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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 4:58:47 GMT
Or maybe taking us in the police station!  Bloody hell, big buckets of cold water needed, I think! ;D |
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:00:38 GMT
*fighting tempation to make policemans truncheon jokes* Don't fight it! You know how solid and smooth those truncheons are...!  ;D |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 5:06:09 GMT
There is no topic we cannot make smutty!!
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Post by GoTeamGT on Jan 3, 2008 5:07:33 GMT
Mmmmm PC May using his big hard truncheon to... do things  |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 5:10:09 GMT
Upholding the law?? *whistles innocently in the face of all the smut*
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:11:00 GMT
There is no topic we cannot make smutty!! It's true! Surely it's a prerequisite for being a member of this Board! ;D |
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:12:34 GMT
Mmmmm PC May using his big hard truncheon to... do things Hmm, it brings a whole new meaning to being 'banged up'!!! ;D |
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Post by GoTeamGT on Jan 3, 2008 5:14:51 GMT
Mmmmm PC May using his big hard truncheon to... do things Hmm, it brings a whole new meaning to being 'banged up'!!! ;D Ooooh I can imagine him using his truncheon with lots of force.... |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 5:17:32 GMT
So, we have established that a policeman episode of Top Gear should be a hit!! Somehow think the TV version maybe a bit tamer than the one in our heads!!
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:20:11 GMT
I think so too. Shame, though - just imagine the viewing figures for our x-rated version...! ;D
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Post by GoTeamGT on Jan 3, 2008 5:23:36 GMT
I'd be viewing it on several televisions at once. Make the tamer version for normal tv and put our version on later or on a dvd.
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:28:18 GMT
Good idea! On sale in the Adult section, of course! ;D |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 5:29:43 GMT
XXX gear!!
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:36:03 GMT
Ooooh yes, I'm liking it! ;D Sounds like the title of some weird slasher fanfic... |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 5:39:02 GMT
;D I love it!! If I could write, I would get penning that story |
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 5:47:31 GMT
Unfortunately, I can't write that sort of stuff, as I don't have that kind of imagination  , so I think I'll have to stick to the type of fic I'm already working on - I can cope with that sort of story.  Mind you, if you can come up with the ideas, I could write them down - a joint fanfic!  |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 5:50:57 GMT
Its an idea, but based on the smut tonight, I think we may get kicked off the board!! All this talk of firemans hoses and policemans truncheons *whistles innocently*
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 3, 2008 6:00:17 GMT
You're probably right. Seeing as I don't want to be kicked off the Board, I'd better be a good girl...! *polishes her now slightly tarnished halo* |
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Post by banned on Jan 3, 2008 6:01:17 GMT
*borrows brasso* *straightens halo*
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Post by stigalicious on Jan 3, 2008 17:00:56 GMT
remember the comedic joint fic?! hmm *thinking about how she could start that off*
I will do if nobody else does.. that would be hilarious!
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 4, 2008 3:27:02 GMT
Could be fun. Maybe we could base it on the idea of the trio filming another, more unusual TG special, and any comedic chaos ensuing from what they get up to in the process...! ;D
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Post by banned on Jan 4, 2008 3:48:04 GMT
Can they be in the chocolate factory?? Or the police station?? Or the bakery?? The possibilitys are endless
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Post by lew on Jan 4, 2008 10:11:35 GMT
Write away, smut yes those awful xxx/slash fic's no, behave you lot ;D
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Post by Eclair on Jan 4, 2008 10:51:24 GMT
Yes, there is no room here for slash fiction.
There is a board for this type of fic - its called NHNC....over at HH.
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Post by Eclair on Jan 4, 2008 12:51:39 GMT
*feeling a bit freaked* hh? whats that short for? i'm so used to just writing stuff, i sometimes wonder what it is i do write. hope it falls in the right category :S I will PM you Stigalicious. |
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Post by banned on Jan 4, 2008 19:11:18 GMT
*behaves*
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Post by Spud's back!!! on Jan 4, 2008 21:08:59 GMT
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinking of all the possibilities putting james into a police uniform and having a truncheon Give me that on tv and i'll be glued Jillian xx |
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Post by lew on Jan 4, 2008 23:13:53 GMT
spuddy.....that would be a sight ;D
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 4, 2008 23:41:31 GMT
Yes, there is no room here for slash fiction. There is a board for this type of fic - its called NHNC....over at HH. Don't panic, we won't be writing any - we're only messing around! Ye gods, I can barely bring myself to read that sort of thing! Write it - never!!! |
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Post by lew on Jan 4, 2008 23:55:18 GMT
Xj....no worries, we need to keep it......god the right words, happy for pro boards  ....our very young members....and James, which is our main concern.......apart from that, I love our happy bunch.....and there is freedom for plenty of smut |
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, so I think I'll have to stick to the type of fic I'm already working on - I can cope with that sort of story. 
....our very young members....and James, which is our main concern.......apart from that, I love our happy bunch.....and there is freedom for plenty of smut