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Post by ciara on Dec 6, 2007 2:20:44 GMT
Hi everyone,
Unfortunately this is not a post detailing James' next appearance on the show! I was watching it this morning (Sky +'d it as the lovely Alan Fletcher was on!), and the following conversation took place:
Matthew found out James has been voted "Weirdest Celebrity Crush 2007" by Heat magazine.
Matthew Wright: "It's a dark day for those of you who harbour romantic longings for some weird looking people on TV, as yours truly fails to snatch Heat's "Weird Crush" crown... losing out to Top Gear's James May. Gutted I was, but then how could I compete with a man who owns a Bentley, 2 Porches, a Range Rover, several motorbikes and has a pilot license! Well done Captain Slow - keep your hands on the joysticks! Gutted!!
Janet Ellis: "And he lives around the corner from me!"
MW: "Does he have a girlfriend?"
JE: "Yes he does!... It's Mrs. May actually!"
MW: "Mrs. May??"
JE: "Yes, Mrs. May strictly speaking!"
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, folks!
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Post by Puss on Dec 6, 2007 4:09:48 GMT
Well, if that is true. I think it's sweet. Onya James.  Congratulations. *rushes back to fan fic to live a little longer in blissful ignorance* |
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Post by Sloopy on Dec 6, 2007 7:02:10 GMT
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Post by Eclair on Dec 6, 2007 8:02:45 GMT
Oooh!  Is he? Isn't he? Is she? Isn't she? Are they? Aren't they?  It's a tangled web they've woven if they are....   PS. Hi Ciara! Nice to see you again! Glad you found us! Ciara is back from DS and JMS days! *waves*  |
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 8:07:16 GMT
Ooooo blimey a flippin great big web, I'd have thought that Jezza would have caught onto that one |
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Post by glam on Dec 6, 2007 8:34:22 GMT
I knew there was a reason Janet Ellis annoyed me |
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 8:39:12 GMT
Well until I get it from the horses mouth, I'll live in blissful ignorance |
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Post by coley on Dec 6, 2007 8:45:03 GMT
What the? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *collapses* |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 6, 2007 9:02:56 GMT
Oh dear, are you okay Coley?.... I think there might be a lot of emergency admissions to The James May Hospital today.... *prepares Therapy Clinic* *books all Grief Counsellors* *arranges emergency consultations from Dr's Clarkson, Hammond, Stig and Wilman* |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 9:29:16 GMT
Mrs May - strictly speaking. Well if he has congrats - but probably she means it's such a long relationship she's now her in doors or "the wife". Anyhow we shall see. Confetti, hankies at the ready. |
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Post by xjsarah on Dec 6, 2007 9:35:59 GMT
Lymaze, I'm with you on that one. I mean, how can you be married 'strictly speaking'? Either you're married, or you're not!  |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 9:37:42 GMT
Exactly. And Janet Ellis is not the brightest spark in the fire, much like her dull daughter. ;D |
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Post by Puss on Dec 6, 2007 9:39:06 GMT
I like to think I'm married 'strictly speaking'. ;D |
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Post by glam on Dec 6, 2007 9:39:25 GMT
The Wright Stuff as a bit of a track record for dropping naughty clangers. Matthew's probably hoping he can wrestle the title off James on a technicality
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 9:39:40 GMT
Case rested - although not quite closed. |
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Post by banned on Dec 6, 2007 9:41:09 GMT
If he WAS married, why would he keep it a secret?!! Bloody Janet Ellis, never like her on Blue Peter!!
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 9:43:49 GMT
Also, when the hell would he get time off to do it and how would he persuade Jezza to keep his big mouth shut? ;D
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Post by hypnobird on Dec 6, 2007 9:59:58 GMT
If he WAS married, why would he keep it a secret?!! Bloody Janet Ellis, never like her on Blue Peter!! she didn't mean his mum... as in no other woman would ever be as good as... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2007 10:17:11 GMT
oh help......oh what ..................NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and that Janet Ellis total cow. Hmerph until from horses mouth don't care, blissful ignorance!
'gets wheeled off to JM Hospital'
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Post by beckstar on Dec 6, 2007 10:21:22 GMT
eh? ? I'd imagine that the lovely and lucky Ms Frater would be more than a little bit miffed to be described as Mrs May on national telly... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2007 10:25:04 GMT
anyway Hammond and Clarkson wouldn't be able to keep their mouths shut, or could they 'stops thinking and raids for chocolate'
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 10:52:38 GMT
And anyway what did he write in Kimmi's book ;D......sorry a case of the long term gf |
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Post by Mayfayre on Dec 6, 2007 11:59:11 GMT
A quick Google confirms that there is indeed a record of James May getting married... ...to Elizabeith Hawkes on 6 November 1743, at the age of 25. He's very well preserved then... |
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Post by Puss on Dec 6, 2007 12:09:11 GMT
A quick Google confirms that there is indeed a record of James May getting married... ...to Elizabeith Hawkes on 6 November 1743, at the age of 25. He's very well preserved then... LOL! Way to break it to us gently... My google search just said he was gay... Go figure. |
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 12:12:07 GMT
Sorry I'm really laughing ;D
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Post by Sloopy on Dec 6, 2007 12:59:12 GMT
Oh dear. All these rumours are just making it worse. ;D |
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Post by beckstar on Dec 6, 2007 13:06:58 GMT
Maybe he's actually married to a big butch hairy bloke called Stephen... ;D
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 13:37:12 GMT
Maybe he's actually married to a big butch hairy bloke called Stephen... ;D ...... |
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Post by sarah on Dec 6, 2007 13:43:03 GMT
Maybe she's just his beard ;D ;D ;D
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Post by beckstar on Dec 6, 2007 13:44:32 GMT
He needs to shave then... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Congratulations.
