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Post by lew on Aug 8, 2008 15:53:16 GMT
MF how to put yourself off someone very quick sorry no vomit/puke smilie ;D.....sorry can't look again ;D Now Richard Hammond Board ;D
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Post by Mayfayre on Aug 8, 2008 17:21:49 GMT
Mwahahahaha! My plan is working, I shall soon have him all to myself ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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jasmine
Smutty Mayhemer
It's Ok, This Was Your Test, Your Game...
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Post by jasmine on Aug 8, 2008 17:28:44 GMT
OMG just saw that photo, almost choked on my bacon sarnie!!!
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Post by maureen on Aug 8, 2008 19:17:28 GMT
If you look at the picture, you can tell someone super-imposed his face on Tim Curry's body. It is frightening though. If his hair was bleached in that picture, he would look like the guy from the "White Punks on Dope" video. Please don't hate.
Here's another one from WIKI. Someone said him and his girlfriend are thinking of having babies. After what I read on the Heat Magazine interview thread here, I'm not so sure.
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 9, 2008 0:10:42 GMT
Nah, hes said in a few interviews that he hasnt ruled it out but he doesnt yern for them either. Im not presuming to know the guy but it strikes me that his life is about his work to be honest. I doubt he or 'w' are at that stage right now
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Post by Vixen on Aug 9, 2008 0:42:06 GMT
Am I the only one who liked the pic of James in womens undies? Yes? Oh, ok I'll shutup now.....
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 9, 2008 0:46:25 GMT
^ muhahhahahahhahaha!
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Post by banned on Aug 9, 2008 0:48:47 GMT
Am I the only one who liked the pic of James in womens undies? Yes? Oh, ok I'll shutup now..... *ahem* Maybe not.....
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Post by Vixen on Aug 9, 2008 0:49:20 GMT
Haha! Woo! Not the only one then eh banned?
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Post by banned on Aug 9, 2008 0:52:25 GMT
*ahem* Maybe not....
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Post by Vixen on Aug 9, 2008 0:52:51 GMT
*giggles* ^^
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Post by maureen on Aug 9, 2008 7:00:16 GMT
Nah, hes said in a few interviews that he hasnt ruled it out but he doesnt yern for them either. Im not presuming to know the guy but it strikes me that his life is about his work to be honest. I doubt he or 'w' are at that stage right now You know, Stig? I read that interview too. It was titled, "Clarkson is a boorish Bufoon" or something of that nature. Given that and the Heat interview, we'll have to see. It's hard to say at the present time, but if they did have kids, I bet they'd be adorable, well-mannered, have a great sense of humour, creative, and very intelligent.
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Post by maureen on Aug 9, 2008 9:28:06 GMT
I bet he'd look really sexy with thick black eyeliner and no other make up. JK
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Post by februarystar8 on Aug 9, 2008 9:54:47 GMT
lol, i can see it now- clarkson getting hold of that picture and using it against james on the next series... it would be hilairious, but possibly not for james
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Post by Mayfayre on Aug 9, 2008 11:34:39 GMT
If you look at the picture, you can tell someone super-imposed his face on Tim Curry's body.... Maureen, I completely 'fess up to doing that months ago. Last November, iirc. It was pure coincidence that someone posted an untrue rumour to the same effect when I was paying attention! I know James has a much better body, but I still don't think it's that scary!
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Post by Mayfayre on Aug 9, 2008 12:38:04 GMT
I've corrected the typo, so now no-one will know what you're talking about
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Post by maibee on Aug 9, 2008 13:05:46 GMT
*whistles nonchalantly* Talking to yourself, MF? *whispers* suits me cos I don't like to type anything risque for all and sundry to see!
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Post by Vixen on Aug 9, 2008 13:12:24 GMT
LMAO!
Smooth Maibee ;D
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Post by maibee on Aug 9, 2008 13:46:07 GMT
Vixen, spreekt U Hollands? I don't, but I'm trying to decipher with limited German (our shared cousin language) and wiktionary! Love is to feel, to feel is to know, but to know that you feel love is completely different. This is what I came up with without any grammatcial knowledge (te = to?) ! Help Dutch, Linden, WCH!!!! Sorry if I've massacred this, which is obviously originally a very beautiful quotation.
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Post by lindenchase on Aug 9, 2008 14:28:14 GMT
I'd be happy to help you, but what is it exactly that you want me to translate for you?
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Post by maibee on Aug 9, 2008 14:31:10 GMT
Vixen's signature!
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Post by lindenchase on Aug 9, 2008 14:32:05 GMT
Love is to feel, to feel is to know, but to know that you feel love is completely different
If this is it, in Dutch that would be:
Liefhebben is voelen, voelen is weten, maar te weten dat je lief hebt is iets heel anders.
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Post by lindenchase on Aug 9, 2008 14:33:27 GMT
I think my translation is better. ;D
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Post by maibee on Aug 9, 2008 14:41:18 GMT
Liefde is te voelen, te voelen is te weten, maar te weten dat u liefde voelt is volledig verschillend......
This is the original (as per Vixen's sig ^^). Are you saying the Dutch is incorrect. Or you tried to retranslate what I said. And of course your translation is going to be better, never any doubt about that one!! ;D I was making it up as I went along, with a little help from t'web of lies!
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Post by lindenchase on Aug 9, 2008 14:50:44 GMT
I hadn't noticed Vixen's signature and translated directly from what you wrote down. I am wondering where Vixen got it from. I wouldn't be surprised if she used a translation tool as well. The use of "te" isn't entirely correct.
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 9, 2008 15:22:49 GMT
James has been the director of the Orville the duck fan club for fifteen years James recently turned down an offer to be the face of M&S chinos. This was due to a clash with his current contract to front a designer diffusion line at Debenhams called 'Ok beige' Jeremy however took up the offer to front their new line of 'fashionable y fronts' and mens jackets
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Post by Wyvern on Aug 9, 2008 15:34:32 GMT
*NEWS FLASH*
James's Y-fronts contract is in doubt after it emerged that he has been in talks with saucy high street retailer Ann Summers to be the new face of its men's range. Particular excitement was apparently raised by his modelling of their popular "Elephant" thong, although it is rumoured that several female executives were hospitalised when he demonstrated a number of outfits from the "Uncut" range.
A source said, "With his straightforward approach, Mr May is popular and well-respected by women and men, and much is made of the fact that he presents himself as an 'Ordinary Bloke'. As the new face of Ann Summers, he shows that a bit of bedroom naughtiness isn't just for perverts and weirdoes - ordinary people can play too.
"What with his well-known catchphrase being what it is, we think he will be ideal for the upcoming launch of the new 'Cockerel' pouch later this year."
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Post by lindenchase on Aug 9, 2008 15:40:44 GMT
I so wish that last one wasn't untrue. ;D
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Post by stigalicious on Aug 9, 2008 16:08:21 GMT
lol!
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Post by Vixen on Aug 9, 2008 16:53:02 GMT
Sorry my sig is incorrect, I just used an online translator
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