fusker
Filthy Mayhemer
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Post by fusker on Dec 11, 2007 11:23:52 GMT
Going to have to be extra nice to my mate from now on LOL! Can't believe I know James through two people - although I wish it was closer LOL
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Post by lew on Dec 11, 2007 11:48:15 GMT
Agree with Ly, we need tickets for the programme ;D I not sure I really want to sleep with the crew inorder to obtain them  ..... Anyhoo I should have done a lot of shopping but I've a stinking cold and bought about about 3 things ;D.....Doctor May could I have a hot water bottle and a blanket ;D |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 11, 2007 11:50:03 GMT
Yes, might be too much of a sacrifice. Not sure I want to go that much. Lew needs to be in the Cold Clinic - wrapped up in a big duvet and fur, and a roaring log fire with Dr May tending to her need.  |
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Post by mansonmaniac on Dec 11, 2007 11:57:57 GMT
NOOOOOOOOO I'm too young  |
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Post by lymaze on Dec 11, 2007 11:59:14 GMT
Too young for the Hospital? No Manson it's OK, we'll admit anyone. ;D Oh too young for Top Gear. You are very tall - I am sure you don't have to take your passport with you do you?  |
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Post by lew on Dec 11, 2007 12:02:30 GMT
Yes, might be too much of a sacrifice. Not sure I want to go that much. Lew needs to be in the Cold Clinic - wrapped up in a big duvet and fur, and a roaring log fire with Dr May tending to her need. Thank you, thank you ;D...now where is he hiding ;D |
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Post by ladyalice on Dec 11, 2007 18:34:17 GMT
I've just got out of a real hospital where I had lots of nasty tests, CT scan, lumbar puncture, etc, nothing bad was found but I'm still v. poorly.
Could Dr May be spared to hold my hand and soothe my fevered brow?
Nothing too strenuous as I'm under strict orders to rest!
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Post by inky on Dec 11, 2007 19:09:48 GMT
I've just got out of a real hospital where I had lots of nasty tests, CT scan, lumbar puncture, etc, nothing bad was found but I'm still v. poorly. Could Dr May be spared to hold my hand and soothe my fevered brow? Nothing too strenuous as I'm under strict orders to rest! Rest - in the company of Dr May?  Never going to happen  ;D |
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Post by lew on Dec 11, 2007 19:13:48 GMT
Totally agree with Ink, ladyalice your likely to faint away ....hope you feel better soon, sounds awful |
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Post by ladyalice on Dec 11, 2007 22:42:10 GMT
Fainting is not a problem. I will be lying down anyway.
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Post by lymaze on Dec 11, 2007 22:44:00 GMT
Perhaps he could sit by your bedside and read, and occasionally check your pulse.  Hope you are better soon. |
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Post by inky on Dec 11, 2007 23:08:10 GMT
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Post by wings on Dec 11, 2007 23:11:26 GMT
i think i need james' assistance... my head hurts is Dr May free? ;D |
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Post by lew on Dec 13, 2007 11:33:02 GMT
MF said Dr Tennant could be visiting ;D, but May will do nicely, bum still can't find him  |
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kassiknorr
Smutty Mayhemer
Driving Home
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Post by kassiknorr on Dec 13, 2007 14:18:19 GMT
I have come down with a sudden cold...   |
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Post by Puss on Dec 18, 2007 11:29:28 GMT
Helllooo... *rings bell* I've had a helluva day and I need some serious therapy. Could one of the Drs be paged? ;D
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Post by inky on Dec 18, 2007 11:32:41 GMT
Helllooo... *rings bell* I've had a helluva day and I need some serious therapy. Could one of the Drs be paged? ;D Just the one? Go on, spoil yourself. Page 'em all ;D ;D |
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Post by Puss on Dec 18, 2007 11:34:27 GMT
Helllooo... *rings bell* I've had a helluva day and I need some serious therapy. Could one of the Drs be paged? ;D Just the one? Go on, spoil yourself. Page 'em all ;D ;D Oh alright, what the hell and any visiting locums as well. (I dunno what that word means but it sounds medical and impressive ) |
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Post by glam on Dec 19, 2007 13:02:12 GMT
Dr, I seem to have odd bruises on me. I think they need examining
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Post by lymaze on Jan 2, 2008 22:48:42 GMT
I have a terrible dry cough which gets worse at night so I need to be watched in case I...er.... run out of cough medicine.  Dr Clarkson, I understand you are on the night shift tonight so I will be in need of your specialist care.  |
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Post by Spud's back!!! on Jan 2, 2008 23:16:13 GMT
i am suffering the same as lymaze - could i get dr hammond please? i need something like the halls soothers advert lol |
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 2, 2008 23:37:03 GMT
*Patient XJ admits herself to the Hospital* The casino was short staffed today, so everyone was doing longer than usual stints at the gaming tables. I need Dr May to massage my shoulders, and the base of my spine, as they're still aching a bit. Ooooh, the thought of James massaging my lower back.... ;D |
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Post by banned on Jan 2, 2008 23:57:21 GMT
*mops the overworked Doctor's brows*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2008 23:58:08 GMT
'makes tea for anyone and everyone'
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Post by lymaze on Jan 3, 2008 9:50:51 GMT
I'm here for life, not just for Christmas I think. Cough is most definitely consumption, I am not long for this world. Dr Clarkson - take me to the window one last time so I can see the moors. (My fav line from Wuthering Heights film!! Swoons in to dead faint.) |
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Post by lew on Jan 3, 2008 10:18:35 GMT
Like it Ly........I'm not ill, but I need therapy ;D
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Post by lymaze on Jan 3, 2008 10:32:53 GMT
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Post by lew on Jan 3, 2008 11:08:47 GMT
Thanks Ly, I'm crying my eyes out, sniff bawl |
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Post by glam on Jan 3, 2008 11:25:16 GMT
Ly, you've got the comsumption? at least Bill Bryson will be happy as it's traditional |
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Post by lymaze on Jan 3, 2008 11:44:50 GMT
For some reason, probably because I am slightly morbid, I have always found consumption romantic. Obviously it isn't - it is extremely horrible. When I was a kid I also wanted Scarlett Fever. |
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..... Anyhoo I should have done a lot of shopping but I've a stinking cold and bought about about 3 things ;D.....Doctor May could I have a hot water bottle and a blanket ;D
Never going to happen 
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I held you, you felt me, I touched you, you kissed me.......
Hope you are better soon. 
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