turned my back on religion. I think I've found a new one to follow- hoorah!
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Post by Vixen on Apr 13, 2008 21:09:55 GMT
Is there a name for this religion? Mayism?
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Post by pianoabi on May 9, 2008 17:38:09 GMT
mmmmmm
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Post by katherine on May 25, 2009 23:05:31 GMT
I recently complained about having had a crisis of faith and turned my back on religion. I think I've found a new one to follow- hoorah! I too have turned my back on religion and am now an ardent atheist. I had an e-mail once from Richard Dawkins, who I correspond with occasionally! |
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Post by Mayhem on Mar 24, 2011 18:45:46 GMT
What a brilliant piece of art! xD
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Post by pesepheny18 on Mar 27, 2011 6:36:40 GMT
That's a great prayer.
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Post by slfriend79 on Sept 14, 2011 15:20:20 GMT
*The May Prayer*(King James version) Our James Who art our heaven Hallowed be thy mane Thy Hammersmith come Thy will be done On TG, WA, 20th Century, etc. as it is in heaven Give us this day, our daily postings And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive those who cross over to Hamster and Jezza And lead us into much smut temptation But deliver us from Jezza or The Archers or whatever James' current irritant is For thine is the A-May-Zing kingdom The powerrr....I mean oh c*ck in all its picnic hamper glory Forever and ever Amen (C) Written by Chocolateclair *To be recited as whenever needed. LOL, I Love It! |
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Post by jmsquared on Sept 15, 2011 0:16:46 GMT
Just seen this for the first time. You don't suppose...the Middle East Special....inspired by......  ?? (Sorry if this has been brought up before.) |
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Post by cockney on Sept 17, 2011 20:56:22 GMT
This is the first time for me as well and I love that pic! It has got me to thinking, though, about James and religion. He seems quite spiritual, but does anyone know whether he professes to belong to a paticular religion?
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Post by missburlo on Mar 16, 2012 23:43:37 GMT
As an atheist, I will make this a wish kind of poem rather than a prayer...
Oh man that they call captain slow,
the ladies of the pro boards want to know,
if you would like to have a drink,
with all of us, cos we all think,
that you are simply incredibly lush,
so don't be shy and do not blush,
a sex god that you truly are,
we all admire you from afar,
so pardon if this really sounds rude,
we want a photo now of you in the nude!
so upload please and we'll let you know,
your rate out of ten, oh captain slow
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Post by Reneeisxena on May 25, 2014 7:07:29 GMT
Us ex? catholics need to recite a few of these... The Hail May. May all hairy, In the polar race, Jezza was with thee. Lusted after art thou among women And lusted after are the fruit and veg in thy wetsuit, Crikey! Hairy May, leather clad Say to us mayhemmers now, And during the hour of Top Gear Oh C*ck. Inspired by December 24 of Mayfayre's brilliant advent calendar. Could someone post that slightly scary pic of James as May here? OMG! As a recovered catholic I nearly pmsl at this! I could add an ending. "Glory be to the Jezza, the Hamster and the Holy May!." |
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I think they're sick of me going on about him! (and yet they still don't really know who he is! :
*The May Prayer*, all scriptures, etc gratefully accepted.... ;D
That is hilarious. Angel Stiggy 
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