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Post by lew on Jul 27, 2008 22:54:27 GMT
May porn where  .......skips off ;D |
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Post by adco on Jul 28, 2008 1:37:16 GMT
Sorry lew, you've misunderstood!
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Post by cantervilleghost on Jul 28, 2008 13:02:59 GMT
You mean there isn't any May porn? But, I've had a crap night at work! May porn would really help! Guess I'll slink away now, dejected.  |
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Post by lew on Jul 28, 2008 13:04:15 GMT
May porn where .......skips off ;D I know  ......well it's nice to think about it ;D |
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Post by maureen on Jul 28, 2008 14:18:21 GMT
I know it's not the James May story, but did you see the cover story for today's DT about the couple on their honeymoon? That's so sad. No one should have to go like that. On a happier note, I watched his fizzy outtake a few minutes ago. It looks like alot of fun, especially off roading, I bet.  |
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Post by maibee on Jul 28, 2008 15:06:27 GMT
About a dozen comments up, DD, Lindenchase and Vixen amongst them. |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 28, 2008 15:46:12 GMT
It did take them a while this week, didn't it? I'm quite surprised by the number of people who actually think James really is on a caravaning holiday. ;D Some of them will be really disappointed when they'll read next week's column in which James no doubt will start to complain about the caravan, Oz and the combination of both.
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Post by maibee on Jul 28, 2008 20:39:33 GMT
DD, I think that Lindenchase means that people actually think he's gone on holiday in a caravan.
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Post by lymaze on Jul 28, 2008 20:47:56 GMT
As opposed to having to share a 2 birth shed with a wine ponce. No doubt James is having to sleep under the caravan this time.  |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 28, 2008 20:50:43 GMT
DD, I think that Lindenchase means that people actually think he's gone on holiday in a caravan. Yep, that's what I meant. James clearly hates caravans and I guess Woman - being the Notting Hill arty bird she is - wouldn't be much impressed either if James suggested it. ;D |
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Post by stigalicious on Jul 28, 2008 21:02:32 GMT
See this is what annoys me! With somebody like James, with such a fun child like spirit, I'd be more than delighted if he gave me a train set for a bday or xmas pressie (and I'd get it straight out of the box and play with it- maybe not inviting him to play with me!) and I'd go in a caravan or a tent with him provided he wouldnt go all weird if I fart more than he does!!!! lmao! Show me a MAN* who has a fun spirit like James and I'd be very happy.. but probs only because I am young and fun is what I'm about. At 40 odd, I wonder how long woman will deal with it for? Shes lasted it out for a while now but eventually at her age (not being rude at all) priorities differ....
* I say a MAN because boys are different. They are just idiotic instead.
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Post by lymaze on Jul 28, 2008 21:05:52 GMT
Clears throat. Some of us 40 odds or near enoughs are quite young and fun as well. You never know, James's priorities may change too and so they could meet in the middle. |
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Post by maibee on Jul 28, 2008 21:27:49 GMT
Or maybe this is wishful thinking, Stiggy, and you're hoping you will be ready and poised, waiting for that moment ... if it comes  And maybe they will live happily ever after... or both change as Ly says... or stay the same... and still live happily ever after. And this 50 and a little odd of a few months would certainly deal with it! |
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Post by adco on Jul 28, 2008 21:32:45 GMT
Clears throat. Some of us 40 odds or near enoughs are quite young and fun as well. You never know, James's priorities may change too and so they could meet in the middle. As a 40 odd myself (or oddly 40) I say here here! |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 28, 2008 21:47:55 GMT
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Post by lymaze on Jul 28, 2008 21:50:01 GMT
I don't think we all think Woman is a dull person at all. In fact a very lucky, intelligent and talented one. |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 28, 2008 21:55:23 GMT
Definitely lucky. ;D
And at forty-one years of age, can I say hear hear as well?
(It is hear hear, isn't it? or here, here??)
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Post by lew on Jul 29, 2008 7:46:11 GMT
Who said we all thought her dull, not at all Linden, the girl has class (I doubt James loves ballet ;D) and definitely a mind of her own. Like I like camping (well sort of ;D) the colour pink*, and I too have a mind of my own and over 40 so there But not the way Jordan does ;D |
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Post by maibee on Jul 29, 2008 8:42:40 GMT
I don't think anyone thinks her dull. Who amongst us knows much about her for God's sake to form an opinion. All I know is that James is one contented bunny, and part of that must be due to her/him being happy with her.  There, my piece said. I really feel uncomfortable reading comments about her and even more so making them. I personally believe (IMveryHO) it's off limits, so I will avoid this vein of discussion henceforth  |
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Post by maibee on Jul 29, 2008 8:46:30 GMT
(It is hear hear, isn't it? or here, here??) It's "hear, hear" - expressing agreement with something, usually said in speech. But maybe we could write "read, read" or "see, see"! |
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Post by lew on Jul 29, 2008 9:07:34 GMT
Right back to the caravan |
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Post by maibee on Jul 29, 2008 9:36:43 GMT
And here is the closest I could find to said caravan!   1980 Sprite four berth in wrong colour. Price is in NZ$ as that's where image comes from. And the interior of a 'late 1970s Sprite caravan' from same site. *skulks off before someone thinks maibee's really sad!* |
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Post by lymaze on Jul 29, 2008 9:49:54 GMT
Agree with you Maibee. I think discussions on partners/wives etc should be either complimentary or not on here. James has kept his private life very private generally and that should be respected.
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Post by lew on Jul 29, 2008 10:33:19 GMT
And here is the closest I could find to said caravan! 1980 Sprite four berth in wrong colour. Price is in NZ$ as that's where image comes from. And the interior of a 'late 1970s Sprite caravan' from same site. *skulks off before someone thinks maibee's really sad!* ;D Very different ;D no room to swing a bottle/cat ;D |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 29, 2008 11:31:18 GMT
Many many new comments are up! James clearly has hit a nerve. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2008 11:43:44 GMT
I just hope Oz isn't wearing his short pink dressing gown in the caravan Both of them will have bad (or even worse) backs EDIT : - no connection with those sentences. I looked at the pictures and saw the beds and they look really uncomfy. No way suggesting anything! And rememebering the caravanning TG episode with Jeremy on the plank of wood I'd hate to see James ruin his back. And yes I know he's not that old. |
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Post by lew on Jul 29, 2008 12:25:17 GMT
 .......well closest to vomit ;D
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Post by stigalicious on Jul 29, 2008 13:49:52 GMT
See this is what annoys me! With somebody like James, with such a fun child like spirit, I'd be more than delighted if he gave me a train set for a bday or xmas pressie (and I'd get it straight out of the box and play with it- maybe not inviting him to play with me!) and I'd go in a caravan or a tent with him provided he wouldnt go all weird if I fart more than he does!!!! lmao! Show me a MAN* who has a fun spirit like James and I'd be very happy.. but probs only because I am young and fun is what I'm about. At 40 odd, I wonder how long woman will deal with it for? Shes lasted it out for a while now but eventually at her age (not being rude at all) priorities differ.... * I say a MAN because boys are different. They are just idiotic instead. I'm really glad nobody read too deeply into this or took offense to it, as it wasnt intended to be offensive of course. I have lots of friends who are older than me and no part of this message says they arent fun. But she did say she wasnt into the train set as all (please see Top Toys) At the very most, the comment suggests that after a certain age, if you receive a train set from a bloke, he's most likely dumped! I agree, he must be happy and NO i am not waiting for 'the moment if it comes' as I am not 'tall and thin' thus wouldnt meet his criteria!!! lmao! |
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Post by stigalicious on Jul 29, 2008 13:50:54 GMT
And here is the closest I could find to said caravan! 1980 Sprite four berth in wrong colour. Price is in NZ$ as that's where image comes from. And the interior of a 'late 1970s Sprite caravan' from same site. *skulks off before someone thinks maibee's really sad!*LOL at the risk of making another political comment, I'm sorry, but I do believe that is one of the ugliest things with wheels that I have ever ever laid my eyes on!!! |
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Post by lindenchase on Jul 29, 2008 13:53:50 GMT
Erm.... please tell me "tall and thin" aren't things James is looking for in a woman. I am lots of things, but tall and thin....not. ;D |
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......well it's nice to think about it ;D
There, my piece said. I really feel uncomfortable reading comments about her and even more so making them. I personally believe (IMveryHO) it's off limits, so I will avoid this vein of discussion henceforth 
.......well closest to vomit ;D