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Post by Puss on Dec 1, 2007 12:21:42 GMT
I'm on a euphoric high I think. I've been singing These are a few of my favourite things since I woke up. I could seriously annoy people today as I can't stop smiling.   ;D That's all fine. I can understand the euphoria, but songs from The Sound of Music? Oh dear.  By the way, those pills I nicked from the medicine cabinet worked wonders for my headache. That, a lie down and the repeat episode of TG where they drive the supercars across France. |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 1, 2007 12:30:58 GMT
I'm on a euphoric high I think. I've been singing These are a few of my favourite things since I woke up. I could seriously annoy people today as I can't stop smiling. ;D That's all fine. I can understand the euphoria, but songs from The Sound of Music? Oh dear. By the way, those pills I nicked from the medicine cabinet worked wonders for my headache. That, a lie down and the repeat episode of TG where they drive the supercars across France. Ah, the power of the lie down and the "bex"....  Yay! Wasn't it excellent Puss? I didn't realise how many avatars on here are particularly from that episode!!! And (miraculously :  I managed to record it to HDD, don't ask me how...I was so disappointed that it wasn't taping to DVD but somehow I must have changed things and it recorded to HDD...  I just pressed lots of buttons...  *restocks medication locker* |
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Post by Puss on Dec 1, 2007 12:33:55 GMT
That's all fine. I can understand the euphoria, but songs from The Sound of Music? Oh dear. By the way, those pills I nicked from the medicine cabinet worked wonders for my headache. That, a lie down and the repeat episode of TG where they drive the supercars across France. Ah, the power of the lie down and the "bex".... Yay! Wasn't it excellent Puss? I didn't realise how many avatars on here are particularly from that episode!!! And (miraculously : I managed to record it to HDD, don't ask me how...I was so disappointed that it wasn't taping to DVD but somehow I must have changed things and it recorded to HDD... I just pressed lots of buttons... *restocks medication locker* Yes, it was a good one! Um, what is HDD? Good that you have it for future refernce though and yes, a windswept James... ahhhh.  |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 1, 2007 12:38:58 GMT
Ah, the power of the lie down and the "bex".... Yay! Wasn't it excellent Puss? I didn't realise how many avatars on here are particularly from that episode!!! And (miraculously : I managed to record it to HDD, don't ask me how...I was so disappointed that it wasn't taping to DVD but somehow I must have changed things and it recorded to HDD... I just pressed lots of buttons... *restocks medication locker* Yes, it was a good one! Um, what is HDD? Good that you have it for future refernce though and yes, a windswept James... ahhhh. er...is it High Definition Digital??? Er I should go and read it...  All I know is there is beaut copy of the supercars episode in my DVD player!!! I'd seen the pics, and I always wondered who he was giving the two fingered salute to, and it appears it was Hamster.... |
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Post by coley on Dec 4, 2007 22:10:03 GMT
Need treatment..... smut overload *swoon*
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 11:24:12 GMT
I am depressed and I feel like I want to sit in a dark room for the next six years. Can someone be sent to cheer me up please?  But not James as he is married and moody and probably would send me into a deeper depression. And not Hammond because he might be having one of his "moments". |
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Post by hypnobird on Dec 6, 2007 11:29:51 GMT
This morning, i found this on a favourite blog (Brocante home Chronicles)
"Eligible bachelors over the age of 35 are eligible for a very good reason or ten. Trust me: I've endured them all."
Just imagine it: your last tampon gone to clean a bit of oily motorbike... and no thought of replacing them...
know just how you feel but I am fortunate enough to know it will pass. Although a short walk in the light may be a good idea, it is December after all.
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Post by Eclair on Dec 6, 2007 11:30:50 GMT
I am depressed and I feel like I want to sit in a dark room for the next six years. Can someone be sent to cheer me up please? But not James as he is married and moody and probably would send me into a deeper depression. And not Hammond because he might be having one of his "moments". Dr Eclair is here. Now lie back on the luxurious, soft, plump and comfy sofa Ly...deep breathe now, in and out.... Now...why six years in a dark room? |
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 11:35:54 GMT
Sorry, I'm not much use, I'm sitting here with my depression cure, a spam and salad cream sandwich, too early for wine, and a big mug of tea, I'll still have James though just to hold my hand and a box of tissues  |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 6, 2007 11:38:20 GMT
Sorry, I'm not much use, I'm sitting here with my depression cure, a spam and salad cream sandwich, too early for wine, and a big mug of tea, I'll still have James though just to hold my hand and a box of tissues Spam and salad cream sandwich Lew, you had one of those yesterday... *makes note to buy spam* *remembers spam, cancels note* |
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Post by Puss on Dec 6, 2007 11:43:32 GMT
I have the flu and a sore throat. *coughs* I'm not sure spam will help. |
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 11:43:34 GMT
I did, I was reading the reports of the TG filming.....and I think you may need one too ..... |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 11:46:12 GMT
That doesn't help. Of course I don't apply for tickets and no one on TG knows I exist even though I support them and would fight for them but it doesn't matter. It's all worthless. Make that 7 years in a dark room. |
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Post by Puss on Dec 6, 2007 11:48:25 GMT
Oh dear. Quick! Spam all round. Stat! |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 6, 2007 11:49:31 GMT
Come now dear Mayhemers.... Come into my therapy room and make yourselves comfortable on Dr Eclair's soft and comfy big sofa bed....its soooo luxurious....lay yourselves down and stretch out...relax your limbs and relax your poor heads on the cosy pillows and close your eyes....now inhale deeeeeeeply....and exhale deeeeeply....now repeat...and repeat again.... Now, how about a lovely cup of tea? Would you like a nice biscuit? Help yourself to this lovely box of chocolates.... Everything will be alright, its going to be okay...... |
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Post by lew on Dec 6, 2007 11:56:19 GMT
Liking this ;D......can I have a whole packet of biscuits?......poor Ly, not seven years, I'd miss you |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 6, 2007 11:59:56 GMT
Awww. I need a hug from Jezza - despite the fact he thinks cuddling is pointless. Men. What a pointless waste of space they sometimes seem. |
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Post by Eclair on Dec 6, 2007 12:04:16 GMT
You certainly May (bloody hell how did he get in here?!?!)....you certainly can have a whole packet of biscuits, a whole block of chocolate, a whole packet of chips, a whole bottle of wine, a whole bottle of gin... wait, wait, wait...back up a bit.... *deep breathes* You may have all the sunshine and chocolate and flowers and love and deep, long, slow, wet kisses that last for three days and.....wait, wait, wait...  ... *deep, deep breathes again* |
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Post by inky on Dec 7, 2007 0:22:04 GMT
I'm checking in cos I've got Maylaise. I keep seeing visions pictures of the May God when I'm not even looking  Maybe if I saw the real Dr May I would overcome this problem ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 7, 2007 0:24:02 GMT
Sounds like you have what I have, but it's Clarkson Syndrome. Everywhere I look there he is and it isn't him. It's really worrying. I have to go away I think and not look at him for a few weeks. Perhaps being locked in a room with James for a fortnight would cure me. |
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Post by inky on Dec 7, 2007 0:33:58 GMT
Sounds like you have what I have, but it's Clarkson Syndrome. Everywhere I look there he is and it isn't him. It's really worrying. I have to go away I think and not look at him for a few weeks. Perhaps being locked in a room with James for a fortnight would cure me. There's only one way to sort out the Dr May thing........FIGHT (to quote Harry Hill ;D) Jezzer is a bad, bad influence on ladies of the meek, mild and holy type. Wicked man You first or me? ?? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2007 0:38:00 GMT
I went to M and S tonight and TG was everywhere! The DVD interactive game, Richard and James's books, the Stig keyring, remote control cars, remote car football, scalextric loads of stuff! I need a massage from Dr May!!
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Post by inky on Dec 7, 2007 0:41:32 GMT
I need a massage from Dr May!! Form an orderly queue please ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 7, 2007 9:49:38 GMT
I had too much wine last night and no sleep because it was windy outside. I don't feel very well and need someone to massage my poor, woozy head and keep me warm so I can drift off to sleep. |
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Post by Puss on Dec 8, 2007 5:09:36 GMT
Well, I need to check myself in for a week of recuperation to get over this flu. Dr Eclair have you any beds available? A private room please, perhaps in the sanatorium. ;D
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Post by hypnobird on Dec 10, 2007 21:17:42 GMT
Could I check in as I went to a works do where free booze was included and I didn't get totally hammered? Something's obviously not right with me...
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Post by inky on Dec 10, 2007 22:17:21 GMT
Could I check in as I went to a works do where free booze was included and I didn't get totally hammered? Something's obviously not right with me... You sound very ill indeed |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2007 22:25:43 GMT
I have a pain on my middle toe of my left foot, I'm sure it's serious, Dr May?
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Post by fusker on Dec 11, 2007 11:20:09 GMT
Help - just found out that a friend of a friend is a researcher on TG! How come she gets to see James every day and not me? SOOOOOOOOO jealous - need therapy and calming down! (P.S. Yes I am trying to get as much gossip on the boys out of my mate for you!!!!) |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 11, 2007 11:22:07 GMT
More importantly can she get us tickets. I think it's the easiest way of getting down there for the next series apart from undertaking something more dodgy with a member of the crew. |
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I managed to record it to HDD, don't ask me how...I was so disappointed that it wasn't taping to DVD but somehow I must have changed things and it recorded to HDD... 
I just pressed lots of buttons... 
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Maybe if I saw the real Dr May I would overcome this problem 
I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......