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Post by beckstar on Jun 19, 2008 7:38:41 GMT
The things I do for JM, honestly... Scanning a magazine full of t*ts at this time of a morning...  |
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Post by beckstar on Jun 19, 2008 7:39:24 GMT
.... and page 2...  |
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Post by dutchdiva on Jun 19, 2008 8:02:04 GMT
I love that picture. thanks for posting
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Post by beckstar on Jun 19, 2008 8:05:14 GMT
You're most welcome. I love the 'slightly disturbed to be sitting astride a child's toy' expression... And as for the 'hands-free cooker' comment... well!
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Post by lew on Jun 19, 2008 12:03:18 GMT
How did I miss this, thanks becks  ......hands free cooker ;D I suppose you bribed somelse to get this ;D |
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Post by Carrie on Jun 19, 2008 12:12:09 GMT
ways to buy the magazine with out looking odd...... okay ill have to turn it to the page in the shop...scream and shout that james is in it... then say ill have to buy it... tell the shop person i meet him last week... as you do and then.... can i have a bag with that!!!
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Post by beckstar on Jun 19, 2008 12:12:52 GMT
I suppose you bribed somelse to get this ;D Sadly no, I did actually walk into a shop and buy a magazine with no fewer than four naked (probably fake) breasts on the front just for a two-page article on JM! I bought The Guardian at the same time though, just for balance... |
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Post by Liz on Jun 19, 2008 12:15:40 GMT
Oh crikey, it's dark glasses and a comedy moustache when I go to my local newsagents!...  |
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Post by lew on Jun 19, 2008 12:36:48 GMT
Becks I'm in awe ;D
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Post by beckstar on Jun 19, 2008 14:21:11 GMT
I've bought worse. I had to buy The Mail on Sunday once. Nearly *died* of embarrassment. |
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Post by stigalicious on Jun 19, 2008 20:05:35 GMT
TY you made my day!!!
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Post by Liz on Jun 20, 2008 12:41:11 GMT
Well, mission accomplished.... in, grab, paid for and out in under 20 seconds.... I think I got away with it!!  |
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Post by dutchdiva on Jun 20, 2008 12:47:21 GMT
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Post by Liz on Jun 20, 2008 12:50:57 GMT
Luckily, more by accident than design (hubby usually picks it up), I had to buy TV guide as well, so I could cover it up!! lol ;D
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Post by blackopal on Jun 20, 2008 16:58:42 GMT
Is this a lad magazine (no actual nudity) or porn?
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Post by beckstar on Jun 20, 2008 17:10:13 GMT
It's a 'lad mag' containing lots and lots and LOTS of scantily-clad women so it usually lives on the top shelf becuase of the nakedness. Lots of enormous boobs and 'alluring' expressions. And football... One of the dullest publications I've ever had the displeasure to encounter, but they do seem to like Top Gear rather a lot!!
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Post by blackopal on Jun 20, 2008 17:38:31 GMT
Ahh, OK. Lad mags in the States don't usually have nudity, just women in bikinis.
That "hands-free cooker" comment was rather off-putting. Maybe it's just me being sensitive.
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Post by maibee on Jun 20, 2008 17:44:44 GMT
I've bought worse. I had to buy The Mail on Sunday once. Nearly *died* of embarrassment. LOL, I simply couldn't bear having to pick it up and put it in the trolley (do supermarkets sell it?) and worse still store it at home hidden away till recycling day. I think I'll make do with the scan. I mean I bought Heat twice, that was bad enough. Can you actually claim to be a 'reader' of Heat or are you just a 'looker'? |
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Post by stigalicious on Jun 20, 2008 18:25:20 GMT
Have to agree, Nuts is one of the worst testimonies to a British man... ever. Period. Its one redeeming feature is that it likes Top Gear, as stated above. And thats it. Sorry, but this day and age I think either men need to be a little less brazen about their blinkered opinions of women OR that women need a magazine full of half naked men with six packs and g strings to glare at in shops. Sad thing is I wouldn't buy it- I've only ever been attracted to clever men. Supposedly sexy ones like David Beckham just don't do it for me at all. Give me Stephen Fry talking about the history of the English language *knees go weak*
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Post by Wyvern on Jun 20, 2008 18:31:49 GMT
Stephen Fry was one of my very first (if not first) celeb crushes when I was a teenager. I remember he did an interview where he said he quite liked the idea of fatherhood but couldn't bear the thought of inflicting his sweaty body on a poor woman to achieve it. I thought, well, I wouldn't mind ;D And no, the over-muscled pretty boys do nothing for me, either. They have to have something between their ears! In fact, this is why in the grand scheme of things although it's a lovely set-up I'm not overly fond of the Heat photo of James, but the ones taken earlier this week at Radio 1 induced enough thuddage to last a lifetime  |
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Post by theplaguerat on Aug 30, 2008 15:52:30 GMT
Well done to you for buying it! Well someone had to just so we could look at the interview! I think I'd be very tempted to just grab it and run, then possibly get caught by the security guard and asked whether I was buying it for myself. I wonder why James would want to be in such a smutty magazine anyway. I thought he liked girls with their own breasts.  |
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Post by maureen on Aug 30, 2008 17:21:14 GMT
His mouth looks really good in that picture. You'd be surprised at the interviews he agreed to give this year, plaguerat. This was tame compared so some of the irritating people like the Sky female for instance, who interviewed him in Sept 2007.
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Post by theplaguerat on Aug 31, 2008 7:42:54 GMT
His mouth looks really good in that picture. You'd be surprised at the interviews he agreed to give this year, plaguerat. This was tame compared so some of the irritating people like the Sky female for instance, who interviewed him in Sept 2007. I saw that interview, she said Bugatti wrong or something like that. |
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Post by maureen on Aug 31, 2008 8:25:45 GMT
One thing that really sticks out in my mind about that particular interview is how rude I thought she was to him. She'd interrupt him while he was still talking, which has always been a pet peave of mine.
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Post by theplaguerat on Aug 31, 2008 12:59:41 GMT
Egh I hate it when people do that!
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Post by maureen on Aug 31, 2008 13:16:04 GMT
Me too. If I was interviewing him (another fantasy), he would have my undivided attention and I'd want him to keep talking - alot.
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Post by isabel on Aug 31, 2008 18:10:33 GMT
What a lovely pic. I'm still tittering at the thought of Mr and Mrs Stig at the christmas party. |
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Post by theplaguerat on Aug 31, 2008 18:24:27 GMT
Me too. If I was interviewing him (another fantasy), he would have my undivided attention and I'd want him to keep talking - alot. Me too!! I'd be quite happy to just sit there and listen, whilst staring into his eyes.  |
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Post by maureen on Sept 1, 2008 7:31:12 GMT
Me too. If I was interviewing him (another fantasy), he would have my undivided attention and I'd want him to keep talking - alot. Me too!! I'd be quite happy to just sit there and listen, whilst staring into his eyes. Me too. They're very mesmerising. |
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......hands free cooker ;D
