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Post by Doofey on May 16, 2009 0:35:37 GMT
"To quote the ancient philosopher Clarksonius, 4th century BC... How hard can it be?" ;D That's a great one Liz.
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 16, 2009 0:38:51 GMT
"I've just realised that I'm winking at millions of people."
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Post by Doofey on May 16, 2009 1:25:46 GMT
"You philistine" is one of my faves.
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Post by Jacksgirl on May 16, 2009 5:31:46 GMT
"You philistine" is one of my faves. Same here ;D
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Post by ladyblue on May 16, 2009 22:34:55 GMT
"lets go 40 years into the future May-San is bed ridden after a life sake and noodles and now needs to go to the loo... Nurse!"
not sure if that was exactly how he said it
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 16, 2009 23:05:40 GMT
LOL! That's from the Big Ideas show isn't it?
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Post by katherine on May 17, 2009 0:41:56 GMT
"Stick a Lil-let on the end of a screwdriver"
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Post by katherine on May 17, 2009 0:56:47 GMT
While I'm on the subject:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have to stop you there. I hate to interrupt, but this is quite honestly the biggest load of limp-wristed twaddle I've ever heard in all my 5 weeks in television. These two- these two are not men, okay? This one, Richard Hammond: every morning sticks his head in a bucket of hair product, right? He's got a dog, but it's a poodle! And I don't know what you're laughing about, Clarkson, because you won't drink brown beer and this is the man who says, 'flatulence? Oh, it's not funny!' when clearly it is! Right. I am actually the only proper bloke on this programme, okay? I live in a tumbledown house full of old motorbikes. And I think a bloke can drive a convertible- but- it has to be the right one. "
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Post by ladyblue on May 17, 2009 2:12:49 GMT
LOL! That's from the Big Ideas show isn't it? Yep, its from the second episode when he is explores technology and robots. That's a great one Katherine, I forgot about that one...
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Post by slowhamster on May 17, 2009 16:17:27 GMT
"to finish first, first you have to finish. even i know that. it is a glorious day for jaguar and common sense."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 17, 2009 16:20:20 GMT
"I didn't mean to come in here, I went the wrong way!"
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Post by slowhamster on May 17, 2009 19:48:50 GMT
"merciful god in his heaven... who the hell would drink THAT???" - about garlic wine
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 17, 2009 20:07:09 GMT
"YES!! My gearstick has the biggest knob diameter by half an inch."
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Post by jweaver on May 17, 2009 20:25:16 GMT
"Wait for it..."
Hehehe, all day and night if necessary ;D -j *skips happily to the corner*
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 17, 2009 20:39:24 GMT
LOL!
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fallatyourfeet
Filthy Mayhemer
You'll never see the end of the road while you're travelling with me.
Posts: 779
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Post by fallatyourfeet on May 18, 2009 15:27:17 GMT
On sampling the V8 smoothie,"I've got the name for it....The Bloody Awful". ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 18, 2009 16:09:06 GMT
"Can I have a show of hands please for the Rover 75!"
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Post by fishtank1231 on May 20, 2009 2:50:39 GMT
"we had a flower making orgy" did anyone else catch that or am i just an immature teenager? lol
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 20, 2009 10:58:57 GMT
I missed that one!! Ooh James, you are a saucy sod!!
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Post by onthewingsoflove on May 20, 2009 11:26:40 GMT
No, Fishtank I got that as well, also "Stop the Revolution". Pride swelled yesterday for him like the opening of a flower...... UM, saucy he certainly is agrees 100%
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Post by Wyvern on May 20, 2009 11:42:28 GMT
My favourite Chelsea quote about the garden is definitely, "It's art, art is its own reward. I know it's good."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 20, 2009 12:50:57 GMT
Yeah, and what makes it more lovely, that statement, is the fact that it's true!
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theplaguerat
Smutty Mayhemer
"A banging stereo for mi tunes!"
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Post by theplaguerat on May 21, 2009 19:23:27 GMT
"We used to collect shells on the beach, unexploded ones" ;D
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Post by barbaramol on May 22, 2009 3:54:34 GMT
"When cleaning the car you sort of clean your mind. All you have to worry about is, is that bit there as clean as it could be? No it isn't. So let's improve it." ;D
-James during the Vintage Alfa Romeo Challenge.
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Post by brycegold on May 22, 2009 8:37:34 GMT
From Oz and James Drink to Britian:
"May’s Gin - A premium luxury lifestyle aspirational beverage experience, please drink responsibly"
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Post by barbaramol on Jun 19, 2009 0:18:26 GMT
"You cannot even begin to comprehend the bounds of my forthcoming genius."
During the Custom-built Limo Challenge. ;D
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Post by maureen on Aug 3, 2009 8:25:26 GMT
I was just listening to the third Magnificant Machines disc and came across a gem I totally agree with. It goes something to the effect of, "The worst and most perverse form of snobbery is material snobbery." Couldn't agree more, James.
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Post by brycegold on Aug 4, 2009 13:19:15 GMT
That's one of the things (amongst many) that I like about James, he can't see the point with keeping up with the Joneses. I recall a DT article way back at the beginning of 2009 where he says something like "if you don't like the decor and what's in my house then you don't have to visit me". Well said James.
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Aug 4, 2009 21:09:24 GMT
I have two - one has been mentioned earlier though
1 - you utter pirate 2 - Hammonds dead (he wasnt - he was just sea-sick on the race to Oslo!)
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Post by lymaze on Aug 4, 2009 21:14:14 GMT
The Oslo episode is a classic. I think I can understand how Hammond felt too, not being a particular good boats woman. Welcome to the Board by the way.
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