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Post by lymaze on Nov 22, 2007 12:39:43 GMT
Oh that's so nice and I will be in the area. Should I wear my nurses outfit?  If I'm not on for a while you'll know I've been arrested. ;D |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 22, 2007 12:46:54 GMT
Crikey, I'd love to see Jezza's reaction when Ly turns up with her nurses outfit complete with stockings and suspenders....   |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2007 12:51:53 GMT
ooooo well they deserve the party! to be in the party too wow! 'wishes she was a doctor'
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Post by banned on Nov 22, 2007 12:54:25 GMT
A nice way to say thank you to the people who looked after him!! Bless him!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2007 16:45:48 GMT
I guessing the hospital is back after the party. I've looked at NHSDirect really should be given a warning 'If poorly don't read as the worse case scenario will scare you!'
Looked up Laryngitis, worse case it lasts for ages and get a husky voice due to damage to larynx. Thank you NHSDirect you really help! (sarcasm laced word)
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Post by cheeselova on Nov 24, 2007 23:13:27 GMT
I guessing the hospital is back after the party. I've looked at NHSDirect really should be given a warning 'If poorly don't read as the worse case scenario will scare you!' Looked up Laryngitis, worse case it lasts for ages and get a husky voice due to damage to larynx. Thank you NHSDirect you really help! (sarcasm laced word) Yeah but think how sexy your husky voice will be ;D Oh and i was right about the whispering thing. Sort of. |
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Post by incognito on Nov 25, 2007 19:38:09 GMT
Oh dear Lord, hospitals really are ubiquitous. I'm in and out them enough anyway, so now we've got a 'Dr.' May methinks snowboarding injuries won't be as bad after all... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2007 22:21:24 GMT
Whispering you were so right Cheeselova! I can talkish but to be honest it's not worth it!!
Incognito the Dr will aid all problems and maladies!!
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Post by incognito on Nov 27, 2007 13:07:43 GMT
Whispering you were so right Cheeselova! I can talkish but to be honest it's not worth it!! Incognito the Dr will aid all problems and maladies!! Well today I've been off due to my eyesight going potty. Though on second thought why am I complaining? - two James Mays at once! |
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Post by Eclair on Nov 27, 2007 13:18:05 GMT
It may be possible with the excitement of multiple James on TV we are suffering from various medical conditions, possibilities are: May Fatigue
May Fever
May Syndrome Dr Eclair suggests an early night may be in order...however this might prove difficult with the er...stimulation of WA on tonight... Nightie night everyone! Be kind to yourselves!  ;D I might come online later tonight after WA to hear all about it...  |
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 27, 2007 13:32:58 GMT
Good night Dr Eclaire.
Now, is Dr May available please? I have a bad headache and would really like to have my shoulders and neck massaged. Of course the holistic approach would also be welcomed if there is time.
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Post by Sloopy on Nov 27, 2007 13:48:27 GMT
I think Dr May has been a bit tied up this week, so to speak.  |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 27, 2007 14:00:13 GMT
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Post by Sloopy on Nov 27, 2007 14:13:47 GMT
Sadly Dr Hammond isn't available this week, following a serious run-in with a plug socket.
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Post by lew on Nov 27, 2007 14:55:26 GMT
Well I need some special investigative probing, so perhaps Dr "Fingers" Clarkson could pop by.   Moderators - please feel free to remove this comment. Sorry, Ly I like it... ;D so it stays |
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 27, 2007 16:08:00 GMT
I think Dr May has been a bit tied up this week, so to speak. Then could someone please untie him for a while! You can have him back once he's dealt with my headache. |
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Post by incognito on Nov 28, 2007 16:47:09 GMT
Tied up? I think we need to get him a pair of these  ;D *innocent whistle* |
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Post by Sloopy on Nov 28, 2007 16:50:13 GMT
;D ;D I haven't the faintest idea what you are suggesting.  |
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Post by incognito on Nov 28, 2007 17:06:41 GMT
Of course not . Was merely suggesting that we should, er, bind him to a radiator so he doesn't overwork and stress himself. |
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Post by inky on Nov 28, 2007 21:25:41 GMT
With all the hyperchondriacs poorly people on here, I think Dr May will be the next one needing a doctor. Poor soul must be worn out |
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Post by coley on Nov 28, 2007 21:31:56 GMT
I wouldn't mind him wearing me out! Oh god did I just say that out loud?! Whoops! Can Dr May please come and take my aches and pains away because of my flu please? ;D
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Post by lew on Nov 28, 2007 21:33:47 GMT
Tied up? I think we need to get him a pair of these ;D *innocent whistle* ;D......omg so many uses ......feel free to slap my wrist's  James/Jezz/Rich/stig ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 29, 2007 15:18:11 GMT
I need to make an emergency appointment and Dr Eclair has gone "off line" - I am getting butterflies and feeling a bit icky at the thought of tomorrow. |
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Post by Mayfayre on Nov 29, 2007 16:17:43 GMT
There's an old folk remedy for that - Alcohol!  |
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Post by lymaze on Nov 29, 2007 19:52:27 GMT
So true. I am having a beer and all my butterflies have drowned. |
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Post by Puss on Dec 1, 2007 6:05:03 GMT
*wanders in looking pale & wan* Can I see Dr May please? I'm not feeling well, I have a very bad headache... *hunts around for drugs in Dr Eclair's absence*
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Post by Eclair on Dec 1, 2007 8:17:19 GMT
God, I'm feeling pale and wan myself.... There is a big demand for consultations in this thread isn't there? Or is that a big demand for er...medication? *tries to figure out a way to clone the Doctors* *furiously scribbles prescriptions* |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 1, 2007 8:42:31 GMT
I need to book myself in for a while. I am floating around on a sea of love for Mr May. I barely slept - now this may have been down to the gale force winds that woke me up but then I could only think of yesterday and now I am tired yet unable to sleep, or move, or think. I can't do anything anymore. I am love sick. |
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Post by hypnobird on Dec 1, 2007 9:22:44 GMT
I need to book myself in for a while. I am floating around on a sea of love for Mr May. I barely slept - now this may have been down to the gale force winds that woke me up but then I could only think of yesterday and now I am tired yet unable to sleep, or move, or think. I can't do anything anymore. I am love sick. Yeah, I've been a bit ... forlorn since Thursday. Like Santa's been and gone. |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 1, 2007 9:34:50 GMT
I'm on a euphoric high I think. I've been singing These are a few of my favourite things since I woke up. I could seriously annoy people today as I can't stop smiling. ;D |
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I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
James/Jezz/Rich/stig ;D
