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Post by Eclair on Nov 13, 2007 13:23:57 GMT
Open 24/7 for all medical, psychological, spiritual and "special therapy" treatment....  Tell us you are poorly here....  In attendance are: ~ Dr May ~ Dr Clarkson ~ Dr Hammond ~ Dr Wilman ~ Dr Stig ~ Dr Eclair is an occasional visiting therapist ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Nov 15, 2007 21:52:50 GMT
hehe when I first read the title for the thread I thought it siad "James May in Hospital"  I got a fright ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 15, 2007 22:04:15 GMT
I think I may need to make an appointment soon. I have back ache, stress, and am in need of a tall man, in a big IOM jumper to cuddle me for hours.  |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 15, 2007 22:09:38 GMT
I think I can arrange admission for us Ly, and Sloops...we need special extras as well... Paging Dr May! Code Blue Eclair, Ly, Sloops!  Paging Dr Clarkson! Code Red Ly's room! After setting up this site, I think we will need intensive therapy.... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2007 0:26:41 GMT
I have tummy ache and a head ache, maybe a massage from Dr. May may help.......
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Post by lymaze on Nov 17, 2007 21:40:10 GMT
Yes and I'd like to book in for an intensive therapy session with Dr Clarkson. If he's available tomorrow that would be nice but it would have to be for much of the day. ;D
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Post by Sloopy on Nov 17, 2007 21:43:22 GMT
Sounds like Dr Hammond might be available then. I'll take him.  ;D I love the way we've got BUPA Healthcare advertising at the top of this page. ;D ;D |
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Post by kassiknorr on Nov 17, 2007 21:45:10 GMT
I have many problems... I may need weekly appointments. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2007 21:48:06 GMT
Is Doctor May free? I've got wobbly knees and fluttering in my stomach...........
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Post by Sloopy on Nov 17, 2007 21:49:44 GMT
If all else fails I'll have Dr Stig. |
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Post by banned on Nov 18, 2007 6:17:46 GMT
Am sure they need a nurse to 'assist' - *Nurse Banned enters stage left*
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Post by februarystar8 on Nov 18, 2007 6:20:30 GMT
im having trouble sleeping- could dr's may and clarkson set up some sort of sleep clinic? perhaps some sort of activities to wear me out |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 18, 2007 9:08:28 GMT
im having trouble sleeping- could dr's may and clarkson set up some sort of sleep clinic? perhaps some sort of activities to wear me out Your request has been duly noted. *scribbles out clinic roster* |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 18, 2007 9:10:57 GMT
Am sure they need a nurse to 'assist' - *Nurse Banned enters stage left* *checks rosters* *checks HRM* Nurse Banned! To the treatment room stat! |
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Post by lew on Nov 19, 2007 8:07:42 GMT
Erm there's not a Dentist about, wisdom tooth problem  and think I've grown a big abscess, cos it bleedin hurts so much,  |
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Post by banned on Nov 19, 2007 8:17:38 GMT
Am sure they need a nurse to 'assist' - *Nurse Banned enters stage left* *checks rosters* *checks HRM* Nurse Banned! To the treatment room stat! *Mops Dr May's brow* |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 19, 2007 8:45:47 GMT
"Nurse Banned? Dr May needs a change of scrubs....can you assist him please...I know its not the usual code of practice...but I am sure you would be only too happy to assist - Dr's Change Room Stat Nurse Banned!!!!!" |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 19, 2007 9:45:11 GMT
I need to check in as I have bird flu too now because London has no transport system. Please could all three of the good Drs come and warm me up immediately as I am very wet and cold. |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 19, 2007 10:02:03 GMT
I need to check in as I have bird flu too now because London has no transport system. Please could all three of the good Drs come and warm me up immediately as I am very wet and cold. Dr's Clarkson, May and Hammond - to the Special Therapies Sauna Room to attend to Lymaze - STAT!!! er...could you also attend to Lew in the Gentle Dental Department!!!! Er...how do I split them in two...Dr's Wilman and Stig!!! CODE BLUE, I REPEAT CODE BLUE!!!! |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 19, 2007 10:03:39 GMT
Lew can have Dr May and Hammond, just send Dr Jezza - he is big enough to keep me warm. Can he wear a nice jumper please so I crawl under it.  |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 19, 2007 10:16:29 GMT
"Cancel that Code Blue - Code Woolly Jumper Clarkson to the Special Therapies Sauna Room to attend to Lymaze - STAT!" "Dr's May and Hammond - to the Gentle Dental Department please, extensive alcohol and love sedatives to administer to Lew - STAT!" "Dr Stig! - Attend to Wolfie STAT! in the My Cold/Bird Flu/Man Flu Will Disappear Immediately If You Take Off Your....*GASP!*" ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THE JAMES MAY HOSPITAL IS AT CAPACITY - I REPEAT - THE JAMES MAY HOSPITAL IS AT CAPACITY!!! *As you were, stand down* |
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Post by Puss on Nov 19, 2007 10:18:42 GMT
Geeze, lucky I'm feeling alright then,isn't it. I'll just watch the doctors & nurses. ;D
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Post by lymaze on Nov 19, 2007 10:43:58 GMT
Lovely. I shall lie on the bed and if he'd like to just lie next to me and then I can cuddle up. Mind you I hope it is pure wool as I get a rash. |
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Post by wolfenkin on Nov 19, 2007 10:50:25 GMT
I'm starting to feel better already. ;D |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 19, 2007 11:06:19 GMT
Lovely. I shall lie on the bed and if he'd like to just lie next to me and then I can cuddle up. Mind you I hope it is pure wool as I get a rash. ~The James May Hospital~ (excerpt from brochure) "Only organic, natural fabrics are used at The James May Hospital...or no fabrics at all..." |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 19, 2007 11:22:44 GMT
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Post by lymaze on Nov 19, 2007 11:27:51 GMT
Ooh, and that's the jumper I liked last night. I am willing to have my skin slightly irritated by it just this once. Obviously not size 9 feet then Dr C. |
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Post by Puss on Nov 19, 2007 11:30:07 GMT
"I have lots of presents for you Lymaze, but my best present of all to you....is this big...."  Ooh, has he brought Ly a fish? ;D How nice. |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 19, 2007 11:33:54 GMT
He's brought me lots of cheese by the looks of things. Cheeselova would love that. ;D
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Post by lew on Nov 19, 2007 11:53:01 GMT
Lew can have Dr May and Hammond, just send Dr Jezza - he is big enough to keep me warm. Can he wear a nice jumper please so I crawl under it. Well I won't be much use in snogging dept  .....and I can't talk, bloody great piece of gauze in my month  ...but send them over I'm sure I'll think of something else |
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;D 
and think I've grown a big abscess, cos it bleedin hurts so much, 
.....and I can't talk, bloody great piece of gauze in my month 
...but send them over I'm sure I'll think of something else