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Post by Wyvern on Oct 2, 2010 10:00:57 GMT
Not me! My Stig outfit's black, and my boobs are very, very much bigger  Alas, the rest of me is also very, very much bigger...  |
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Post by xjsarah on Oct 2, 2010 10:04:59 GMT
With a figure like that, it's definitely not me, either! |
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Post by jacqui on Oct 2, 2010 11:17:05 GMT
I wish...  |
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Post by lew on Oct 2, 2010 13:59:09 GMT
me of course ;D |
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Post by inky on Oct 2, 2010 18:49:09 GMT
me of course ;D I wondered why you wanted to borrow my white, rubber jumpsuit ;D ;D |
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Post by Wyvern on Oct 2, 2010 19:03:25 GMT
me of course ;D I wondered why you wanted to borrow my white, rubber jumpsuit ;D ;D Thought it looked familiar, too... |
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Oct 2, 2010 20:53:32 GMT
some say her gloves aren't fireproof, and that her zip is way too far down! All we know is - she is dressed as The Tarty Stig!
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Post by musical16 on Oct 3, 2010 1:29:35 GMT
Atlanta, GA? That's my city! I swear that's not me though! lol
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Post by lew on Oct 3, 2010 7:08:21 GMT
I wondered why you wanted to borrow my white, rubber jumpsuit ;D ;D Thought it looked familiar, too... Shhhhh you'll give it away ;D |
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Post by lew on Oct 3, 2010 7:09:18 GMT
some say her gloves aren't fireproof, and that her zip is way too far down! All we know is - she is dressed as The Tarty Stig! Tarty Stig, yeap that'll be me  |
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Oct 3, 2010 9:48:45 GMT
In that case, I think you should get a part in the new series!
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Post by lew on Oct 4, 2010 9:27:06 GMT
Who said I'm not ;D |
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Post by xjsarah on Oct 5, 2010 11:38:09 GMT
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Post by ladyblue on Oct 5, 2010 16:08:13 GMT
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Post by devil-may-care on Oct 5, 2010 17:17:49 GMT
“I do not see how any further harm will be caused to the BBC if Mr Collins is allowed to publish his autobiography in time for the 2010 Christmas market.” Love how the justice managed to get a plug in for the book as a Christmas gift!  |
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Post by lew on Oct 5, 2010 18:53:21 GMT
It will still not make me buy it, though I thought for legal reasons Mr Collins would not be able to flaunt his wares, (ie same sort of car programme and do what he did for TG,) until a set period of time, not to do with the beebs action just normal legal business practice, kick me if I'm wrong ;D |
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Post by SonicSophie on Oct 6, 2010 12:47:25 GMT
So now he is joining Fifth Gear... thoughts?!
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Post by devil-may-care on Oct 6, 2010 15:17:12 GMT
So now he is joining Fifth Gear... thoughts?! I think mayhaps their viewing audience just went down. |
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Post by TheDaisy on Oct 6, 2010 17:31:43 GMT
So now he is joining Fifth Gear... thoughts?! As a driver, obviously he can hack it. As a presenter....who knows? He's not just going to be a driver this time - he will be doing some presenting too. I shall hold judgement on this one until I've seen how it goes. |
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Post by Hops on Oct 6, 2010 18:43:13 GMT
I don't think it's in good taste but then again.. where do I start? ;D
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Oct 6, 2010 21:46:45 GMT
still doesnt give me any desire to watch 5th Gear! Not even VBH can attract me to the dark side!
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Post by dit on Oct 29, 2010 10:47:13 GMT
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Post by xjsarah on Oct 29, 2010 14:05:17 GMT
LOL!! I like the idea of a 'Stig farm', but I can't help wondering how they would be bred. Controlled mitosis, perhaps?! ;D I still think that the new Stig should be green, with little flowers on his overalls and crash helmet. Just to prove that TG can be environmentally friendly when it wants to be! |
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Post by chariset on Oct 29, 2010 15:12:10 GMT
Yes, how exactly does one encourage Stigs to mate? How do you even explain to them the whole process?
"Now, when a Ferrari 458 and an Aston Martin Rapide love each other very much...."
And if we're making serious guesses, I predict the new Stig will be either silver or white again. But a Pink Stig would amuse me greatly.
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Oct 29, 2010 16:29:35 GMT
thats how they mate - the pink one is obviously the lady stig! The boy stig and the lady stig go out for a drive in a supercar, and drive at just the right speed to bring on that 'special sensation' - the hard bit (oooer Mrs) is getting out of the car and those overalls quickly enough!!
Blue or red stig is my guess!
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Post by xjsarah on Oct 29, 2010 20:43:45 GMT
Yes, how exactly does one encourage Stigs to mate? How do you even explain to them the whole process? "Now, when a Ferrari 458 and an Aston Martin Rapide love each other very much...." And if we're making serious guesses, I predict the new Stig will be either silver or white again. But a Pink Stig would amuse me greatly. Well, I suppose if they reproduced by means of mitosis, as I suggested before, then there would be no need to encourage mating. Mind you, it might be necessary to find a way to control the rate of cell division, otherwise we'd be overrun with Stigs in no time!  You know, as weird topics go, this has to be up there with the best of them! ;D |
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Post by dit on Oct 29, 2010 22:25:01 GMT
And flatin5th, at this rate you'll be feeling comfortable in the Naughty Corner soon!
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Post by chariset on Oct 31, 2010 0:17:55 GMT
Of course, maybe there is no Lady Stig, or they're all Lady Stigs, and driving a car until you reach a certain 'tingle' is all it takes.
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Post by flatin5th - Knight of the NC on Oct 31, 2010 10:05:44 GMT
Of course, maybe there is no Lady Stig, or they're all Lady Stigs, and driving a car until you reach a certain 'tingle' is all it takes. dont be taking out the best bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by dit on Nov 6, 2010 13:17:47 GMT
I've only just realised (thankyou, Dave) that the 'Ben' who is the driver in the "can you land a parachutist into a car being driven at 50mph?" segment is Ben Collins. I never noticed before, though I've known for a good while (along with half the universe) that he was the Stig.
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