The not so well known quotes

[stigalicious]

On caravan conkers:
'One bloke may have a three-er but then another might pull out a niner'
(Oh that quote is so so wrong...)

[stigalicious]

My sisters top toys; girls world
"So the message- if you want to get ahead, get a head"

Blowing up the treehouse "Little sister, look away now"

Fuzzy felt; "I'll just escape... through this lightening storm. I'll hide in this hollow mountain... oh, no I won't."


Also on MSTT, on close ups James appears to have almost purple eyes!

Fave part is his reaction when hes looking at the ladybird original illustrations in the box. If you thought you'd heard dodgy sounds in 'tg theme enzo' then this'll blow ur sox off!

[maureen]

"Fave part is his reaction when hes looking at the ladybird original illustrations in the box. If you thought you'd heard dodgy sounds in 'tg theme enzo' then this'll blow ur sox off!"

That was pornography for me. The way his mouth dropped open, his eyes got dreamy, and he gasped before - what you said, Stig -

[wildcathammondette]

any links to that ??

[stigalicious]

yeah, just go mininova James May My sisters top toys. Its a good quality version and didnt take long to download it. Youll need a downloader like flashget

[wildcathammondette]

yes well that'll have to wait till I got the net at home... hopefully tomorrow...

is it on youtube in the meantime?

[maureen]

Sadly, WCH, not anymore. A few of the other ones, like the tree house, the pram go-cart, fuzzy felt, and Major Morgan are. I have them in my James May solo playlist.

[stigalicious]

"Winter olympics 'If I slip up I'm going to end up in Lillehammer asda'

[theplaguerat]

From when the mothers test drived cars:
"Have you bought me a fruitcake?"

I cant remember what episode this ones from:
"We used to pick up shells on the beach - unexploded ones"

[maureen]

Aug 27, 2008 12:58:50 GMT theplaguerat said:

From when the mothers test drived cars:
"Have you bought me a fruitcake?"

I cant remember what episode this ones from:
"We used to pick up shells on the beach - unexploded ones"

I like that one too. It's from James May's Sister's Top Toys when he's making tin can stilts.

[maureen]

And now, I feel perfectly happy about getting hit in the face by a caravan. - From the caravan conkers one.

[stigalicious]

On crashing his audi into a small wall at 30mph

'I think that is the most unplesant thing I have ever done'

[xjsarah]

From TG, after the drag race on Pendine Sands: "Hammond beat me going backwards!"

I can't help liking that one, although I'm not entirely sure why!

[Shortie]

Wikipedia has a whole page of quotes, if you've not seen them. I have just checked and someone has changed the picture on Wiki from that dreary old one to the one where he has a pipe and an icecream. Was it one of us? Well done!

[lonelyangel22]

From series 2, episode 5 I think - "I've got some carpet. It's in the loft. It's beige but you can have it anyway."

And: "Oh God, have I left the iron on?"

And from series 2, episode 3:
James: "What would you say if I said 'Perodua Kelisa'?
Richard: "Ooh, bless you!" ;D

[richmondgal]

^^Welcome by the way

From Series 10 news (not sure which ep):
"No a rat has a long and skinny tail, while a fox has a short and fluffy tail and also a name: Basil"

[wildcathammondette]

Where can I see the caravan conkers bit?