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Post by ulstermayniac on May 11, 2009 12:11:33 GMT
Same as in the Jeremy section, what are your all time favourite quotes from the Great Man himself?
Here are a couple of mine;
"Oh you utter clot!"
"Sailing is really boring!"
"YES!! I'VE WON SOMETHING ON TOP GEAR!!"
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Post by jacqui on May 11, 2009 14:30:03 GMT
is Oh Cock a quote??? ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 11, 2009 14:40:40 GMT
Hell yeah! Cock is cool.
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bfslover
Mayhemer
Like playing the bagpipes, you know, a gentleman can - but doesn't
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Post by bfslover on May 11, 2009 20:42:52 GMT
Premission to say cock is def my favourite and then my soul is prepared
oh edited to say the utter pirate comment aimed at Jezza
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 11, 2009 21:37:04 GMT
Can I ask, when did he say that soul comment?
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Post by lindenchase on May 11, 2009 22:24:52 GMT
I have a recurring dream in which Jeremy is on fire and I have the fire extinguisher but can't get the pin out.
I think fast track driving is a little like playing the bagpipes. A gentleman can, but doesn't.
Do you know what. Your mind cannot comprehend how uninterested I am in things like this.
;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 11, 2009 22:59:58 GMT
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Post by slowhamster on May 12, 2009 3:00:42 GMT
"i was the filling in an unsavory sister sandwich..."
"shall i tell you the other interesting thing about tampons?"
"it's news to warm the hearts of nations... Jeremy Clarkson has lost his voice!!"
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Post by ladyblue on May 12, 2009 3:01:16 GMT
I had to look this one up...
We are British. We are the inventors of everything. It's time to brace ourselves, hasten unto the shed and liberate ourselves from the abyss made dark by the lights of perverted German science!
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richmondgal
Filthy Mayhemer
"Brace yourself, viewers"
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Post by richmondgal on May 12, 2009 6:18:57 GMT
"I object to the beige"
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fallatyourfeet
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You'll never see the end of the road while you're travelling with me.
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Post by fallatyourfeet on May 12, 2009 12:35:00 GMT
James on Champagne: "Pop,fizz,drink,bang!" ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 12, 2009 12:41:00 GMT
That is a good one!! Where is this one from - "i was the filling in an unsavory sister sandwich..."
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Post by slowhamster on May 12, 2009 13:23:26 GMT
that was from "my sisters' top toys"... i thought of another one: "Me dong's gonna be all soggy, innit?" (oh, the thoughts that go thru my head when he says that... *snort*)
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Post by lindenchase on May 12, 2009 13:24:52 GMT
That is a good one!! Where is this one from - "i was the filling in an unsavory sister sandwich..." From My sister's top toys. He left out his older brother, but I'm sure David didn't mind.
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 12, 2009 13:26:36 GMT
LOL! Ah yes, I remember now. I love this one - "MAYDAY!!" whenever he is sinking in the English Channel. Something just occured to me, we call that body of water the English Channel, but what do the French call it?
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 12, 2009 13:37:43 GMT
"Actually, I have been tossed by a squirrel...."
"....they say 'If you're tired, pull off at the motorway services'.... *giggles*"
"Oh my testicles!"
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bfslover
Mayhemer
Like playing the bagpipes, you know, a gentleman can - but doesn't
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Post by bfslover on May 12, 2009 14:16:03 GMT
Can I ask, when did he say that soul comment? When richard is trying to make him run for the tain in the race to monte carlo
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 12, 2009 14:26:27 GMT
Ah yes!!
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Post by ladyblue on May 13, 2009 2:46:59 GMT
"that's a ticket to a festival of plastic death" not sure where this came from or to what car he was referring to
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24octane
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"It's all in the mind, y'know."
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Post by 24octane on May 13, 2009 3:27:33 GMT
"Work sets you free."
"You infantile pillock!"
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PP
Filthy Mayhemer
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Post by PP on May 13, 2009 5:47:26 GMT
Not exactly a James quote though
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 13, 2009 12:30:24 GMT
Ladyblue - He was talking about the TVR Tuscon 2, I think that is what the car was called, when he was at the race track with the McLegend that is Jackie Stewart.
"Why did you shoot me in the p*nis?"
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Post by Liz on May 13, 2009 12:34:39 GMT
From Amphibious Challenge 2:
'Frankly, I'm bored with sinking'
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Post by starfish on May 13, 2009 21:36:18 GMT
I dont know what episode it was but they are in a race & it always makes me smile when James says Hurry up & wait.
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 13, 2009 21:39:15 GMT
Yes! I think it was the one when they were at the airport on their way to Oslo. It is a funny contradiction. "Hammond beat me going backwards!"
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Post by Doofey on May 13, 2009 23:00:34 GMT
"You aimed at my gentleman's area" "You got my in the wedding vegetables" "Hammond you numpty you managed to headbutt me right in the gentleman's area" They are not exactly what he said, I would have to look it up. "You utter Pillock"
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 13, 2009 23:06:51 GMT
I love the one from Vietnam where he said "You've simultaneously headbutted me in the gentlemans area and knocked the prow off your galleon."
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 13, 2009 23:07:41 GMT
Aww, poor James' gentleman's area. It does take some punnishment. I now have very very naughty thoughts going through my head.
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Post by Liz on May 15, 2009 19:19:30 GMT
"To quote the ancient philosopher Clarksonius, 4th century BC... How hard can it be?" ;D
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Post by ulstermayniac on May 15, 2009 19:27:17 GMT
"....I was in a hurry, it was splashback from the tap."
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