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Post by lew on Feb 18, 2008 14:44:04 GMT
Gene Hunt ;D.....and Hammond never did his column, wonder where they went?
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Post by Wyvern on Feb 18, 2008 14:47:18 GMT
Can't think of a better man for the job!
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Post by lymaze on Feb 18, 2008 18:32:33 GMT
Great review too. Yes, wonder where they are? Off filming in some exotic location no doubt. *sigh*  |
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Post by lymaze on Feb 24, 2008 9:27:02 GMT
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Post by Eclair on Feb 24, 2008 10:20:46 GMT
Ol' BHB writes a good column   . Never been skiing in me life. Don't like the risk of sustaining those horrible injuries  Plus am a wimp. ;D |
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Post by lew on Feb 24, 2008 14:57:37 GMT
Me too, though sitting in a nice skiing suit, big sun glasses and drinking schnapps really rocks my boat ;D....
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Post by inky on Feb 24, 2008 15:53:28 GMT
I went skiing when I was at school and I remember it being just as Jeremy describes it. You're either rolling about on the floor in agony, unable to get up or careering down a slope at a zillion miles an hour with no brakes. Not an experience I would want to repeat (was very pretty scenery though)  |
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Post by Wyvern on Feb 24, 2008 16:03:48 GMT
A friend of mine works at the local ski school, but I really don't fancy it. There's a world of difference between skiing down a mountain somewhere beautiful and skiing down a plastic slope overlooking a duel carriageway, an enormous roundabout and an out-of-town Sainsbury's! Plus, the main slope has "SKI" written on it in big green letters, in case people driving past didn't notice. Either that or it's actually made of yogurt.
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Post by glam on Feb 27, 2008 13:45:23 GMT
I see that Jezza has replied to some of the comments
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Post by lymaze on Feb 27, 2008 13:49:34 GMT
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Post by lew on Feb 27, 2008 14:33:45 GMT
;D.....following in James's footsteps nice reply  |
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Post by lymaze on Feb 27, 2008 18:31:15 GMT
Yes, good replies. He obviously got pissed off with them suggesting he got freebies etc. Well he's in trouble now. I'm going to have to start commenting every week. ;D |
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Post by Eclair on Feb 28, 2008 8:12:47 GMT
Coool!!! I'm going to start commenting then, and refer to him as BHB...   |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 1, 2008 23:43:35 GMT
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Post by Eclair on Mar 2, 2008 0:01:02 GMT
LOL @ BHB! Couple of things: 1. Reference to James May's bottom - AGAIN... 2. Mrs Clarkson likes listening to the Archers?!?!?!! BHB - you've bought yourself a painful dishwasher. My lovely dishwasher only beeps once when its finished...then I do something else and forget about it and when I go to put a dirty dish in it, I find it full of clean ones.... ;D |
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 2, 2008 0:05:50 GMT
My pet hate is the oven timer. I know I've put my dinner in the oven because I remember putting it there. Every electronic device in the house has some kind of clock on it, so I have no way of forgetting what the time is and anyway, I can tell when it's ready because the neighbours have usually called the fire brigade.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2008 0:15:22 GMT
How about a phone running out of battery in the middle of the night! THen you can't find the phone to either dismantle it, turn off or replace on the charger. I'd take to throwing it out the window but a) parents would not be too happy b) probably hit the green house  The tumble dryer beeps for no good reason in the middle of drying things off, it gets turned off but then the clothes are still wet and ooooo not a good thing! |
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 2, 2008 0:25:03 GMT
A-E left his mobile somewhere in the house and it was beeping for about 18 hours before he realised it was his battery going flat. It bleeped all bleeping night and woke me up and I couldn't do a thin about it because I had no idea what or where it was, grrr. They're a damn menace. I usually leave mine on silent, which means I respond to calls and texts when I can be bothered rather than when the phone says so. I know it kind of defeats the object, but I won't be a slave to the little electronic brat in my pocket making demands on me  I sometimes think I belong on "Grumpy Old Women". |
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Post by hypnobird on Mar 4, 2008 23:45:28 GMT
The May Tush as an annoying noise maker? Oh. The snoring and flatulent sensitive haired one...
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Post by lymaze on Mar 9, 2008 10:07:47 GMT
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Post by Eclair on Mar 9, 2008 10:40:41 GMT
We've got bags here, made of a sort of heavy duty cloth er...propylene (?more plastic?) with a hard plastic bit at the bottom so they stand up...that you buy at the supermarket. I have dozens in my car boot and I'm getting better at remembering to take a bag filled with bags to the supermarket. ;D When they first brought them out they used to be only in green but now they are making them a little more funky so I've chucked the green ones and have pink and purple bags and a nice stripey pink one and a nice red rose patterned one. You can also get ones for your football team etc...but I don't have any of those... ...or "kiddie" film related ones like with Shrek and Puss 'n' Boots on them...stuff like that... ;D Sorry, prattled on a bit there. ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 9, 2008 10:52:48 GMT
I do try to remember to take a heavy duty bag now. I went through a stage of buying the 10p ones out of guilt so I've a cupboard load of them instead. but if I don't have the bag with me I won't go to the supermarket. usually.  Mind you, you go in and the first thing they want to do at the till is start giving you plastic bags and I have to stand there going I've got one thanks and they look amazed. As for packaging, why!!!!!!!! Even if you buy them loose, they have to be put in a plastic bag. They should reintroduce paper bags for fruit and veg - it keeps better and it can go in the recycle bin. The thought of jeremy sorting all his rubbish for recycling is endearing. |
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Post by lymaze on Mar 23, 2008 10:44:08 GMT
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Post by lew on Mar 23, 2008 15:19:46 GMT
So business as usual jezza ;D
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Post by banned on Mar 23, 2008 16:13:11 GMT
Thats the weirdest thing, the other night, I dreamt about rugby and Jezza (yes, weird combo that one) and now he is writing about rugby!! Mind control I tell you .......
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Post by lymaze on Mar 23, 2008 18:50:17 GMT
Banned, if you have control over Jezza's mind, can you send him my way please. ;D
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Post by lymaze on Mar 30, 2008 10:58:25 GMT
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Post by lymaze on Apr 6, 2008 8:27:52 GMT
Don't look likes there's a column again.  I might have to go out in the cold to buy the paper. If I slip and fall under a snow drift Jezza, it'll be your fault. ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Apr 13, 2008 8:39:30 GMT
Jeremy doesn't appear to have done a column - again. I am getting withdrawal symptoms. I may have to buy the paper in case.  |
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Post by Eclair on Apr 13, 2008 9:08:58 GMT
Jeremy doesn't appear to have done a column - again. I am getting withdrawal symptoms. I may have to buy the paper in case. Oh dear. It does not appear that BHB has similar work ethos to the hard-working Mr May ;D. Or at least with regard to the column writing anyway.... ;D I suppose BHB does have three children and a wife too....*backtracks quickly* |
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I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
I might have to go out in the cold to buy the paper. If I slip and fall under a snow drift Jezza, it'll be your fault. ;D